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39 Chicago, IL Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 30–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Feb 10
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Graduated from university
Sales / Marketing
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs

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My self-summary
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I'm the guy you bring home to mom, hands down. I can cook fairly well, am considerate of other peoples feelings and can do a mean robot. I love spontaneity, for instance if we're out for breakfast or lunch and I ask you to order your food in the best Irish accent you can muster, please accommodate.

I'm looking for somebody to have fun with and possibly develop into something more. If you don't have a problem with my flongtimspindilitis (I was born with no elbows) I'd love to meet you. That last sentence was completely made up. I love when people ask me questions and I answer with full confidence not knowing what I'm talking about :) Don't worry, I will always make sure you know I'm full of sh*t if I really don't know.

About 2 years ago I called my friend at work and said "hey did you hear Ronald Reagan died"?
She was like "really, that's so sad", "hey guys" she said to her coworkers "did you know Ronald Reagan died"? At the same time I start giggling her coworker says "yeah, like 15 years ago"....

I love playing board games but cheat at monopoly, don't ever let me be the banker I will rob you blind..
Also I'm very competitive and refuse to lose at sports I know I'm good at. I'm not very good at tennis but love to play it often making those loud sexual noises when returning a serve.

What else..... Oh, I'm a veteran of the United States Air Force so support your troops and say yes if I ask you out. I think we can all agree you support terrorism if you don't respond to my messages :)

I want to meet a woman with similar values. I will always offer a helping hand to somebody in need and would love it if my partner inherently had that quality in them as well.

Have a great day ladies and miscellaneous transgender individuals who have only fooled me twice:)

Remember to mention you heard this add on Ok Cupid to receive an additional 15% off your first........
What I’m doing with my life
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Trying to figure out how to take pictures with exotic animals (where are these people getting their pictures with lions, elephants, etc..) it's craziness. I am focused on my career and being a good person.

I like people with big hearts and not afraid to be themselves. I also admire people who own responsibility for their actions. I will always admit when I'm wrong and apologize. A huge red flag for me is somebody incapable of saying sorry.

Unkind people really turn me off. If you are the type that consistently argues with the waitress or wouldn't think to help the 80 year old neighbor shovel her drive way when it snows, It's probably not gonna work.

I watched the movie pay it forward a long time ago and it resognated.

Ambition is a must! I don't care how much money somebody makes provided they are passionate about something in their life. I am a glass half full kind of guy and looking for somebody to fill the other half.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Coloring books, times tables, not spilling my juice at lunch time. Basically anything a 5 year old might find challenging, I'm exceptionally good at.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My dimples
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
- Anything by John Grisham
- 80's movies are great (karate kid, ghostbusters, anything with John candy in it).
- Family Guy
- I like all types of music. Really enjoy Blues Stevie Ray, John Mayer
- Favorite food is made by the people I love. I eat anything and will try everything.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family, good food, exercise, phone, iPad, laughter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why people wear helmets riding bicycles
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying not to murder pedestrians and bicyclists as I drive through the city. I've literally almost run over 12 people. It was always my fault but then again I always look before crossing the street (call me crazy but the thought of 1700 lbs of steel slamming into my legs at 20 mph seems like a losing battle).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll. Also, I'm really 5'11 3/4 but I refuse to round down
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to meet the unofficial Scattegories champion. You stay classy San Diego....