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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 21–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 8:45am
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
5' 6" (1.68m)
Body Type
Dropped out of University
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm pretty straightforward so I'll get the big things out of the way first. I'm married, polyamorous, bisexual, and an ethical hedonist.

Things I'm into:
Games (board, video, tabletop, card), reading, deep conversation, being straightforward, social equality, a sense of humor

Things I'm not into: sports, bars, God, addicts, big government

If you message me I will reply, even if it's a simple "Sorry, not interested"
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Finally getting settled in Waldo. Love my boring office job. Realizing that said office job doesn't burn calories like my last job did. Starting to work out to remedy this.

I'm always on the lookout for new hobbies and I would be happy to try something new with you.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Winning at Mario Kart. Losing at Starcraft. I'm "awesome" at finding a show I've never seen and binge watching it until I'm completely caught up.

I also make the best grilled cheese you'll ever have.*

* This statement has not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My blond hair, that I have a mole on my face (Insert obligatory Austin Powers quote here.) Apparently everyone likes my eyes. I'd like them too if my vision was just a wee bit better.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Here's the TL:DR version:
Whatever it is, chances are I like it.

Things that would be in multiple lists:
Star Wars, Marvel, DC, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Legend of Zelda, Mega Man, Watchmen, Ghostbusters.

Books - Poe, Lovecraft, Alice, Tolkien, Percy Jackson, Sookie Stackhouse, 1984, Ender, and a ton of others on my kindle right now

Movies - Disney/Pixar, Megamind, Requiem for a Dream, Dark City, Men In Black, Conan, Hard Candy, Robocop, Terminator, Alien, Planet of the Apes

TV Shows - Futurama, Chuck, Game of Thrones, Fringe, True Blood, The Walking Dead, Robot Chicken, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Archer, South Park, American Dad, Breaking Bad, The Legend of Korra

Anime - Anything Studio Ghibli, Dragonball/Z, Shin Chan, Death Note, Bleach, Attack on Titan (I also have a giant "need to watch" list)

Video games - Starcraft, Diablo, X-Com, Pokemon, Elder Scrolls, Fallout, MvC, Sonic, Rogue Legacy, and any games of companies/franchises in my first list.

Board/Tabletop - Heroclix, Star Wars Miniatures, Catan, Smallworld, Ticket to Ride, Red Shirts, Killer Bunnies, Sentinels of the Multiverse, Cards Against Humanity, Zombies! I've been wanting to start playing D&D but I haven't found a group yet.

Music - The Advantage, Agent 51, Armcannon, Brentalfloss, Daft Punk, Danny Elfman, Dark Princess, Dethklok, Disturbed, Drowning Pool, Entertainment System, Evanescence, Halestorm, Hans Zimmer, Icon for Hire, Jeremy Soule, John Williams, Koji Kondo, Lindsey Stirling, old Linkin Park, The Lonely Island, Marilyn Manson, Maximum the Hormone, The Megas, MS MR, Nightwish, Nikita, Nine Inch Nails, Nox Arcana, OCRemix, Ookla the Mok, Panic! at the Disco, Parry Gripp, Powerglove, The Pretty Reckless, The Protomen, Rammstein, Rob Zombie, The Rock 'n' Roll Soldiers, Serj Tankian, Simple Plan, Smile Empty Soul, Tenacious D, Three Days Grace, Weird Al, X Hunters, Nightmare

Food - Up for pretty much anything, but if there's mustard on it I will gag. If you take me out for Mongolian I may hug you. Also, all crustaceans are amazing.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My wife
2. Good friends
3. Nonmonogamy
4. Technology
5. Entertainment (books, internet, movies, games, music, etc.)
6. My huge collection of stuff (I probably could, but I wouldn't like it.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Which book I should read next. How well this site actually works. That I would make a better Kira than Light did. How to be introverted without being a hermit.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with friends. Or drinking and video games.

Probably drinking and video games.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not close with my family and I'm ok with that.

I occasionally entertain nihilism.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- Do it! (If you made it this far we'd probably get along.)
- You live less than an hour away
- You're a nerdy non-traditionalist looking for stimulating conversation
- You know the next line to this: "Prepare for trouble..."

If you're worried I'm actually a cheater (which apparently there's a lot of on here) I will gladly give you my wife's contact information.