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30 • M • Beaverton, OR
- Last Online
- Yesterday – 5:47pm
- Native American, White
- 6′ 1″ (1.85m)
- Body Type
- Mostly vegetarian
- Libra, but it doesn’t matter
- Graduated from space camp
- Relationship Status
- Relationship Type
- Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
- Likes dogs and has cats
- English (Fluently), C++ (Poorly), Swedish (Fluently)
Since then I've managed to talk my way into a bunch of really cool expeditions I was lucky to be a part of, and that I'll remember fondly in my old age as I scream incomprehensibly at youngsters to get off my futuristic glowing hover-lawn.
Rather than tell you about all of that here, I could just take you on one. If you've ever wished you knew someone who would push you to get out and do interesting shit on weekends instead of watching Game of Thrones on Netflix in your pyjamas and carefully eating just the marshmallows from a box of Count Chocula, I am that guy. Although I concede Count Choc is fuckin' grelicious
#2. Altcoin trading. I've made literally several dollars this way.
#3. Doing an art.
#4. Not understanding sports.
#5. Doing gory stickman flipbook animations in the pages of really important books you shouldn't draw in. :O
#6. That game where you're riding shotgun, looking out the window and imagining a little man running along the horizon jumping over houses and various other obstacles.
#7. Cuddling kittors
#8. Giving the bare minimum fucks required by law (1.6 at the time of this writing)
#9. Numbered lists with exactly 9 items
Book: City of Ember.
Movie: Any BBC nature documentary. I hope David Attenborough gets my love letters. My GAY love letters.
Show: Walking Dead. It's about all these dead guys that keep walking around even though they're dead. 10/10, title delivers. Not like "There Will Be Blood." Actually very little blood in that film.
Music: Sir Mixalot's heart wrenching magnum opus about his lifelong passion for substantial buttocks, and inability to deceive others about it. Specifically the Norwegian speed metal remix.
Food: Sriracha sauce. That's a food. Shut up yes it is, if it's not a food how come I'm eating it right now?
#2. Lists like "1. oxygen 2. water 3. shelter", etc. I always smile imagining how clever they must've felt writing it. Because you see, those are basic necessities one requires to survive!
#3. Lists that start with "I'm not gonna do one of those dumb lists that includes things like oxygen, water, shelter, etc." for the same reason. ("Hah! Take THAT, society!")
#4. An ipod with just the Space Jam themesong
#5. My pets! I have a cat, hamsters, and I am giving serious consideration to corgis, mainly for the novelty costume potential.
#6. Documentaries, especially about space, the deep sea, antarctica and deep underground caverns.
#7. Nudibranchs! Gay clowns of the sea: http://tinyurl.com/aco8696
(I did seven! Not six! #2cool4rules)
Serious shit: Antarctic research, deep sea exploration, future missions to Mars, manned high altitude helium balloons, cave diving, battery electric/fuel cell vehicle technology, seasteading, lost civilizations, supercavitating submarines, mycology, toxoplasmosis, etc.
Not a lot in the world doesn't fascinate me. I'm a firm believer in the saying that only boring people get bored. I generally prefer discussing interesting ideas rather than the affairs of other people in my social network, though. Hopefully you're the same way.
I sometimes do reverse match searches to find people with the *least* compatibility. So I can identify my arch nemesis, meet up, and battle. If that's you, contact me. I already made our costumes.
Also, if climate change is real, then why there are still monkeys? Checkmate atheists
What I'm not doing is going to a club, bar, or anywhere along those lines. If I felt like putting that much effort into socializing I wouldn't be on here. I'm like one of those endangered zoo pandas they bring female pandas from around the world to mate with, but they're waaaay on the other side of the cage and he'd have to get up for that so he just sits there like a lazy monochrome piece of shit, munching bamboo and thinkin' about panda stuff
#1. When I was little, for the longest time I thought "triumphant" meant an elephant with three trunks. It should be, right? Who decides that?
#2. There is, at this very moment, a spooky skeleton lurking inside me. My doctor says it can't be removed without killing me but I suspect him of having a pro-skeleton agenda.
#3. I stole the cookie from the cookie jar. Call the police I don't give a FUCK
#4. Sometimes when I'm excited, I roar like a t-rex. When nobody is around obviously. I usually do this right out of the shower as I'm feeling invigorated and nudity adds authenticity to any dinosaur impression.
#5. When I was 12 I thought the currency of the future would be .txt files, and the federal reserve would disable copying them by the year 2000 to prevent counterfeiting. So while there was still time, I copied and pasted empty text files over and over until I had thousands of them in subfolders within a main folder (due to limits of Windows 95) That was my genius investment strategy. I still have that folder on a hard drive, fingers crossed!
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