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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
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5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Working on university
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm very good at these things; I know exactly what to say about myself. I'm super lively when you first meet me, but I'm quieter and more cautious around those I'm better acquainted. I hate to laugh. I believe family and friends are worthless. I'm a total space cadet; the furthest thing from down-to-earth. I hate to travel and I hate exploring. My life is void of excitement; going to work, running errands, standing in line, aimlessly traipsing about the city on the weekend, and going to Applebee's (eatin' good in this neighborhood!) are the adventures which my life is abundantly filled with. These things are fine, so long as I don't have to do them while pretending to be somebody's "partner in crime". I should also admit that if there's ever a zombie apocalypse, I'd definitely be one of the first to go. I say this because I know there's nothing special about me. When I try to convince people that I'm "awesome", I'm only doing so to seem like a positive, normal person in a vain attempt to better fit in. I had fun once... it was awful.

I'm serious about everything. I'm quite inscrutable really.
I’m really good at
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I'm pretty much better at everything imaginable than young children and the elderly.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I'm one tough customer.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: There is only one book you ever need to read within your lifetime; that which brings light and sets the moral standard; whose message is universal truth. That book is Bo Knows Bo by Bo Jackson and some other guy who isn't Bo Jackson. It's the best book about Bo Jackson. My other favorite books are a laundry list of books typical to high school curriculum.

Movies: 2001: A Space Odyssey, Amélie, Barton Fink, Blade Runner, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, El laberinto del fauno, Pulp Fiction, Seven Samurai, Spirited Away, Taxi Driver.

Shows: Adventure Time, Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, Cosmos, Cowboy Bebop, Futurama, Hannibal, Parks & Recreation, Silicon Valley, Rick & Morty.

Music: Beach House, The Beatles, Boards of Canada, David Bowie, Built to Spill, The Fall, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, the Gun Club, Joy Division, Killing Joke, The Kinks, LCD Soundsystem, Modest Mouse, My Bloody Valentine, Pixies, Portishead, Sonic Youth, Swans, Talking Heads, Wire.

(Lots of things, including: Pretentious bullshit, shitty punk rock, indie pap, un-listenable noise, hipster garbage, and girlfriend metal).

Food: Sushi, Thai, Italian.
(Pizza and things that are not pizza).

I'm more concerned over whether somebody has curiosity for different kinds of entertainment, art, or food and the rationale behind it, than particularly what things a person likes.