I don't dress like this every day, I promise.

I'm still grumpy about erasing a goofy picture to upload a normal picture.. but.. enjoy anyways.

AFter nearly 2 years, I finally cut my hair. So.. this IS the latest me (doing the Zohan for Halloween)

Yes I was bodypainted. Yes, I did the effects on this photo. And yes, this IS me, and this IS the picture on my business card.

I actually did break a tooth here- but... Adventure rocks! :)

Between a rock and a hard place :)

This is as current as it gets- shot on 9/15/08- this is current hair length, and I've decided to scruff it out a tiny bit. And these are my new clothes I just bought. And I'm working out most days.

Yup- that's real propane... tastes awful- I don't recommend trying this at home. Yup... I was bodypainted for 4 hours. No, I'm not being a perv, I was asked by an award winning photographer to be my goofy self.

Another silly montage. You're looking at this profile and thinking-- sheesh! This guy does a lot of stuff, or has too much free time, or must be such a narcissist that he has so many dang photos of himself.. and how does he get so many up? I only have 10

Too many goofy things to do- not enough time