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CorprationsRule
31 / M / straight / Single
Newport Beach, California
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 5' 11" (1.80m).
- Body Type
- —
- Looking For
- New friends
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Sometimes
- Drugs
- —
- Religion
- Agnosticism and laughing about it
- Sign
- Libra
- Education
- Graduated from masters program
- Job
- Education / Academia
- Income
- $60,000–$70,000
- Kids
- Likes children
- Pets
- Likes dogs
- Languages
- English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Portuguese (Poorly)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am radical, inter-subjective, and super good.
My Self-Summary
I like to do all kinds of stuff. Camping, hiking, cooking, surfing, drinking, dancing, yoga, exercise, being hilarious, reading.
I read pretty widely. Sociology, geo-politics, political economy, philosophy, critical theory, anarchism, anarcho-primitivism, media criticism, natural healing, gardening, permaculture, anthropology, ecology...if you want to talk about it, I probably have something to say.
I teach high school. My kids finding this would be such a pain. Luckily I decide whether they can pee or not, so I should be able to maintain control...which is of course what is important in education.
I read pretty widely. Sociology, geo-politics, political economy, philosophy, critical theory, anarchism, anarcho-primitivism, media criticism, natural healing, gardening, permaculture, anthropology, ecology...if you want to talk about it, I probably have something to say.
I teach high school. My kids finding this would be such a pain. Luckily I decide whether they can pee or not, so I should be able to maintain control...which is of course what is important in education.
What I’m doing with my life
Pretending that if I invest my money wisely I'll have enough to buy
some arable land next to a water source on which I will form a
tribe that believes in nonsense, camp fires, and naps. The land
will luckily be right in a global warming sweet spot and get plenty
of rain. It will only rain when we ask it to.
To pass the time and avoid poverty until then, I produce compliant employees at a public high school...which it turns out is fun, and reasonably productive on a personal level for the kids.
And I'm not really avoiding poverty. I could always move in with my parents.
To pass the time and avoid poverty until then, I produce compliant employees at a public high school...which it turns out is fun, and reasonably productive on a personal level for the kids.
And I'm not really avoiding poverty. I could always move in with my parents.
I’m really good at
Upper-middle class white male privilege.
Irreverent, caring, happiness.
Irreverent, caring, happiness.
The first things people usually notice about me
I am "negative". They are wrong. They're just nihilists.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Coming soon. Maybe.
The six things I could never do without
1) bureaucracy, 2) neurosis, 3) pesticides, 4) lack of autonomy, 5)
lack of community, 6) lack
I spend a lot of time thinking about
joy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out and saying stuff that is funny about stuff that isn't.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I'm not a private person.
You should message me if
you understand.
