Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
How much space do I have on here to write my introduction? Anyone
that knows me can tell you that I have the craziest storytelling
capabilities based on all real life adventures.
I am in an interesting field of work that takes me all over the
world and to many cool locales. My previous job was very similar,
except that it put me into some situations that I never wish to
experience again. Intercepted passport? People following me home
looking for money from my boss? Military-style police raids on my
office? I can check all of those off of my bucket list.
I am divorced (mutual/clean break/good terms) with a 10 year old
daughter who was to be the start of my clone army. I grew up in the
SF area and I don't see myself leaving ever.
I had quite a few friends in my early 20s but we all started to
drift apart when we all got busier with work, family, school, and
life in general. In the last couple years I have tried very hard to
reconnect but I am disappointed with the results. I am looking to
OKCupid to find some new people to go on adventures with, meet for
a nice dinner, or see a movie.
If you want to meet someone that is going to make you laugh over
dinner for a couple hours and show you a genuine good time, please
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Trivia - I will get phone calls at midnight from people asking me
who played the guy in the phone booth in "that movie with the guy
Kids - I'm the one that always ends up at the kid table. My nieces
and nephews love me. I spent 3 hours building a giant Lego dragon
with my nephew at a birthday party a couple weeks ago. His mom and
dad actually tried to give me a few more sets that were still in
boxes to take home and build. Nice try!
Gadgets/Computers/AV - I built my first computer when I was 11 or
something so I guess I had this coming. Just about everyone tries
to bribe me with dinner, beer, virgins, etc. to get me to fix their
computer, phone, iPad, TV... I will admit that I enjoy doing data
recovery. My boss was requested by a movie director to fly me in to
recover a script that was about to start shooting. I was successful
and I hated the movie.
The first things people usually notice about me
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It doesn't take long before people get to see my funny side. I find
that it helps in most situations. The type of humor is adjusted to
meet the needs of my audience. I can go from cheesy puns when I'm
around kids up to levels of crude that would make Dr. Ruth
One of the other things people notice about me is my ever changing
hairstyles. Normally I keep my hair buzzed or shaved bald to the
skin. Every couple years I allow my hair to grow beyond the middle
of my back and donate it to Locks of Love so they can make a wig
for a needy child. I am currently undergoing harvest #4 of my hair.
I stopped shaving it back in Jan 2012 and it is coming along
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favorite books: Stephen King because I grew up on him. Joe Hill
because he follows in his father's footsteps but a bit
Favorite movies: I enjoy horror but like to lean more towards
terror and suspense. I saw Star Wars when it first came out at the
Coronet in San Francisco so that series will always be in the
rotation of movies I watch. It is nice to watch something mindless
for 90 minutes and just laugh your ass off. Movies that come to
mind would be Anchorman, Pineapple Express, Superbad, Kentucky
Fried Movie, Old School... Two of the top movies in the last few
years would have to be Inception and the Prestige.
Favorite shows: TV has really hit a low for me in the last 5 years.
I only watch The Office and Community as far as scripted shows. I
enjoy Mythbusters, Bizarre Foods, and Man Vs. Food. I dig through
the BBC archives to fill out the spaces that American television
Favorite music: Metal. Not Motley Crue and Def Leppard, but the
metal that made San Francisco its home back in the 80s/90s. From
there I branched into European bands. King Diamond, Nevermore,
Flotsam & Jetsam, Therion, Sacred Reich, Sepultura, etc are in
regular rotation. I do listen to more mellow stuff like Journey,
ELO, Boston, classical, soundtracks, Alan Parsons Project,
Favorite Food: Bring it all on. You want to have a massive
porterhouse cut at a steakhouse? Let's do it. Tomorrow you want to
eat at a vegan Chinese restaurant? Sure. Everything from sushi
(even live mackerel) to Indian to Afghani to Mexican to Eskimo. I
will eat it. There are only a couple things I won't eat, and
insects are not on that list even.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My daughter (mini me)
My frequent flyer card
My Mac & Me collection
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Looking over my daughter's homework and classwork from the week. We
usually get a pizza and joke around while watching TV. We make our
Saturday morning breakfast plans. Most of the time I will watch her
draw for hours. If I am lucky, one of my friends will want to meet
for a beer and relax somewhere.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Unfortunately I am an insomniac that still wakes up early for work
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