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CooperTFN

32 Pittsburgh, PA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 27
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Note that this profile is technically inactive--my current one is here.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Alternating between dull office work to pay the bills, and fulfilling creative work (videographer/gallery manager for local arts organization) to keep from shooting myself. Collecting thoughts for my first novel, or three. Catching up--on TV, or reading, or living life...always catching up.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making idiosyncratic arrangements in horizontal lines of twenty-six phonetic symbols, ten numbers, and about eight punctuation marks--as Vonnegut would say. I tend to produce very complex sentences, which can make me come across as conceited, but that's just how they come out of my brain; honest. Also, I may be conceited.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I occasionally get comments on how blue my eyes are, but what's really stood out to me lately is how often people ask me for directions--even when I'm travelling. So clearly there's something about my appearance that intangibly suggests I know my way around. This could not be less true.

It's annoying that OKC doesn't include "Taoist" as a religious option. It was important to me to mention it somewhere, because Taoist philosophy--not to be confused with spirituality--has a great deal to do with the kind of person I am. So there you are.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - I'm a very slow reader, and thus I haven't read nearly as much as I'd ultimately like to--beyond a fuckton of news. Kurt Vonnegut is far and away my favorite author; indeed, I'd never been motivated to call any author my favorite before him. Also getting into Bradbury, Chabon, and Hornby...and let's be honest: lots of Star Wars. Cloud Atlas recently punched a big hole in my brain. On the graphic side of the spectrum, I would be remiss not to mention stuff like Watchmen, V for Vendetta, Alias, Y - The Last Man, Saga, The Walking Dead, Scott Pilgrim, and Sin City.

Movies - My favorite movie is High Fidelity. Others, in no particular order: Bulworth, Moulin Rouge, Crash, The Empire Strikes Back, Garden State, Unbreakable, Once, Juno, Groundhog Day, Rent, Clerks, Shaun of the Dead, (500) Days of Summer, Across the Universe, Spider-Man, The Shawshank Redemption, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Television - Current Shows - The Daily Show/Colbert, Newsroom, Real Time, Justified, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Glee (deal with it), Game of Thrones, The Venture Bros. Old Shows - Deadwood, West Wing, Home Movies, Seinfeld, Firefly, The Office, Community, Lost, Daria, Battlestar Galactica, Sports Night, Boondocks

Music - Cake, The Beatles, Fatboy Slim, Weezer, The White Stripes, The Flaming Lips, Garbage, Green Day, Radiohead, Rage Against the Machine, Regina Spektor, Sifl & Olly, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Foods - peanut butter anything, rice anything, noodle anything, turkey & swiss on rye with honey mustard, hot dogs, garlic hummus, chili anything
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Irony (and, therefore, sarcasm), semicolons, caffeine, new information, songs I can sing along (badly) to, the many-worlds interpretation.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If one could perceive time as a true fourth dimension, and thus be aware of their entire life all at once, would they still feel motivated to do anything?

If we define the universe as the totality of all recognized existence...but the universe is expanding...what's it expanding into? Update: so Morgan Freeman was just talking about astrophysics on the Daily Show and said literally this exact thing. Now I'm paranoid that people are going to read this and think I steal all my deep thoughts from Morgan Freeman--but c'mon, that's what Keanu Reeves is for.

Also, what precisely OkCupid means by "full" nudity in its photo warning statement.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either home or working with the aforementioned arts organization. Bar happens, but not a lot.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I go to someone's profile the first thing I do is check what books and movies they like.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
..."lip gloss" isn't one of your "six things I could never do without". Maybe that comes across as superficial, but it's a matter of priorities, people!