I have absolutely no clue what I'm doing here. I expect nothing to come from this. Hell, I'm not sure why I'm even typing out this fucking thing. I'm pretty sure I only signed up out of boredom. My chances are somewhere around 5%, seeing as I have barely any redeeming qualities whatsover, other than my plethora of confidence that you can clearly see from all the self-loathing and self-depreciating humour littered everywhere in my profile.
In case it eluded you, that was a joke. I have no confidence, no style, no class, no hope, and I'm surprised you're even reading this fucking waste of text. Perhaps you wanted to feel better about yourself? Fine by me, happy to help.
My positive qualities include:
- Honesty (to a fault)
- Unquestionable Loyalty to the right party
And that's about it, if you can even call those positive.
My negative qualities include:
- Lack of empathy
- Absence of self-confidence
- Prudishness (overt)
- Perverseness (covert)
- Quickness to anger
- You know what let's just leave it there, this could go on
So as you can see, you should probably straight-up ignore me and go find someone that isn't a whiny late teen. I'd probably only mock you for talking to me, anyway.