Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
General info: Let's face it, if I email you, it means I'm at least
remotely interested in meeting you. Let's not screw around and be
pen pals for a long time. I know how this works. You have at least
six dudes hounding you, so the longer you put it off, the more
likely you are to totally flake out. Come on, don't be mad....you
know it's true.
About me: I like dude stuff. Sports, beer, TV, funny things. I like
to cook, mostly because I like to eat. I could do without crowds,
and I like to balance my nights on the town with quiet evenings at
For work, I'm a veterinarian. Before that (with a short gap in
between) I was in the Army for a four years.
I kind of have a potty mouth, usually when appropriate, sometimes
If we have to talk politics, I guess I'd say I'm somewhat
libertarian. That means, if you consider yourself liberal, you're
dumb, and if you consider yourself conservative....you're also
I know everyone likes to talk about how many countries they've been
to. I've been to four other countries. One of those (Bosnia) was
not voluntary. I once drove across country...obviously I also drove
back. To be honest, I'm not really all that excited by all the
exotic places you've been, but hey, that sounds cool.
If you have some important job involving the word "policy" that's
great. I grew up here, so to me, the government is just a source of
traffic between 6-10am and 3-8pm.
You: Just be cool. Don't be disgusted by meat (i.e. it's OK to be a
vegetarian...hey, I like vegetables too!). Like sports at least a
little...girls can like sports too.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working weird hours when most of you aren't. At least for
Working on changing that.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Finding humor, movie quotes, geography, driving in the snow, and
reading upside down
I'm reasonably good at: cooking
I'm bad at: vacuuming, but I do it
The first things people usually notice about me
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My dashing good looks. And my potty mouth.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies: Ghostbusters, Caddyshack, most of Will Ferrell's movies,
and anything that I happen to like. I know, that really narrows it
Shows: Really pretty much any of the series on USA and FX....how
about I just say "TV?" Archer is pure genius, and I'm really mad at
ISIS for stealing the name (and for beheading people, I
Books: I like to read biographies and historical things. Or
anything else people tell me I should read.
Music: Ramones, Queen, Alice in Chains, Motley Crue, Cheap Trick,
Hellacopters, much much much more, old-school rap (NWA, Naughty By
Nature), a lot of newer stuff too
Food: anything that isn't licorice...ANYthing
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee, TV, beer, exercise, my reasonably normal and very
supportive family, electricity and/or running water.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what horrible people OKCupid turns us into.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
staying in drinking a few beers or going out and... you guessed
it... drinking a few beers. Actually, for the time being, I'm
working most Friday nights.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm deathly afraid of spiders. Like, almost crashed the car afraid.
You should message me if
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match to adhere to, because I guarantee you that no one--not even
in the deepest, darkest corners of OKCupid--will meet those
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