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CountOfTrouble

31 Hamilton, VA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Apr 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Fit
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, Japanese (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I’m Zak.
I’m the guy who hits on you while you’re trying to return movies to the red box at shoppers food warehouse.
Unless you’re with a friend or something then I’ll probably totally pussout. And chastise myself for the rest of the day.

In my free time I find things to hawk on ebay, chilling in kiddy pools filled with vase beads, and acting tough and stoic so no one will se my insecurities.

I'm blunt and like to tease to a fault.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to make as much money as possible while contributing to this society as little as possible.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making you say kazoo backwards.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My accent which is actually just a speech impediment.

My camo toe-shoes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I kind of don’t give a fuck about what kinda of media you like. Sure I’ll think it’s cool if you play Zelda, smash, your favorite anime is cowboy bebop and you’ve read hitchhikers guide, but is that has little bearing on our compatibility or if our souls resonate , in fact my favorite ex thought I was a dork for liking all that.
also TV = life porn.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Love, Games, a glove, kittens, cheese, yada yada....
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What combination of words I can use to distract from my ugly mug.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing night frisbee.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have nightmares about my teeth falling out.

One time I played spider solitaire for 27 hours straight because I refused to stop playing till I won, apparently I should read the rules.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're reliable

You're happy, you know it and are not one of those clappy ass braggers.

You eat bugs.

I made a grammar, spelling or some other mistake.

You have a close contact who works in water rescue.