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Cootacottie

27 F Glasgow, UK

I’m looking for

  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 24–50
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:23pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Buddhism
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Administration
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids, and wants more
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey I'm Tabby, apparently I'm ENFP :)

So guys get turned on by women in The Game Of Thrones saying "I will give you sons" but when I say it I get called a creepy twat :(

I'm English. Moved up here from Kent in August.

I have one if those laughs that makes other people laugh

I smile pretty much all the time.

I actually make myself laugh.

I love watching people falling over on youtube

I am the least dramatic girl ever

Looking for someone to quote alan partridge to :) and someone slightly normal who would like me cuddled up asleep on their chest
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Now at college whilst working apparently a "mature student". I will spit in the face of anyone that calls me that... Off to uni next to study nursing
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making friends, remembering stupid facts about people, being empathetic, making sock monkeys, spooning, laughing, talking to just about anyone, dirty limericks, parallel parking, being messy, hugs, crying at sad movies,..
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The odd accent or my eyes

That or the huge tattoo on my chest.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies- Freddy got fingered, 7seven, Tremors, Dogma, National Lampoons, Dazed and confused, Animal house, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Daybreakers, Alan Partridge ( obviously), The Scary Movies,

Books- Timewaster Letters, Timewaster diaries, Emma and anything else by Jane Austen, Falling Leaves, Animal Farm, Anything by Stephen King or Val McDermid, Max Brooks Zombie Books, Lovely Bones, I Partridge...

Shows- Alan friggin partridge, the league of gentlemen, cleveland show, american dad, death valley, ridiculousness, sea of souls, pretty much any documentary no matter how obscure, True Blood,game of thrones ahjjjj!!!

Music- The wombats, Killers, Paramore, Mgmt, Swedish House Mafia, Mumford and sons, lmfao , Arctic monkeys, Kate Nash, the beach.boys, Sia, Foo fighters, Nirvana, haim, the pretty reckless, You me at six, catfish and the bottlemen, Queens of the stone age etc
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My little darlings
Friends
Something to read
Socks
My bed
Cold pillows
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why was my cat just sick on my carpet?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either out with friends for dinner and drinks or staying in cuddled up on the sofa watching crap
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I hate London. I could literally not think of a worst place to live.

My 5 year plan includes having a smallholding/farm in the country making jams :) and having chickens run free

That I wanted ( and still want) to be a cryptozoologist
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You would like to :)

You can speak Norweigan, Danish or Swedish and don't mind me trying to practice on you :)