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27 Dearborn, MI Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
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5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Working on Ph.D program
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently), German (Okay), Polish (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm always interested in making new friends and finding people to hang out with, and figured this would be a good place to find people with similar interests.

I am married to my wonderful wife thelorax_taco. We have a dog.

After living in DC for four years, we're back in Michigan.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm working on pitching a movie version of Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead, but... in space!

OK, I'm actually a grad student studying history, and researching for my dissertation. So, mostly I'm staring at the ceiling of my apartment avoiding eye contact with the Word document in front of me or people watching at archives.
I’m really good at
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Writing non-succinctly
Having boring talents
Super Mario World
Making rubberband balls
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I read a lot, but given that I spend my days reading historical texts, I tend to stay away from non-fiction when reading for fun.

Authors: Atwood, Bradbury, Chabon, Le Guin, Orwell, John Irving, Frank Herbert, Phillip K. Dick, China Mieville, Patrick Rothfuss, Cory Doctorow

Books: The Catcher in the Rye, Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell, Ready Player One, Middlesex, Dune, The World According to Garp, A Prayer for Owen Meany, A Song of Ice and Fire, The Trial, 1984, The Handmaid's Tale, Oryx and Crake, The Dispossessed, The Yiddish Policeman's Union, Something Wicked This Way Comes

Recently, I've read and really enjoyed: The Player of Games by Iain M. Banks, Ilium by Dan Simmons, Dark Eden by Chris Beckett, The Magicians by Lev Grossman, The Long Dark Tea-time of the Soul by Douglas Adams, The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz.

Movies: Bladerunner, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, The Matrix, The Godfather, Monty Python, Juno, Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind, Pulp Fuction, Royal Tenenbaums.

Shows: The Office, X-Files, Star Trek, Community, Venture Bros., Seinfeld, Arrested Development, Battlestar Galactica, Farscape, Rick and Morty, Game of Thrones, Bob's Burgers, Mad Men, Doctor Who

Music: I have an eclectic taste in music, but tend to listen to more rock than anything else. The Decemberists, Ben Folds, The Beatles, The Cranberries, Something Corporate, Led Zeppelin, The Smiths, Neutral Milk Hotel The Mountain Goats, Jonathan Coulton, and a million other bands.

Comics: Saga, Sandman, Fables, Fun Home, Chew

Games: Tabletop RPGs, Cosmic Encounter, The Resistance, Coup, Race for the Galaxy, Settlers of Catan, Carcassonne, Ghost Stories, Dominion.

Video Games: Crusader Kings II, Skyrim, Super Mario World, Final Fantasy VI, Ocarina of Time, Sim City 4.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Spending time with my fiancee, watching TV, surfing the web, playing board games, or hanging out with friends.

I tend to spend my time hanging out with small groups of people that I know well rather than going out to clubs or bars, not that I'm against the latter.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I named my dog after a Phillip K. Dick novel.

The Left Hand of Darkness is the greatest title ever conceived.

I hate Monopoly.

When I say I speak French poorly, I really mean "not at all, but I may be able read that historical document with the aid of enough wine."

I once had a conversation about mulberries with a long-haired, bearded fellow bearing a six-foot wooden cross. It should probably be noted that I was picking mullberries at the time.
You should message me if
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You think we might have something in common and you want to chat or hang out.

You want to go explore the city and surrounding areas, especially by bike. I grew up in Michigan, but having left for a while, really made me realize how much I've yet to see.

You like playing boardgames or tabletop RPGs.

You're looking for someone to play racquetball, lacrosse, baseball, whatever else with.

You want someone to speak German or Polish with. I can get by in German, but my grammar is terrible, and my Polish is terrible all around.

You like prepositions or enjoy using them to end sentences with.