Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Don't mind the name - I just chose something irrelevant that
couldn't be traced back to me.
Jesus, I still have an OkCupid account? I guess I thought it would
up and disappear if I didn't touch it for a long while. Kind of
like snow. Except snow is actually pretty.
This site is an awful place to meet people, so you should probably
consider getting while the getting's good.
If you're actually considering messaging me for whatever reason,
maybe we can play videogames or something. I don't know what you're
into, but that's my thing.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm hoping to join the Police Force when I'm the correct age, which
is around 25 I believe. Until then, I'm simply getting work
I have depressingly average GCSEs, a Level 3 Certificate, Extended
Certificate and Diploma in Uniformed Public Services and an NPLQ
(National Pool Lifeguard Qualification).
I recently had a job as a Pool Lifeguard over in the far reaches of
Dorset, but quit due to my sorry ass not being able to handle the
distance from home and other pathetic excuses like that.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
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- My average/less-than-average looks
- My poor dress sense
- My irritating voice
- My abrasiveness
- My insensitivty
- My lack of social skills
And then they choose to talk to somebody else.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Oh boy. Well, according to my jammed bookshelf, I quite like the
- Stephen King
- Darren Shan
- Justin Somper
- Derek Landy
- J.K. Rowling
- Nick Arnold
- Rosemarie Jarski
- J. R. R. Tolkien
I really ought to branch out from just reading everything by these
authors, but I find I don't make much time for reading these
For movies, I, uh... Don't watch a lot of them.
The only movies I can remember off the top of my head are:
- Con Air
- The Star Wars Trilogy
- Lord of the Rings Trilogy (but the books come first)
- The Hobbit (already read the book, know how it's going to
Shows? I don't really watch much either.
- Star Trek: Voyager (and also TNG and DS9)
- Takeshi's Castle
Uh... I wanted to start watching The Walking Dead, too.
For music, I have somewhat strange tastes. In order from best to
worst, here are my favourite genres.
- Classic Rock (80's, 70's)
- Various videogame music
- And I guess Big Band stuff that you might find in the Fallout
Food? Well... I guess I like pretty much everything except salads,
mayonnaise, curry and... Meh. I can cook most of what I like.
If this thing included Video Games, I'd have a lot more to put
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future of this grassy rock we call "Earth", perverse things
that I quickly eradicate from my mind, where I'm headed in life,
whether feminism is really about equality, my loneliness and how I
probably deserve it, the kids I won't have, why I'm so unemotional,
why I'm such a piece of brooding shit.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Did you expect better?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a hopeless loser for many a subject. Star Wars, Star Trek,
Fallout, Oddworld, D&D, pastel Equines... Yeah, I guess I'm
pretty much at the bottom of the food chain.
You should message me if
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You really think I'm worth the effort.
Or maybe if you're bored, I don't know.
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