If you want to create an OKCupid profile from scratch, you must first invent the universe. ( ಠ_ರೃ)

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A few years ago I was bitten by the adventure bug. Since then I've managed to talk my way into expeditions ranging from a simulated Mars mission in the desert funded by SpaceX (hence the profile photo) to an undersea colonization program in Florida. Last year I explored the Columbia riverbed down to 45 feet in a solar/battery powered diving helmet of my own design (tragically no dubloons were found) and more recently purchased a weather balloon for high altitude experiments ("Clouds: Can we kill them?"). What I haven't done yet and would like to, is to explore and map out extensive underground catacombs/cavern networks/abandoned cold war bunkers, and to visit either the Halley VI or Amundsen Scott research stations in Antarctica. Space seems to be the hot topic these days but there's also a lot of amazing stuff left to find on Earth.

I have an outdoor job right now that I find very fulfilling as it lets me be out in the middle of the wilderness, but in the long run, exchanging hours for dollars isn't how I want to live. Generally speaking, present job excluded, I don't make a very good employee. What I'm good at is inventing, digital art, and writing. I will make a successful business out of one or more of these things or die trying.

#1. Inventing interesting and occasionally useful gadgets.
#2. Computering some numbers and shit.
#3. Doing an art.
#4. Capturing all of the pokemons. Even the stupid new ones.
#5. Doing gory stickman flipbook animations in the pages of really important books you shouldn't draw in. :O
#6. That game where you're riding shotgun, looking out the window and imagining a little man running along the horizon jumping over houses and various other obstacles.
#7. Writing! I iust recently published a short scifi/horror eBook, it's scurry.
#8. Giving the bare minimum fucks required by law
#9. Lists

That my fly is undone. It's the casual fashion of the future.

Too many, I'mma do one of each so this section doesn't end up a huge wall of text.

Book: City of Ember.

Movie: Any BBC nature documentary. I hope David Attenborough gets my love letters. My GAY love letters.

Show: Walking Dead. It's about all these dead guys that keep walking around even though they're dead. 10/10, title delivers. Not like "There Will Be Blood." Actually very little blood in that film.

Music: Sir Mixalot's heart wrenching magnum opus about his lifelong passion for substantial buttocks, and inability to deceive others about it. I find it suits every occasion.

Food: Sriracha sauce. That's a food. Shut up yes it is, if it's not a food how come I'm eating it right now? Checkmate.

#1. The knowledge that Freddie Mercury died for our sins, loves every one of us and wants us to be happy.

#2. Lists like "1. oxygen 2. water 3. shelter", etc. I always smile imagining how clever they must've felt writing it. Because you see, those are basic necessities one requires to survive!

#3. Lists that start with "I'm not gonna do one of those dumb lists that includes things like oxygen, water, shelter, etc." for the same reason. ("Hah! Take THAT, society!")

#4. Scrap metal and electronic bits and pieces to tinker with. I always need to be building something inadvisable.

#5. My pets! I have a cat, hamsters, and I am giving serious consideration to corgis, mainly for the novelty costume potential.

#6. Documentaries, especially about space, the deep sea, antarctica and deep underground caverns.

#7. Nudibranchs! Gay clowns of the sea: http://tinyurl.com/aco8696

(I did seven! Not six! Livin' on the bleedin edge of the law)

Antarctic research, deep sea exploration, future missions to Mars, manned high altitude helium balloons, cave diving, battery electric/fuel cell vehicle technology, seasteading, lost civilizations, supercavitating submarines, toxoplasmosis, etc.

Not a lot in the world doesn't amaze and fascinate me. I'm a firm believer in the truism that only boring people get bored.

Also I sometimes do reverse match searches to find people with the *least* compatibility. So I can identify my arch nemesis, meet up, and battle.

Struggling to write and be satisfied with each new page of the next book I want to publish, with a rumbly little kittor sleeping on my lap. Rumbly kittors are the cure for writer's block/cold lap syndrome

#1. When I was little, for the longest time I thought "triumphant" meant an elephant with three trunks. It should be, right? Who decides that?

#2. There is, at this very moment, a spooky skeleton lurking inside me. (Don't worry, I was kidding. Skeletons aren't real.)

#3. Serious mode; I carry around a pair of foam earplugs in my jacket pocket so that in case I am stuck in a line or at a restaurant within earshot of an especially dumb/annoying conversation, I can covertly block it out. Sorry if you were one of those people but if I have to listen to you talk about League of Legends for half an hour I'm gonna kill you or me.

#4. I stole the cookie from the cookie jar. Call the police I don't give a FUCK

#5. Browsing a few OKC profiles and sending out replies is about all the socializing I can handle in one day. I'm not a machine! Yet?

#6. Sometimes when I'm excited, I roar like a t-rex. When nobody is around obviously.

1. This is more or less the relationship dynamic you're looking for:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-qbDvNBg9w
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9380vNpv64

2. You have a dream. Not the "be fought over by a vampire and a werewolf" or "marry a doctor" kind of dream. I mean the kind that requires maps, grappling hooks and a sherpa. (We might have to eat the sherpa)

3. If you came here because I sent you a snarky comment, have some soothing jazz music to calm your angry red nipples:
http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLC494F38DBBB55DB9