A teacher is giving a public lecture at a fine college, untangling the symbolism in a book. A man stands up and says, "Those things don't mean what you say! you're wrong!"
The teacher asks, "who do you think you are, to know better than I what these passages mean?"
"I'm the author!" comes the reply.
"So?" The teacher answers.
I have a partner, uisghejack, who is awesome. We tend to share a taste in amazing people, but we're not actively looking for a third, just dating independently. We've had 3-person relationships before, always to great success. Our genitalia are benign but not to be discussed here.
Queer. Two-spirit, actually. Ask me about it.