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Count_Funkula

38 M Baltimore, MD

My Details

Last Online
Apr 13
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Transportation
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I definitely march to the beat of my own drummer. Sometimes I'm the life of the party, sometimes I'm the fly on the wall. I love a challenge and I try to keep things simple when problem solving. I hate monotonous repetition

I consider myself to be a normal person, but not an average person. I don't keep up with the latest fads and I stay away from things that are trendy, but I do like to keep up with the latest electronics, particularly cameras.

I spend a lot of time photographing or videographing things, and editing together slide shows or music videos.

I go NOWHERE without a camera because there will always be something or some moment that will catch my attention.

I enjoy hiking (but rarely get to do it), bike riding (even though I have no bicycle), and exploring back roads in my car. I'm as comfortable indoors as I am outdoors.

I like board games and videogames and I'm better at some than others. Win or lose, it's the people that make it fun.

I love satire and thinking "outside the box".

I don't like drama.

While I don't consider myself to be socially awkward, I have introvert leanings.

While all this might seem awesome, I do have have my flaws:

When I get mad I spend money. I'm restless when I'm bored. I can be a noisy eater, I hate when people web/channel/radio surf, whether it's their computer/tv/radio or not. I complain alot when I get irritable, pain makes me angry, I hate being cut off mid-sentence when I'm talking, even though I do it to others sometimes (I'm working on it); but I HAVE to interrupt when someone's story is getting extremely long-winded and I have to go.
What I’m doing with my life
Concentrating only on short-term goals and working my way through photography school.

Improving my health:
I gave up soft drinks and most junk food and began juicing veggies and fruits. I still from time to time enjoy a treat of chocolate, ice cream or cake (or all three at once courtesy of Cold Stone Creamery) as I work my way towards eliminating all the bad foods and replacing them with healthy foods.
I’m really good at
Photography
making people laugh
spending money
putting up with peoples' crap
leaving things behind
dropping things (that usually end up broken)
breaking things (because I dropped it)
losing things (and not finding them, especially if they're in plain sight)
spilling things
making a mess (because I spilled something)
locking myself out
missing turns/exits
over-thinking
The first things people usually notice about me
My stupid military glasses. I get lots of compliments about them but I hate them. Also my eyes and my Super Mario hat.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I tend to follow directors/producers/studios, authors, and musical artists I like rather than particular genres. For example, I like Eminem, but that doesn't mean I like all rap.

As far as food goes, I'll try anything at least once to see if I like it (if it's new to me).

Lately I've been on a Japanese film gore kick, purchasing many of the insane splatterfests I've seen at Otakon or heard about elsewhere, such as The Machine Girl and Helldriver.

My favorite entertainers include George Carlin, Loius C.K., Margaret Cho, Bernie Mac, Maria Costas, Michael Jackson, Weird Al Yankovic

Shows:
My Name is Earl, Arrested Development, Samurai Champloo, The Muppet Show, Tales From the Crypt, Being Human (the British original), United States of Tara, Star Trek and its spin-offs, The Walking Dead, Sons of Anarchy, Malcolm in the Middle, Heroes, Orange Is the New Black, Better Off Ted...and so on.
The six things I could never do without
my camera(s)
Otakon
high speed internet
my juicer
a computer
travel
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Too many things to list here, but a few of them are (in no order of precedence):
- how best to compose a first message to a prospective OK Cupid date without coming off as creepy/abnormal/stalkerish/generic/boring/underwhelming
- the best way to break into a photography career
- which job would be the best to get while putting myself through school
- paying off my debts
- which city and state to move to in the future
- what it would be like to be in another person's shoes
On a typical Friday night I am
Working. I work second shift which has destroyed any chance of my being a Friday Night go-outer. Saturday and Sunday are my days to play.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am addicted to The Bad Girls Club.

The real juicy stuff will only be revealed in person ♥
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 30–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you want a companion/sidekick/wingman for:
- photographic excursions
- a travel partner
- a bad movie heckle-fest
- a taste-tester for your cooking
- a gaming partner (video or board)

and/or you want:
- to explore a relationship with me
- to get to know me better
- to do anything else I didn't cover