ResonatingGusto
23 Pearl City, HI
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My self-summary
Who am I? I'm Mike and I'm a lover of hate, I constantly circle back yet I'm straight, always getting high on lows because life can suck before it blows, sometimes knocked down from great heights and all I have left are my rights. Mentally broke, financially rich, emotionally a queen when life is a bitch. I am what I am and so does it go, whether it's in the sun, the rain or the snow, you'll still have to ask me if there's something you wanna know!

pros: I'm not Bill Cosby, nor do I like the taste of ruphies.
cons: I'm probably off the walls insane.
What I’m doing with my life
Just trying to stay fit while juggling a social life, my professional career in the U.S. Navy, and learning enough new things so I don't feel like that guy who washes out of college half educated and sounds dumb. I spend my free time in the gym with a recovering alcoholic and kinda watch over him. We get into shenanigans and I wind up with a tattoo or fighting off some Japanese mafia or something equally unbelievable.
I’m really good at
Hmm.... Rational discussion, problem solving, irrational discussion, problem making, and laughing at my own jokes.

Also, when I work out I'm really good at Muscle Confusion, it's my secret technique, During a set you have to jump around making noises that half sound like a screech and a bark. (Note, this confuses other people in the gym as well.)
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably the way I hold myself. Usually upright until I get a few drinks in me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I'll read just about anything, honestly. Usually mythos, philosophy, politics, and history. In that order. I love to learn about EVERYTHING!

Movies: That's a hard one, because I do love almost any movie. I'm a sucker for romance, especially if there's a revenge theme.

The Crow, V for vendetta, Fight Club, Pulp Fiction, A clockwork Orange, Silence of the Lambs, Up, Fletch, Project X, Hitch, Law Abiding Citizen, Memento to name a few movies I've enjoyed.

Shows: Jersey Snore
I dont watch alot of t.v. but the last few shows I watched and liked were Rick and Morty, through the wormhole, Seinfeld, its always sunny, and metalocalypse

Music: 90s songs by far are the best. Anything rock or funk though gets me groovin' and movin'.

Food: uhhhh favorites are pretty much taco bells menu, pizza and other things I cant eat until cheat day.
The six things I could never do without
1. viewing some insane florida man articles on my laptop for a quick laugh.

2. warm nights spending holidays on the couch with my father, watching "Through the Wormhole" sipping pumpkin spiced eggnog.

3. talking shit about my friends and laugh as they talk shit about me.

4. running around my workspace frantically talking to myself like an insane person.

5. having my guys run over to me with a complex situation to resolve, and actually being able to fix it.

6. long nights into the a.m. with my best friend, Mr. Java, The Red Bull, or attacking a Monster.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How everytime I have a dirty thought I wonder if there's a possibility anyone can read minds so I quickly think of something else to confuse the potential telepath.

You know, just in case.
On a typical Friday night I am
Grilling, Meditating, jamming out, exercising, contacting my family, talking to my friends via facebook, or gaming. Occasionally drinking socially with my closest compadres. Skys the limit. Most weekends I just let whatever happens, happen, and find myself in places I'd never come up with.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The ladies call me Amazon Prime because I'm cheap and always come sooner than expected.
You should message me if
-You're spontaneous and love adventure, because I'll call randomly and drag you out in the middle of nowhere at a weird time.
-You got enough experience handling crazy people, I'm pretty borderline and have a sick sense of humor.
-You're looking for a lighthearted good time with no strings attached.
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