Here's the deal: I am really, REALLY, not awesome at these. You're supposed to sell yourself, but instead I go for the honest approach and show the worst of me first, which doesn't make any sense to anyone but me apparently. I'm a terrible cynic, really.

Here's why I am on here: I work two jobs, and go to school, and I don't drink. So, I'm pretty much a complete loner whose free time is spent either online, doing homework, practicing my instrument, or sleeping. I have almost no avenues in the "real" world to meet women (I don't go to bars or parties and I don't flirt with women overtly at any location). That is why you are reading this.

Also, I have seen almost no movies. If you ask me if I've seen a movie, there's like an 80% chance that I haven't seen it, so don't bother referencing it. I find no psychic profit from most movies.

I play a lot of chess.

Working 7 days a week, attending college, and planning to attend further. Planning to be gone by next January. If you want to come, you're more than welcome.

Learning. Being highly critical of everything. Being annoying as easily as annoyed. Conversation, if it's a good topic.

Either an ostensibly loud laughter, my weird voice, or the blue eyes.

These rotate, like a lot. I can tell you some current things

Book I'm reading: "World War I" - S.L.A. Marshall
Bands: Polvo, Dazzling Killmen, The Conformists, Shellac

Let's amend this criteria into something a bit more fun: "Things I would grab from my apartment if it were burning down" I think that puts into good perspective things that I, for one, "could never do without," since that's what this is really all about, whether it be six or less things:
1. My guitar. (had it since I was 12, and as far as I can tell it will be buried with me)
2. My birth certificate and SS card.
3. Portrait of "Power House Mechanic"
4. Leather jacket (was a gift)
5. Anything that was a former possession of my father's
6. As many books and clothes could fit into a gym bag in <1 minute

My future goals, and what I can do to achieve them. Oh, and, why the fuck do people like The Black Keys?

Working 3rd shift. I work most nights. You're gonna have to deal with that. I have two jobs. And school. Time for you will exist when I make it exist - AND I WILL. Promise.

I've seen way too many girls that I went to school with on here...and not noticed it until after clicking seeing their profiles. (O_O)

Oh, and, here's a funny story.
I met a girl on here.
We talked back and forth for literally months. From here to texts, the whole thing. We planned on meeting a few times, and she would always have something else come up. Finally she came out and fed me some bullshit line about "not feeling a connection." So, long story short, I'm more than happy to waste your time if you want to waste mine, but I really don't want to. Like, at all. So, don't fucking bullshit me. All I ask.

You are kind, easy on the eyes, mostly independent, don't want to be my mother (already have one), and won't waste my time. Your ego should probably not be much bigger than your body. If you are into music/play and instrument you get a bonus.