I'm ever so sorry, but it appears you've inadvertently stumbled into my strange profile... errr, this is of course entirely your fault. Clumsy fool, I welcome thee!
Mischievous, cunning, inquisitive - there, three adjectives - enough already, giving me an headache! Unfortunately, I have a quirky, odd, sense of humour, which may alienate the flock of dullards - ye be warned. My mind tends to get foggy and forgetful, which impedes my ability to write coherently; so forgive me if I'm hard to understand. Foremost, I'm philosophical, and always trying to explain strange concepts in simplistic metaphors. I want to thank coffee for giving me this ability... or curse!
I should probably mention this here, as honesty is the key to trust: I have social anxiety, and it sucks. I don't work - long story - don't drive a car - though I can drive people up the wall - and finally I still live with my parents. All this anxiety makes it extremely hard to meet new people. My hope/wish is to find someone who understands and is willing to take a chance, show me the good in the world. I guess I need to learn how to love; enjoy life. If you're a socialite, then I'm afraid I'm not your type. I'm looking for another hermit or a semi-hermit, someone who isn't judgemental, egotistical, and doesn't take fairy tales too seriously!
This part is important: I'm anti-war and pretty much a pacifist. I abhor nationalism, patriotism, violence, bigotry, racism, xenophobia. I lean towards republicanism; not to be confused with those conservatives in America. I dislike the principle of monarchy, and all it stands for. I believe in (total) freedom of speech, not edited-free speech. I'm tolerant of all points-of-view; good job offending me.