I'd rather stay in and cuddle than sweat atop a stranger at R Place.
My humor is most aligned with Dorothy Zbornak.
If you know who Dorothy Zbornak is, you should message me.
I find comfort in blankets and Earl Grey.
When I feel awkward I make lame/poorly timed jokes.
I love wine.
If counting abs and ~being masc~ are your priorities, you needn't waste your time here.