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26 M Snohomish, WA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly vegan
Other, and laughing about it
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly), Latin (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Let's talk about how Alien is a post-feminist triumph and its sequel is a bechdel-failing masturbatory exercise. Let's light some things on fire and flail rhythmically, then cool off with tea and discussions of shamanism and its value in everyday life. Let's go up a mountain and eat sandwiches at the top, ignoring the chemistry between us to savor the moment because it's just so nice. Ask me out, I dare you.

uisghejack is my major partner and we have similar taste in people. We make an incredible team.

I'm looking for a lover, as far as the accepted meaning of the word goes. Someone to date and fool around with. I can't abide casual sex; the emptiness of my gonads does little to mitigate the emptiness of the experience. I'd love a gf/bf situation that goes nowhere, or an fwb with emphasis on the f. Currently taking applications
What I’m doing with my life
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The first things people usually notice about me
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I have really kind eyes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'm really big on touch. My body needs it like air. it's not a sexual thing, though the two needs can be mixed. I'm learning how not to be shy about it.

I dig deep into people. I love strongly and quickly and I try to surround myself with the sort of folk my intensity feeds rather than leeches from. Those people are a part of who I am and no less a need than the food I eat.

Can't do without the woods, and the mountains. They hold my heart.

Certain parts of me are alive when I travel. I am nomadic to some degree.

I have a powerful need to be understood, and I make it my hobby and passion to understand others.

Self-expression is paramount to my sanity. I express through dance, song--music of any kind--and through projects and ideas. I write children's stories when they are inside my head and need to come out.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How concepts like "racist" and "sexist" are outdated to the point of being harmful in discourse in Seattle and like progressive places.

I think a lot about what my disabilities cause me to miss and how to cope with that. I think a lot about what what I can change in my head and what must be coped with.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I cry a lot. I laugh a lot, too.

Sometimes when the chemistry is there, I don't make a move because I'm afraid the intimacy will force the relationship to move too fast, trading the chemistry that I really enjoyed for physical satisfaction that doesn't last. I have my insecurities.

You should message me if
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I like connections. show me who you are and I'll date the hell out of you.