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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21-35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 12:13am
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism and it’s important
Wants kids
My self-summary
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I'm the Mary, you're the Rhoda.

I'd rather stay in and cuddle than sweat atop a stranger at R Place.

My humor is most aligned with Dorothy Zbornak.

If you know who Dorothy Zbornak is, you should message me.

I find comfort in blankets and Earl Grey.

When I feel awkward I make lame/poorly timed jokes.

I love wine.

If counting abs and ~being masc~ are your priorities, you needn't waste your time here.
What I’m doing with my life
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I've lived in Orlando, Georgia, and Boston before calling Seattle home in the summer of 2011. I graduated with a B.A. in theatre education in May of 2011 and now I teach theatre for youth here in Seattle. I work full time as an educational aide to a first grade student with additional needs.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
...fillin the tub up half way, then ridin it with my surfbort. Surfbort.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have a lot of body hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Cloud Atlas, Harry Potter, and plays.

Movies: All About Eve, Billy Elliot, Calendar Girls, Death Becomes Her, Disney, Moulin Rouge!, Romy & Michelle, the Star Wars saga, and literally anything with Meryl Streep.

Music: Britney Spears, Dan Black, Ellie Goulding, Florence and the Machine, Kelis, Kylie Minogue, Madonna, Marina and the Diamonds, Paloma Faith, Robyn, Sam Sparro, Shania Twain, and The Scissor Sisters.

TV shows: Dexter, Friends, The Golden Girls, How I Met Your Mother, How To Get Away With Murder, Scandal.

Food: Guacamole. And fresh bread.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Golden Girls reruns.
2. Sarcasm.
3. Witty banter.
4. Bow ties.
5. Oxford commas and ellipses.
6. Whiskey.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Missed opportunities for witty responses.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Cuddling a bottle of wine in bed, watching a Disney movie. Or out a bar with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm the gay Liz Lemon.
You should message me if
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You like 90's/early 00's pop, wine, cuddling, alphabetizing things, sarcasm, and you know to put the '!' at the end of Moulin Rogue!.