I make up my lack of personality in physical/outdoor activities that gives a false image of fun.
People who spend their time looking for the "perfect" parking spot annoy me. Social media annoys me and although I have a facebook account, I justify my hypocrisy because I hardly use it.
Looking at the pop culture magazines while waiting in line at the grocery store annoys me knowing that people actually find that stuff interesting and are willing to pay for it. This includes mud runs, color runs, and other attention whoring things white people do.
I have a white husky shepherd mix named Amy. She pulls me around on my skateboard and howls when she hears sirens.