#1. The spiritual knowledge that Freddie Mercury died for our sins,
loves every one of us and wants us to be happy.
#2. Lists like "1. oxygen 2. water 3. shelter", etc. I always smile
imagining how clever they must've felt writing it. Because you see,
those are basic necessities one requires to survive!
#3. Lists that start with "I'm not gonna do one of those dumb lists
that includes things like oxygen, water, shelter, etc." for the
same reason. ("Hah! Take THAT, society!")
#4. An ipod with just the Space Jam themesong COME ON AND SLAM
WELCOME TO THE JAM
#5. My pets! I have a cat, hamsters, and I am giving serious
consideration to corgis, mainly for the novelty costume
#6. Documentaries, especially about space, the deep sea, antarctica
and deep underground caverns.
#7. Nudibranchs! Gay clowns of the sea:
(I did seven! Not six! #2cool4rules)