28 St. Catharines, Ontario, CA
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My self-summary
Nerd Enthusiast, Pun entrepreneur, Saucy wit. These are some of the things that describe me in an increasingly bad way. (Saucy wit, really brain? Come on.)

I love the ridiculous, the quirky, the weird. It's easy for me to keep smiling and laughing and it can be quite contagious.

Butts, butts, butts, butts.
What I’m doing with my life
Let's see. For work I am a Graphic Designer for a small sign company. Although I find myself doing more service work and labour than designing things. I enjoy it still and it keeps me alive.

For fun I enjoy gaming of all sorts, card, board and video. It's great to have a small group of friends rolling dice and ruining friendships because Joe landed on boardwalk for the fourth time in a row.
I’m really good at
Forgetting things seconds after I remind myself to remember it. Pretty terrible super power if you ask me. Goldfish man, here to save the...

I wouldn't call myself an expert chef, but I can definitely cook you anything with a recipe and NOT poison you. So that's probably something a bit more proper for this section.

Being a Pokemon Master.
The first things people usually notice about me
My beard. At least I hope they notice my beard first. It only covers the majority of my face.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books, I'm currently waiting on the final book of a trilogy. The Lightbringer series by Brent Weeks. Previously read his other trilogy, The Night Angel Trilogy. Both amazing series and I would suggest them to anyone who loves fantasy.

My favorite movies are Memento, American Psycho and The Machinist. Although I've been known to pick up the recent Disney movie every now and then as well.

Shows? I love my comedies. I only have Netflix, so everything I watch you can find on there.

I'm probably going to lose the most people right now, but while I enjoy music, I don't seem to ever really go out of my way to listen to it. Half the time I'll turn my radio off in the car and not even notice until I turn the car back on when I come back to it the next day!

Food. Glorious, glorious food. I can and will eat almost anything. But a special spot holds true for me in sushi. God I love sushi.
The six things I could never do without
My cellphone is an extension of my hands. I feel naked without it.
The internet.
My beard, again, I feel naked without it.
Affection. (Now I'm just getting sappy here.)
and one other thing that I can't think of.

Sushi. Sushi is something I cannot live without.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Many things cross my mind, I've been working on a replayable Dungeons & Dragons campaign for the past year and a half based on the Cube/Tesseract movies. I think about food, and if I'm actually going to cook something, or just heat up some pasta. Then there's also just a lot of white noise of every other thought that pops into my head.
On a typical Friday night I am
Updating my OKCupid profile apparently!

A typical night usually involves just relaxing with either TV, Video games. If friends are available I'm usually with them. Being more of a homebody you'll more likely find me at home.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a terrible memory. It's seriously a problem sometimes to have this super power... Goldfish man, here to save the...

Oh, and I have a total and complete weakness for androgynous girls. For those applicable I trust you'll use your new found powers for only good.
You should message me if
Why SHOULDN'T you message me? I got everything... Okay not really. But I can be fun! Video Games? I'm the Leona to your Ezreal. TV shows? I'm the Doctor to your Donna. Just talking about anything in particular? I'm the Frued to my mother


On a different note, I just took up perler beads as a hobby!
Here's my latest piece in all of it's splendor!

Still here? Great. Just to let you know I am in an open relationship. Mostly finding my girlfriend a girlfriend of her own. If you're cool with that, great! If not, great! We can still be friends.