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31 Hamilton, VA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Nov 2, 2014
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly other
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has dogs and has cats
English, Japanese (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am the strawberry.

Warning: I’m also blunt. I’m going to give you shit when you do something stupid and I don’t put up with overreacting, immaturity and inconsideration. If you still have issues to work out, run far far away.

But no need to be so serious, nobody else is, or at least they all suck at it.

I feel like I’m from a different world or time, everything about this society is so alien to me. To start with I don’t get your heroes at all, they are so lame. RG3? Please. whether he gets 100 touchdowns or throws a 100 picks on Sunday, come Monday all that’s come from pouring every last of drop of passion into shouting at a TV, is 3 hours of a weekend wasted on the couch. Yet Charles Goodyear, Dr.Fallopius (sweet name, eh, I’d say he’s a prime candidate for a rap tribute), are some praise worthy players who’ve contributed to many a great weekend, and you probably know nothing about them.

That’s not all you guys have massive sex obsession, but despite that being sexually closed, ignorant and irresponsible is the norm, not to mention nobody does their god damn kegels. It’s that Killing time is a past time, hell it’s that killing time is even a concept. It’s this voting fetish people have. It’s no one knowing what freedom really is. It’s the conflation of making money and creating value. I take a look at all that and it’s clear I don’t belong here. I’d imagine anyone with have half a brain and takes society seriously is probably seriously depressed.
I describe this society as an abstruse game with rules most people never figure out because they’re following an instruction booklet was written by a liar. Leaving the average joe is banging his head against catch 22’s, only scoring be stumbling into it and thinking winning is a matter of getting enough promotions. Fortunately if there is one thing I take seriously its games, whether it be a video game, board game, card game or sport, I enjoy breaking them down to their base subgames and solving them to the point of obsession.
The thing I like most about them is winning. I’m hyper competitive, whether it’s curbstomping my 5 year old niece at go fish, or a tourney with money on the line I want nothing more than victory and failure brings hours of self reflection and what I could have done better.

The only thing that I enjoy as much as game is bonds. Nothing can compare to the anguish of the braking of a good bond or the distress that comes from bonding with the wrong person. But the all my best experiences and most treasured memories involve making bonds and using them.

I would love to find a girl who makes my heart go boom I can just sit around all day holding her hand in a state of bliss, but as it’s been years since I found a girl like that, so I’ll settle for vast amounts of wild sex.

I want a girl who is Civilized and undomesticated, reliable, considerate and blunt, intellectually curious Knows the difference between sexuality and intimacy.
I also like girls who, have good set of bangs, have thick dark eyebrows, have baby bearing hips, have glasses but never wears them, drink chocolate milk, like cartoons, have accents/speech impediments, have braces, likes to sleep in and have a messy bedroom.

If you think everything I said is weird and stupid and you like it out their in the humanshit, well I guess I don’t care.

But if you want to take a step out of the absurdity, Then the door to my world is open and I extend my hand to you.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to make as much money as possible while contributing to this society as little as possible.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making you say kazoo backwards.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My style. My speech impediment which is often mistaken for an accent.

My camo toe-shoes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Confederacy of dunces, Tale of Two Cities, Wealth of Nations, Count of Monte Cristo, Origin of Species.

Dark City, Golden Slumber, V.S., Boondock Saints,

How I met your mother, Cowboy Bebop, Teen Angel, Colbert-Daily show, adventure-time, 2 stupid dogs.

Techno, Dance, House, Trance, Video game, Asian.

Steak, Chicken curry with rice, Bulgogi, Japanese Ramen, Kawa, baklava, Cheese burgers.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.


My computer, practically another sense.

A glove.


I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether a society can have everyone be a winners in something, or if some people are destined to be losers?

Is their a point in working hard to make a difference or is it all the same if I spend my days playing video games and chasing birds?

How to get laid.

What's my next step, what's my plan for today.

Numbers and math, especially prime numbers.

What skills and traits will be the most valuable in the future.

If I spend too much time thinking.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing night frisbee.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have nightmares about my teeth falling out.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You know how a traditional wisdom is related to an information cascade.
You get the strawberry reference.
You know about eating bugs.
You want to practice kissing.
I made a grammar, spelling or some other mistake.
I messaged you.