Hey, I'm Pete. I love to make people laugh and I am quite good at it. I have been doing improv since 9th grade and now am in a Improv troupe. I've also been doing standup since 11th grade and I love to practice my jokes on my friends. I love conversation but I've learned to appreciate the quiet moments when words are not necessary. I love to joke around and play-wrestle. I am an Olympic level cuddler. I could totally get the gold in that. I am a great cook. I love to make things for people. I believe that people getting too comfortable in a relationship is terrible. I think the fear that a relationship can always end makes people try harder to make it more interesting and fun. I like to be romantic. I define romantic as "an act by which my significant other can make all her friends jealous," cause lets be honest. Your friends are the 1st people you tell and you love to hear them say "ugh, he sounds amazing... I hate you." I go on spontaneous adventures. I love to take people out to places and things they've never experienced before. A great night to me could easily consist of good people, around a fire joking around....maybe a few drinks thrown in there too....and marshmallows.

I am currently going to school at SUNY New Paltz to get a BA in Business. I have a degree in theater already. I want to start doing standup more often. I am currently performing in the city but I want to tour and make money doing it. I hope to use standup to further my acting career. I do small acting projects here and there. I am currently the manager of a furniture store on Long Island. I have my own place in New Paltz, NY where I go to school.

I am also currently trying to bring back all the fads that made me happy. First one on my list is Pogs. Followed by those snap bracelets that girls wore and guys tried to hurt their friends with. Then, maybe, Gak. Yea, that green stuff that made a farting sound.

Making people laugh
DJ the Long Island parking lot dance parties
Make a fool out of myself with stange dances
cooking
ping pong
typing the letter "e" eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Bam, point and case<--------------there's another 'e' I'm a freaking stud at that letter.

My sense of humor
My comical shirts
My live life to the fullest attitude
My penis if I forgot to zip up the flyal area.

Books: Anything Shakespeare. America (by John Stewart)

Movies: Anything with Will Ferrel, Will Smith, Denzel, SLJ, Adam Sandler, Vince Vaugh or Jim Carrey. Love all the mel brooks movies. (Young frankenstein #1)

Music: I like pretty much everything except hardcore rap (wow, you shot a priest. I dont care), metal(scream, scream, mumble, scream and I die a little on the inside) or country(No one cares what you did to the sheep while your wife/cousin watched NASCAR and no especailly cares when you tell us while a banjo and jug are playing in the background). I miss the 90's music. Third Eye Blind, Live, etc.

Food: Sushi = yum. Chinese, Thai, japanese. I love Asian food.

My Brain
My Friends
My Family
My Beliefs
My Heart
My Car

What's gonna happen in the future. Where I will be a few years from now.

Going out with friends or just hanging out at home in front of the tv and relaxing from the stress of the week.

I recently won a bet in which I had to do an intense production of Meredith Brooks "I'm a Bitch." And I'm not going to lie, there was fist pumping, air kicks, screaming and yes...even a few tears. I think a video exists of this but the rules of the bet prohibit any release of such multimedia.

You wanna have an intelligent conversation while getting some laughs along the way.