Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So here I am again... reactivated my account because I thought...
what the hell why not? So here's the part that I convince you that
I'm awesome. But in my past relationships I've wished that all the
flaws were laid out so you know what you're getting to.
Here it goes....
I'm a single mother of one and she is my number one everyone else
fallows. My time us valuable so don't waste it.
I'm THICK. I have curves and I embrace them. I'm not your basic,
skinny, blonde Barbie.
I'm blunt. There's no reason to sugar coat anything, I'm gonna tell
you like it is.
I'm vulgar. I swear like a sailor! Habit I'm trying to cut
I smoke. Cigarettes are extremely hard to quit and don't try to
convince me to quit. I'm doing it at my own pace.
I'm an orphan! My mother passed almost 4 years ago. Dad is still
alive but left when I was 3 & lives out of state so I'm use to
not rely on him. Have siblings but they're off doing they're own
thing. So I guess I'm independent.
Um is this the part where I say I drink like a fish? Because I
don't. I drink socially and even then I'll only get a buzz. Growing
up with alcoholics will do that to ya.
I smoke the ganj!
Only dank tho!
I'm silly at times and love the quote by the joker "Why so
serious?" Because you got to take things lightly sometimes.
I have a lot of guy friends! Majority if them are gay! Some aren't.
But those who aren't, we have been friends since elementary
I can't get a long with most girls. I know it says I'm bisexual
because... I am. But man. Bitches be Trippin sometimes. So I'm very
selective on the type of girls i talk to.
Okay, if your still reading this and i didn't discourage you on any
of that, here's the goods:
I love watching movies
I love hiking. Going on long walks.
I love to read.
Anything Batman i love! (besides the new one where Affleck is
Batman... The cast director must be smoking crack)
I love to rollerblade. Not great at it but i love it.
I love to cook. New recipes are my favorite!
I guess you could say I'm the typical stay at home mother (when I'm
not working of course)
On a typical day you'll find me listening to some dub & reading
I can't stand what TV is today. Nothing but reality shows.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Being the best person I can be.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Authors: Charles De lint, Melvin Burges, Hunter S. Thompson, Chuck
Palaniuk, ugh so many i forgot most of them...
Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind.
The Tree of Life.
Batman dark knight
Uggghhhhh.... Okay lets just say I'm not your typical girl! I'm not
the one that pulls you into a chick flick when you really want to
see Mad Max I want to see it too! I love almost anything as long it
has a good cast and a good plot.
I hate twilight! Lestat would demolish your whole group, Edward.
And Louie would make your pack into fur coats, Jacob.
Music: I love anything and everything! I'm not hard to please with
music. As long it's not crazy hair metal bands we're good! Country
Death metal, black metal, hip hop, r&b, dub, electro, house,
folk, blue grass. Ugh the list goes on :)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My daughter. Internet (hey your on it now right?). Money.... I hate
being broke. Food. Water? Sex? Ya know the necessities.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably working.Yeah I know I'm lame.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
My brutal honesty didn't scare you off.
And you don't look like you had a hybrid beaver-porcupine die on
your face then go ahead and message me! I don't mind beards but
clean and short! Can't stand this duck dynasty trend that ppl have
started. Men in Texas shouldn't have one because beards are meant
for the cold! There is no such thing as winter in Tejas.
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