I'm looking for somebody to have fun with and possibly develop into something more. If you don't have a problem with my flongtimspindilitis (I was born with no elbows) I'd love to meet you. That last sentence was completely made up. I love when people ask me questions and I answer with full confidence not knowing what I'm talking about :) Dont worry, I will always make sure you know I'm full of sh*t if I really don't know.
I love playing board games but cheat at monopoly, don't ever let me be the banker.
I enjoy going out and being active. I've never really lived a sedentary lifestyle and am having difficulty finding somebody who likes being spontaneous. Don't get me wrong, I love to spoon on the couch "watching movies" but let's do stuff....
What else..... Oh, I'm a veteran of the United States Air Force so support your troops and say yes if I ask you out. I think we can all agree you support terrorism if you don't respond to my messages :)
I want to meet a woman with similar values. I will always offer a helping hand to somebody in need and would love it if my partner inherently had that quality in them as well.
Have a great day ladies and miscellaneous transgender individuals who have only fooled me twice:)
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