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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18-50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 7:32pm
6' 3" (1.91m)
Body Type
Average build
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Italian (Somewhat), French (Somewhat), German (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I would describe myself as being funny, honest, loyal, cheeky as hell (hence my nickname of Loki) big time romantic (but please don't spread that around, i don't want to lose my membership in the male chauvinist union, those guys throw the best parties) very happy with my life at the moment although obviously missing a certain something hence my debut in the world of on-line socializing, i have no idea what to expect but the mystery is part of the adventure right?, Employment wise i work in a national department of large and well known corporation and am deliriously happy that when i wake up in the morning I'm rubbing my hands in glee at the mischief i can cause.

The qualities that I'm quite proud of in myself are my ability to resolve any problem (within reason of course) my intelligence, my ability to be at ease in virtually any situation and thereby put all others around me in the same state, my wit and my sarcastic sense of humor, but most of all *drum roll* my modesty :-P (hey, if you're trying to sell yourself you might as well do a good job)

I don't cheat,
I have never broken a heart,
I am the person my friends & family call on for help and advice,
I am a hopeless romantic.
I have a very dry sense of humor,
I'm a great kisser (references provided upon request) :-P
Finally and most importantly I AM NORMAL, zero chance of my being a 50 yo sleazy creep trying to pick up lol.....yet.....
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working far too much for my own good......
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Obscure facts of no relevance, banter, sarcasm, making an awkward situation worse, seeing the funny side of life and stealing candy from orphans.....still working on the evil laugh though......
The first things people usually notice about me
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My accent
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I have a very wide and diverse taste in music, i like everything from Mozart to Metallica....well perhaps not Metallica but you get the general idea ;-)

I mainly enjoy the classics but some of the contemporary writers are very good, my top 5 are: 1 - The Wheel Of Time Series by the late Robert Jordan. 2 - World War Z by Max Brooks. 3 - The Divine Comedy by Dante 4 - Orbit by John J. Nance 5 - The Illiad by Homer (The Athenian not Simpson)

Movies & TV
Law & Order, Supernatural, Red Dwarf, Black Adder, True Blood, Documentaries and to my everlasting shame......SOME reality & The Geek :-P

Sports???....*looks up in the dictionary*.....

Other Interests
Aside from my unhealthy fixation on old dusty books and the secret workings of the universe i also love History, both Ancient and Classical...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1 - My iPad
2 - My Books.
3 - Friends
4 - A Challenge.
5 - A Car.
6 - The Internet.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
new schemes to take over the world......with the assistance of my dim witted friend Pinky......
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either relaxing with friends at a bar or just relaxing at home.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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The morning after my 16th i woke up in bed naked with a portable BBQ......i have no idea what i did with it but to this day i blush every time i walk in a fast food joint :-P
You should message me if
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we have something in common...or...i seem like someone you would like to get to know.....duh.....