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25 Seattle, WA Man


I’m looking for

  • Men who like men
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:00pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Wants kids

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My self-summary
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I'm the Mary, you're the Rhoda.

I'd rather stay in and cuddle than sweat atop a stranger at R Place.

My humor is most aligned with Dorothy Zbornak.

If you know who Dorothy Zbornak is, you should message me.

I find comfort in blankets and Earl Grey.

When I feel awkward I make lame/poorly timed jokes.

I love wine.

If counting abs and ~being masc~ are your priorities, you needn't waste your time here.
What I’m doing with my life
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Originally from Orlando, then Georgia. Now I most recently moved to Seattle from Boston, where I went to college. I graduated with a B.A. in theatre education in May of 2011 and now I teach theatre a couple places here in Seattle. I work full time as an educational aide to a kindergarten student with additional needs.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
...fillin the tub up half way, then ridin it with my surfbort. Surfbort.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I wear bow ties most days of the week. I love them. And that's kind of 'my thing.' Some people think that's pretentious. But I don't care, so that doesn't really bother me. I also have started making my own, which I am pretty proud of.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Harry Potter, The Hunger Games, Pride & Prejudice, Are You There Vodka Its me Chelsea?, and plays.

Movies: All About Eve, Billy Elliot, Bridesmaids, Calendar Girls, Death Becomes Her, Despicable Me, Disney anything (sans Cars), Moulin Rouge!, Romy & Michelle, the Star Wars saga, and literally anything with Meryl Streep.

Music: Britney Spears, Dan Black, Ellie Goulding, Florence and the Machine, Kelis, Kylie Minogue, Lana Del Ray, Madonna, Marina and the Diamonds, Nicki Minaj, Robyn, Sam Sparro, Shania Twain, and The Scissor Sisters.

TV shows: Dexter, Friends, The Golden Girls, Happy Endings, How I Met Your Mother, Modern Family, True Blood, and 1 Girl 5 Gays.

Food: Guacamole.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Golden Girls reruns.
2. Sarcasm.
3. Witty banter.
4. Bow ties.
5. Oxford commas and ellipses.
6. Whiskey.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Missed opportunities for witty responses.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Cuddling a bottle of wine in bed, watching a Disney movie. Or out at one bear bar or another.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm the gay Liz Lemon.
You should message me if
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You like 90's/early 00's pop, wine, cuddling, alphabetizing things, judging celebrities for their stupid baby names, sarcasm, and you know to put the '!' at the end of Moulin Rogue!.