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Count_Funkula

37 / M / Straight / Single

Edgewood, Maryland

His Details

Last Online
May 19
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m).
Body Type
Diet
Mostly vegan
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism and very serious about it
Sign
Gemini but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Transportation
Income
Rather not say
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I definitely march to the beat of my own drummer. Sometimes I'm the life of the party, sometimes I'm the fly on the wall. I love a challenge and I try to keep things simple when problem solving.

I consider myself to be a normal person, but not an average person. I don't keep up with the latest fads and I stay away from things that are trendy, but I do like to keep up with the latest electronics, particularly cameras.

I spend a lot of time photographing or videographing things, and editing together slide shows or music videos. I'm as comfortable indoors as I am outdoors.

I go NOWHERE without a camera because there will always be something or some moment that will catch my attention

I enjoy hiking (but rarely get to do it), bike riding (even though I have no bicycle), and exploring back roads in my car. I like to get my Netflix on and watch movies from my collection (as I don't have television service).

I love satire and thinking "outside the box".

I don't like drama. Drama being:
- being blamed for stuff I had nothing to with
- having people project their retardation onto me
- he said, she said, they said
- being drawn into an argument and/or confrontation for the sake of simply arguing/confronting
- having what I say being taken out of context by people who assume too much and think too little
- ...and so on

While all this might seem awesome, I do have have my flaws:

When I get mad I spend money. I hold grudges, I can be a noisy eater, I've been told I snore. I laugh at the misfortunes of others, I hate being told what to do, I hate accompanying others while they shop. I hate others accompanying me while I shop. I hate when people web/channel/radio surf, whether it's their computer/tv/radio or not. I complain alot when I get irritable, pain makes me angry, I hate being cut off mid-sentence when I'm talking, even though I do it to others sometimes (I'm working on it); but I HAVE to interrupt when someone's story is getting extremely long-winded and I have to go.
What I’m doing with my life
Concentrating only on short-term goals and working my way through photography school.

Improving my health:
I gave up soft drinks and most junk food and began juicing veggies and fruits. I still from time to time enjoy a treat of chocolate, ice cream or cake (or all three at once courtesy of Cold Stone Creamery) as I work my way towards eliminating all the bad foods and replacing them with healthy foods.
I’m really good at
Photography, making people laugh, spending money, putting up with peoples' crap, dropping things, breaking things, and losing things (and not finding them if they're out in the open in plain sight).
The first things people usually notice about me
My stupid military glasses. I get lots of compliments about them but I hate them. Also my eyes and sometimes my legs when I'm wearing shorts.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I tend to follow directors/producers/studios, authors, and musical artists I like rather than particular genres. For example, I like Eminem, but that doesn't mean I like all rap.

As far as food goes, I'll try anything at least once to see if I like it (if it's new to me). Most vegetables disgust me and I don't eat a lot of beef. I'll soon be starting a juice fast "reboot".

Lately I've been on a Japanese film gore kick, purchasing many of the insane splatterfests I've seen at Otakon or heard about elsewhere, such as The Machine Girl and Helldriver.

My favorite entertainers include George Carlin, Loius C.K., Margaret Cho, Bernie Mac, Maria Costas, Michael Jackson.

Shows:
My Name is Earl, Arrested Development, Samurai Champloo, The Muppet Show, Tales From the Crypt, Being Human (the British original), United States of Tara
The six things I could never do without
my camera(s)
Otakon
high speed internet
my juicer
a computer
travel
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Too many things to list here, but a few of them are (in no order of precedence):
sex
the best way to break into a photography career
which job would be the best to get while putting myself through school
paying off my debts
which city and state to move to in the future
what it would be like to be in another person's shoes
On a typical Friday night I am
Working or sleeping in preparation for work.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am addicted to The Bad Girls Club
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners
You should message me if
you want a companion/sidekick/wingman for:
- photographic excursions
- a travel partner
- a bad movie heckle-fest
- a taste-tester for your cooking
- a gaming partner (video or board)

and/or you want:
- to explore a relationship with me
- to get to know me better
- to do anything else I didn't cover