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CountToTwenty

21 Brewster, NY Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 22–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:03pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
The Shining was a terrible movie. Just terrible. Glad we got that out of the way upfront.

Catcher in the Rye was also pretty awful.

If your excuse for not reading my profile is that it's too long, please don't bother to message me. I can smell your bullshit form letter from a mile away.

Now that we've got those vitals out of the way, my name is Kait. I'm twenty-one years old. INFJ. I'm working at the mall right now (and yes, it's awful) until I can afford to go back to school to study secondary education and literacy.

My personality tab makes me look like a great, big dick- I really do appreciate romance, I don't live in filth, and I'm not a fucking sex fiend.

I have pretty poor facial recognition. With that in mind, if I view your profile more than once, I swear I'm not stalking you, I just didn't recognize your photo while I was browsing people.

I could wipe the floor with you at Rampage on N64.

I look at my dog the way I imagine parents look at their children. Get on board with it, or move along. On that note, I don't trust anybody who doesn't like animals.

I value ambition. No job/schooling/plans? No fucking thank you. I also value a sense of humor, bookishness, sarcasm, and so on. Bonus points for tattoos and ties. Even more bonus points for someone more than four inches taller than me. It's a bummer to have to surrender some of my heels when I'm dating somebody short. Not the end of the world, though.

I realize this profile may seem a bit abrasive, but I'm actually quite sweet most of the time. It's just that- at least as a woman- if you're here long enough, you sort of get an accumulation of messages from assholes and it hardens you a bit, at least up front.

Last but not least- I'm really not the slightest bit interested in casual sex. Please, for the love of all that is good in the world, send your dick pics elsewhere.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working at the mall because I want a future more than I want to be sane and happy. Saving up for school. Waiting for a mad man in a blue box.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening, baking, swearing, sarcasm, and other such miscellany.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Eyes, tattoos, and if we're being honest, probably boobs. Or maybe my sternum piercing, which still kind of goes hand in hand with boobs.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I read like it's my job. The only thing I can't read is anything self-help related. I've never been huge on sci-fi/fantasy, either. But I'll give almost anything a chance if it's well written.

Television: Doctor Who, Supernatural, Sherlock Jeopardy, Top Gear, Adventure Time, Family Guy, South Park, Face Off, American Horror Story, Mythbusters, Dexter, Rick and Morty, Walking Dead, Boy Meets World, Golden Girls, Bob's Burgers, Regular Show.

Movies: My favorite movie of all time is Stand By Me. Haven't seen it? Go watch it, you might like it. Oddly enough, it's a drama, but my heart belongs to the horror genre. Comedy and action are good too, but spare me the Baysplosions.

Music: I love variety. No country or opera, but just about everything else is good with me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Books, music, my dog, my friends, thunderstorms, and fist bumps culminating in explosion gestures and sound effects.

Can I just add that it drives me up a wall when somebody includes things like food (unless you're a chef, I guess), water, and oxygen in this section? Get a fucking personality.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Seriously, everything. My mind goes a mile a minute all day long, and it keeps going while I try to sleep.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working, having a Netflix marathon, or out at a slightly less rowdy bar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am hopelessly, shamefully addicted to Catfish: The TV Show.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-You can sustain a real conversation.
-You can come up with a more interesting opener than, "Hey, what's up? You have really pretty eyes." While the compliment is appreciated, it's terribly unoriginal.
-Your profile doesn't have a winking emoticon anywhere on it.
-This section of your profile doesn't contain the expression, "I don't bite... hard," in any of its forms.
-You understand that the "friendzone" is a myth. Seriously, I'm going to expand on this simply by saying that if you do believe in the friendzone, and you message me anyway to make your case, I will kindly remind you to pick up your fedora and not let the door of every intelligent female on the planet hit you in the ass on the way out.
-You enjoy debate.
-You know how to make a good cup of coffee (light and sweet, please).
-You can name at least three serial killers off the top of your head.
-You dig women with tattoos and stretched earlobes.
-You want to teach me an unusual skill. Let's start with sword swallowing.

Also, just as a disclaimer, I'm no size zero, so you should be okay with that. Skinny women are totally cool, I'm just not one of them. Just a head's up since I know a few extra pounds isn't everybody's cup of tea.