Turn offs: really skinny women, empty minds, void of laughter, and gold diggers. Excessive use of the word "like" 4 times per sentence also is quite annoying. People who are 4'5", 350 lbs and tell me how bad smoking is for my health. Tricked out Honda Civics with lawn mower exhausts also bother me for some reason.
Turn ons: awesome sharp wit, someone who's not afraid to spruce themselves up a bit (when the occasion calls for it) without wearing 2 inches of make up, independent, confident, and SINGLE. I will not engage in any of your extramarital affairs. Find one of the guys who's showing off his junk if that's what you're after. I also require someone with emotional maturity and honesty. I'm somewhat hesitant to date woman that are younger than me. If you truly think that you're wise beyond your years, then it's something I will consider. However, I do have one obvious and shallow physical preference. I'm really attracted to busty women. I prefer some curves on a woman as opposed to someone who looks like a heroine addict. I'm also really into spooning/cuddling, and yes I can do that with manners and class. There's nothing like a little bit of a cuddlefest, waking up next to a pretty face after a night of fun.
These are not must haves, just preferences. If you fit some of the above, then drop me a line and take it from there. If you've gotten this far, I'm going to assume your attention span is running out. Congrats if this was accomplished without medication. If you needed medication, that's still okay by me.