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CorprationsRule

31 / M / straight / Single

Newport Beach, California

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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 11" (1.80m).
Body Type
Looking For
New friends
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Sign
Libra
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Education / Academia
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes dogs
Languages
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Portuguese (Poorly)

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I am radical, inter-subjective, and super good.

My Self-Summary

I like to do all kinds of stuff. Camping, hiking, cooking, surfing, drinking, dancing, yoga, exercise, being hilarious, reading.

I read pretty widely. Sociology, geo-politics, political economy, philosophy, critical theory, anarchism, anarcho-primitivism, media criticism, natural healing, gardening, permaculture, anthropology, ecology...if you want to talk about it, I probably have something to say.

I teach high school. My kids finding this would be such a pain. Luckily I decide whether they can pee or not, so I should be able to maintain control...which is of course what is important in education.

What I’m doing with my life

Pretending that if I invest my money wisely I'll have enough to buy some arable land next to a water source on which I will form a tribe that believes in nonsense, camp fires, and naps. The land will luckily be right in a global warming sweet spot and get plenty of rain. It will only rain when we ask it to.

To pass the time and avoid poverty until then, I produce compliant employees at a public high school...which it turns out is fun, and reasonably productive on a personal level for the kids.

And I'm not really avoiding poverty. I could always move in with my parents.

I’m really good at

Upper-middle class white male privilege.

Irreverent, caring, happiness.

The first things people usually notice about me

I am "negative". They are wrong. They're just nihilists.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Coming soon. Maybe.

The six things I could never do without

1) bureaucracy, 2) neurosis, 3) pesticides, 4) lack of autonomy, 5) lack of community, 6) lack

I spend a lot of time thinking about

joy.

On a typical Friday night I am

Hanging out and saying stuff that is funny about stuff that isn't.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I'm not a private person.

You should message me if

you understand.