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Corbis1138

26 Kansas City, MO Man

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 21–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 4:06am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Status
Open relationship
Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi, my name is John and I'm pretty straightforward so I'll get the big things out of the way first. I'm a sapiosexual, polyamorous, ethical hedonist.

Translation: I'm attracted to intelligence, have multiple meaningful relationships at the same time, and see pleasure as a good thing that should be strived for.

Things I'm into:
Games (board, video, tabletop, card), reading, deep conversation, being straightforward, justice, social equality, a sense of humor

Things I'm not into: sports, bars (typically), God, alcoholics, big government

If you message me I will reply, even if it's a simple "Sorry, not interest
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Finally getting settled in Waldo. Love my boring office job. (Seriously)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Winning at Mario Kart. Losing at Starcraft. I'm "awesome" at finding a show I've never seen and binge watching it until I'm completely caught up.

I also make the best grilled cheese you'll ever have.*

* This statement has not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Physical: My blond hair, that I have a mole on my face (Insert obligatory Austin Powers quote here.) Apparently everyone likes my eyes. I'd like them too if my vision was just a wee bit better.

Non physical: I can be quiet while still being an active part of the conversation. I become very passionate about my beliefs and ideals.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Here's the TL:DR version: Whatever it is, chances are I like it.

Things that would be in multiple lists:
Star Wars, Marvel, DC, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Legend of Zelda, Mega Man, Watchmen, Ghostbusters.

Books - Poe, Lovecraft, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, Tolkien, Percy Jackson, Sookie Stackhouse novels, 1984, MacBeth (not technically a book, I know, but I have it in a book)

Movies - Disney/Pixar, Megamind, Requiem for a Dream, Dark City, Men In Black, Conan, Hard Candy, Robocop, Terminator, Alien, Planet of the Apes

TV Shows - Futurama, Chuck, Game of Thrones, Fringe, True Blood, The Walking Dead, Shin Chan, Robot Chicken, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Archer, Dragonball, Death Note, South Park, American Dad, Breaking Bad, Attack on Titan, The Legend of Korra

Video games - Starcraft, Diablo, X-Com, Pokemon, Lego games ( Star Wars, Batman, LotR), Elder Scrolls, Fallout, MvC, Sonic, Rogue Legacy, and any games of companies/franchises in my first list.

Board/Tabletop - Heroclix, Star Wars Miniatures, Catan, Smallworld, Ticket to Ride, Red Shirts, Killer Bunnies, Sentinels of the Multiverse, Zombies! I've been wanting to start playing D&D but I haven't found a group yet.

Music - The Megas, The Protomen, Rob Zombie, Disturbed, Drowning Pool, Stone Sour, John Williams, Danny Elfman, Hans Zimmer, Halestorm, Nine Inch Nails, old Linkin Park, Three Days Grace, Smile Empty Soul, Nightwish, Lindsey Stirling, OCRemix, Daft Punk, Icon For Hire, Lacuna Coil

Food - Up for pretty much anything, but if there's mustard on it I will gag. If you take me out for Mongolian I may hug you. Also, all crustceans are amazing.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My wife
2. Good friends
3. Nonmonogamy
4. Technology
5. Entertainment (books, internet, movies, games, music, etc.)
6. My huge collection of stuff (I probably could, but I wouldn't like it.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Which book I should read next. How well this site actually works. That I would make a better Kira than Light did.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with friends. Or drinking and video games.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
J-pop is catchy.

I keep my family life separate from my personal life.

I'm working on ideas for a few tattoos I want.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- Do it! (If you made it this far we'd probably get along.)
- You live less than an hour away
- You're a nerdy non-traditionalist looking for stimulating conversation
- You know the next line to this: "Prepare for trouble..."

If you're worried I'm actually a cheater (which apparently there's a lot of on here) I will gladly give you my wife's contact information.