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CougGuy
29 / M / straight / Single
Seattle, Washington
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 5' 7" (1.70m).
- Body Type
- Rather not say
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners
- Smokes
- When drinking
- Drinks
- Sometimes
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- Catholicism but not too serious about it
- Sign
- Capricorn and it’s fun to think about
- Education
- Graduated from college/university
- Job
- Sales / Marketing / Biz Dev
- Income
- —
- Kids
- Likes children
- Pets
- Likes dogs and Likes cats
- Languages
- English (Fluently), German (Poorly), French (Poorly)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am a smartass, humorous, and entertaining.
My Self-Summary
The funniest, most interesting people I've ever met would probably
sound like morons in only 150 characters. Not sure what I could say
that would enlighten or entertain you, but if you have questions, i
can try to make up answers. Let's just say I'm a relatively likable
kinda guy.
I’m really good at
Calling what play my team should execute, only to yell at them when
they do something stupid. My advise is always killer, if only i'd
bother to take it myself. I'm great at the whole self-depricating
humor thing. People seem to find it amusing.
The first things people usually notice about me
Not a clue. My never ending stream of witticism and charm perhaps?
My generally sarcastic nature? My eye color (depending on the shirt
that goes with it)? Sometimes it could be the fact I'm off to the
side observing everyone? Like i said, your guess is as good as
mine.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
(a)Dune seies,
Catch 22, Shogun,
all the Tom
Clancy books, Neal Stephenson. Friend got me
hooked on Robert Jordan recently too. (b)I
tend to like darker movies, those without the 'happily ever after'
endings. If we always know the good guys are going to win, what's
the point? That being said, we'll go with The Godfather, The Usual Suspects, Empire Strikes
Back*, Trainspotting, Opposite of Sex, Ocean's
11, and like everyone else, Lord of the Rings. I also recently saw
The Hurt
Locker which was amazing. (c) Almost anything as long as it's
not insanely corporate or excessively Nashville twangy. (d)
Italian, Mexican, Thai, Chinese, Indian. And anything I don't have
to cook since I suck in the kitchen. I'm getting better, haven't
burned water lately. :)
The six things I could never do without
Just to be a smartass, I've decided to answer six things I
certainly could do without:
1) Student loan payments - seriously, haven't i payed enough already?
2) Traffic - because I don't have time for people who forgot where their exit was and have to cut over 4 lanes and block everyone behind them.
3) New York Yankees - I *hate* those guys
4) Dallas Cowboys - see above times 5
5) most reality tv - really, do we need another version of the "dating" show (e.g. The Bachelor) or the "talent judging" show (American Idol, DWTS)?
6) Political/social intolerance - wouldn't it be great if we could agree to disagree, have legitimate debates on topics without resorting to calling each other idiots?
1) Student loan payments - seriously, haven't i payed enough already?
2) Traffic - because I don't have time for people who forgot where their exit was and have to cut over 4 lanes and block everyone behind them.
3) New York Yankees - I *hate* those guys
4) Dallas Cowboys - see above times 5
5) most reality tv - really, do we need another version of the "dating" show (e.g. The Bachelor) or the "talent judging" show (American Idol, DWTS)?
6) Political/social intolerance - wouldn't it be great if we could agree to disagree, have legitimate debates on topics without resorting to calling each other idiots?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Well damn, I guess since I earned a degree in Philosophy, I think about just
about anything...Random stuff just pops into my head and annoys the
hell out of me until i've come up with some kinda solution.
On a typical Friday night I am
The point of Friday is to be atypical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
...I have no recollection of that, Senator.
You should message me if
...probably if you don't have anything better to do. Or perhaps
i've sparked (no pun intended) your curiosity. Yeah, didn't think
so either =)
