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Cory127

25 M Seattle, WA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:51pm
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Wants kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm the Mary, you're the Rhoda.

I'd rather stay in and cuddle than sweat atop a stranger at R Place.

My humor is most aligned with Dorothy Zbornak.

If you know who Dorothy Zbornak is, you should message me.

I find comfort in blankets and Earl Grey.

When I feel awkward I make lame/poorly timed jokes.

I love wine.

If counting abs and ~being masc~ are your priorities, you needn't waste your time here.
What I’m doing with my life
Originally from Orlando, then Georgia. Now I most recently moved to Seattle from Boston, where I went to college. I graduated with a B.A. in theatre education in May of 2011 and now I teach theatre a couple places here in Seattle. I also work retail to actually make a little bit of money. And by little bit of money, I mean scrape by with rent and student loans. Be jealous of my life~
I’m really good at
...fillin the tub up half way, then ridin it with my surfbort. Surfbort.
The first things people usually notice about me
I wear bow ties most days of the week. I love them. And that's kind of 'my thing.' Some people think that's pretentious. But I don't care, so that doesn't really bother me. I also have started making my own, which I am pretty proud of.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Harry Potter, The Hunger Games, Pride & Prejudice, Are You There Vodka Its me Chelsea?, and plays.

Movies: All About Eve, Billy Elliot, Bridesmaids, Calendar Girls, Death Becomes Her, Despicable Me, Disney anything (sans Cars), Moulin Rouge!, Romy & Michelle, the Star Wars saga, and literally anything with Meryl Streep.

Music: Britney Spears, Dan Black, Ellie Goulding, Florence and the Machine, Kelis, Kylie Minogue, Lana Del Ray, Madonna, Marina and the Diamonds, Nicki Minaj, Robyn, Sam Sparro, Shania Twain, and The Scissor Sisters.

TV shows: Dexter, Friends, The Golden Girls, Happy Endings, How I Met Your Mother, Modern Family, True Blood, and 1 Girl 5 Gays.

Food: Guacamole.
The six things I could never do without
1. Golden Girls reruns.
2. Sarcasm.
3. Witty banter.
4. Bow ties.
5. Oxford commas and ellipses.
6. Whiskey.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Missed opportunities for witty responses.
On a typical Friday night I am
Cuddling a bottle of wine in bed, watching a Disney movie. Or passed out because I just got off of an eight hour shift and I'm teaching 15 four year olds in the morning...
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You like 90's/early 00's pop, wine, cuddling, alphabetizing things, judging celebrities for their stupid baby names, sarcasm, and you know to put the '!' at the end of Moulin Rogue!.