Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm from Vallejo originally, but all that I've retained from that
is a secret love of hyphy music. Currently living in Union City,
and doing some QA work for a couple different start-ups. It's fun,
but it eats up a lot of my time.
I really love to make things out of metal, especially things that
have a purpose. Mostly I've only done metal casting, but I would
very much like to learn to weld.
I've had a very weird assortment of jobs in the past, ask me about
it if you want to know more.
I'm really bad at sleeping normal, consistent hours.
I love to argue for it's own sake, I'm learning the ukulele, I have
some tattoos, I love board-games, and I probably read too much.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm doing the same thing I see everyone doing, pretending to be an
I work quite a lot at the moment and when I'm not working, I can
usually be found with friends or family, or with my head in a
I've been losing weight recently as well, 100 pounds so far, 100
more to lose, but I'm feeling the results already.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Losing things, reading, listening, making origami swans, holding my
breath, traveling through time at a rate of 1 second to 1 second,
cooking, singing, and metal casting.
Probably some other things.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My girth, my hair, my tattoos, my beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
stuff like Name of the Wind
. The Otherland
series, old stuff like the
books and Hitchhiker's guide
Anything by Neil
. I read a lot, so it's hard to think through them all,
also a big favorite. I also love House of leaves
, Battle Royale
choose your scare books (fuck yeah).
Movies: I like the cartoons of my childhood like Rockadoodle
, Little Nemo
, and The Brave Little
. Hillariously 80's fantasy like The Labyrinth
. It varies greatly.
Everything from Snatch
t. Boondock Saints
to The Postman
. Fight Club
Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
, Pixar Movies
, Garden State
Music: Is it cliche to say that there's too much to fit here? Is it
cliche to ask if something is cliche? I had to look up the spelling
of cliche on google... anyway I like Deathcab for Cutie
, The Arcade Fire
, Elliot Smith
, The Decemberists
, Pedro the Lion
, Matt Costa
, David Bowie
, Neutral Milk Hote
, Tenacious D
, Empire of the Sun
, Mexican]] ,
Shows: Adventure Time
, Gravity Falls
, Pirates of
, Courage the Cowardly
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
At some point this turned into a deserted island scenario on me...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My sometimes overwhelming need for a big change. How absurdly large
the universe is and the possible implications of that. How crazy it
is that trees turn water, air, and light into so much dense mass.
Whether or not anyone actually likes marzipan. You know, deep
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging with friends, watching a movie, playing a board-game, or
having a drink, often all of those things at once.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I may have the most unoriginal okcupid profile name ever. I am
aware of this. Give me a chance to make up for it with my dashing
good looks and razor sharp wit.
You should message me if
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