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CosmicJeffrey

30 M Milwaukee, WI

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:38am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm very good at these things; I know exactly what to say about myself. I'm super lively when you first meet me, but I'm quieter and more cautious around those I'm better acquainted. I hate to laugh. I believe family and friends are worthless. I'm a total space cadet; the furthest thing from down-to-earth. I hate to travel and I hate exploring. My life is void of excitement; going to work, running errands, standing in line, aimlessly traipsing about the city on the weekend, and going to Applebee's (eatin' good in this neighborhood!) are the adventures which my life is abundantly filled with. These things are fine, so long as I don't have to do them while pretending to be somebody's "partner in crime". I should also admit that if there's ever a zombie apocalypse, I'd definitely be one of the first to go. I say this because I know there's nothing special about me. When I try to convince people that I'm "awesome", I'm only doing so to seem like a positive, normal person in a vain attempt to better fit in. I had fun once... it was awful.

I'm serious about everything. I'm quite inscrutable really.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm pretty much better at everything imaginable than young children and the elderly.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm one tough customer.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: There is only one book you ever need to read within your lifetime; that which brings light and sets the moral standard; whose message is universal truth. That book is Bo Knows Bo by Bo Jackson and some other guy who isn't Bo Jackson. It's the best book about Bo Jackson. My other favorite books are a laundry list of books typical to high school curriculum.

Movies: 2001: A Space Odyssey, Amélie, Barton Fink, Blade Runner, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, El laberinto del fauno, Pulp Fiction, Seven Samurai, Spirited Away, Taxi Driver.

Shows: Adventure Time, Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, Cosmos, Cowboy Bebop, Futurama, Parks & Recreation, Rick & Morty.

Music: Beach House, The Beatles, Boards of Canada, David Bowie, Built to Spill, The Fall, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, the Gun Club, Joy Division, Killing Joke, The Kinks, LCD Soundsystem, Modest Mouse, My Bloody Valentine, Pixies, Portishead, Sonic Youth, Swans, Talking Heads, Wire.

(Lots of things, including: Pretentious bullshit, shitty punk rock, indie pap, un-listenable noise, hipster garbage, and girlfriend metal).

Food: Sushi, Thai, Italian.
(Pizza and things that are not pizza).

I'm more concerned over whether somebody has curiosity for different kinds of entertainment, art, or food and the rationale behind it, than particularly what things a person likes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Other people's ideas
- Other people's talent
- Other people's hard work
- Other people's infrastructure
- Other people's money
- Other people's pity

Like most people, if I awoke lost in the middle of the wilderness without any supplies, I'd be dead in a matter of hours.

I'm not especially needy, I'm just honest and complacent.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sometimes I think about what kind of trouble the human race would be in if dolphins became ambidextrous, or crows for that matter. All the things to think about, gee whiz.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching Family Matters, Boy Meets World, Step by Step, and Hangin' with Mr. Cooper.