I'm looking for somebody to have fun with and possibly develop into something more. If you don't have a problem with my flongtimspindilitis (I was born with no elbows) I'd love to meet you. That last sentence was completely made up. I love when people ask me questions and I answer with full confidence not knowing what I'm talking about :) Don't worry, I will always make sure you know I'm full of sh*t if I really don't know.
About 2 years ago I called my friend at work and said "hey did you hear Ronald Reagan died"?
She was like "really, that's so sad", "hey guys" she said to her coworkers "did you know Ronald Reagan died"? At the same time I start giggling her coworker says "yeah, like 15 years ago"....
I love playing board games but cheat at monopoly, don't ever let me be the banker I will rob you blind..
Also I'm very competitive and refuse to lose at sports I know I'm good at. I'm not very good at tennis but love to play it often making those loud sexual noises when returning a serve.
What else..... Oh, I'm a veteran of the United States Air Force so support your troops and say yes if I ask you out. I think we can all agree you support terrorism if you don't respond to my messages :)
I want to meet a woman with similar values. I will always offer a helping hand to somebody in need and would love it if my partner inherently had that quality in them as well.
Have a great day ladies and miscellaneous transgender individuals who have only fooled me twice:)
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