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20 M Leicester, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Jan 7
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Working on two-year college
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Don't mind the name - I just chose something irrelevant that couldn't be traced back to me.

Jesus, I still have an OkCupid account? I guess I thought it would up and disappear if I didn't touch it for a long while. Kind of like snow. Except snow is actually pretty.

This site is an awful place to meet people, so you should probably consider getting while the getting's good.

If you're actually considering messaging me for whatever reason, maybe we can play videogames or something. I don't know what you're into, but that's my thing.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm hoping to join the Police Force when I'm the correct age, which is around 25 I believe. Until then, I'm simply getting work experience.

I have depressingly average GCSEs, a Level 3 Certificate, Extended Certificate and Diploma in Uniformed Public Services and an NPLQ (National Pool Lifeguard Qualification).

I recently had a job as a Pool Lifeguard over in the far reaches of Dorset, but quit due to my sorry ass not being able to handle the distance from home and other pathetic excuses like that.
I’m really good at
Puzzle games.
The first things people usually notice about me
- My average/less-than-average looks
- My poor dress sense
- My irritating voice
- My abrasiveness
- My insensitivty
- My lack of social skills
And then they choose to talk to somebody else.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Oh boy. Well, according to my jammed bookshelf, I quite like the following authors:
- Steven King
- Darren Shan
- Justin Somper
- Derek Landy
- J.K. Rowling
- Nick Arnold
- Rosemarie Jarski
- J. R. R. Tolkien
I really ought to branch out from just reading everything by these authors, but I find I don't make much time for reading these days.

For movies, I, uh... Don't watch a lot of them.
The only movies I can remember off the top of my head are:
- Con Air
- The Star Wars Trilogy
- Lord of the Rings Trilogy (but the books come first)
- The Hobbit (already read the book, know how it's going to end)

Shows? I don't really watch much either.
- Star Trek: Voyager (and also TNG and DS9)
- Takeshi's Castle
Uh... I wanted to start watching The Walking Dead, too.

For music, I have somewhat strange tastes. In order from best to worst, here are my favourite genres.
- Classical/Orchestral
- Classic Rock (80's, 70's)
- Jazz/Swing
- Various videogame music
- And I guess Big Band stuff that you might find in the Fallout games

Food? Well... I guess I like pretty much everything except salads, mayonnaise, curry and... Meh. I can cook most of what I like.

If this thing included Video Games, I'd have a lot more to put here.
The six things I could never do without
My computer.
My books.
My consoles.
Dark humour.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The future of this grassy rock we call "Earth", perverse things that I quickly eradicate from my mind, where I'm headed in life, whether feminism is really about equality, my loneliness and how I probably deserve it, the kids I won't have, why I'm so unemotional, why I'm such a piece of brooding shit.
On a typical Friday night I am
At home.

Did you expect better?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a hopeless loser for many a subject. Star Wars, Star Trek, Fallout, Oddworld, D&D, pastel Equines... Yeah, I guess I'm pretty much at the bottom of the food chain.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–22
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
You really think I'm worth the effort.
Or maybe if you're bored, I don't know.