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CouchPizza

37 M Washington, DC

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:53am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from med school
Job
Medicine
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
About me: I like dude stuff. Sports, beer, TV, funny things. I like to cook, mostly because I like to eat. I could do without crowds, and I like to balance my nights on the town with quiet evenings at home.

I kind of have a potty mouth, usually when appropriate, sometimes not.

If we have to talk politics, I guess I'd say I'm somewhat libertarian. That means, if you consider yourself liberal, you're dumb, and if you consider yourself conservative....you're also dumb.

I know everyone likes to talk about how many countries they've been to. I've been to four other countries. One of those (Bosnia) was not voluntary. I once drove across country...obviously I also drove back. To be honest, I'm not really all that excited by all the exotic places you've been.

If you have some important job involving the word "policy" that's great. I grew up here, so to me, the government is just a source of traffic to me.

You: Just be cool. Don't be disgusted by meat. Like sports at least a little...girls can like sports too. Don't be a total wreck.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working weird hours when most of you aren't. At least for now.
Working on changing that.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Finding humor, movie quotes, geography, driving in the snow, and reading upside down
I'm reasonably good at: cooking
I'm bad at: vacuuming, but I do it
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My dashing good looks. And my potty mouth.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies: Ghostbusters, Caddyshack, most of Will Ferrell's movies, and anything that I happen to like. I know, that really narrows it down...
Shows: Really pretty much any of the series on USA and FX....how about I just say "TV?"
Books: I like to read biographies and historical things. Or anything else people tell me I should read.
Music: Ramones, Queen, Alice in Chains, Motley Crue, Cheap Trick, Hellacopters, much much more, old-school rap (NWA, Naughty By Nature), a lot of newer stuff too
Food: anything that isn't licorice...ANYthing
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee, TV, beer, exercise, my reasonably normal and very supportive family, electricity and/or running water.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what horrible people OKCupid turns us into.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
staying in drinking a few beers or going out and... you guessed it... drinking a few beers. Actually, for the time being, I'm working most Friday nights.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm deathly afraid of spiders. Like, almost crashed the car afraid. True story.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 31–43
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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you don't have a stringent list of qualifications for a potential match to adhere to, because I guarantee you that no one--not even in the deepest, darkest corners of OKCupid--will meet those qualifications.