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21 Leicester, UK Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18-22
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Oct 2
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Average build
Agnosticism but it’s not important
Working on Two-year college
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
Has dogs
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat), C++ (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Don't mind the name - I just chose something irrelevant that couldn't be traced back to me.

Jesus, I still have an OkCupid account? I guess I thought it would up and disappear if I didn't touch it for a long while. Kind of like snow. Except snow is actually pretty.

This site is an awful place to meet people, so you should probably consider getting while the getting's good.

If you're actually considering messaging me for whatever reason, maybe we can play videogames or something. I don't know what you're into, but that's my thing.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm hoping to join the Police Force when I'm the correct age, which is around 25 I believe. Until then, I'm simply getting work experience.

I have depressingly average GCSEs, a Level 3 Certificate, Extended Certificate and Diploma in Uniformed Public Services and an NPLQ (National Pool Lifeguard Qualification).

I recently had a job as a Pool Lifeguard over in the far reaches of Dorset, but quit due to my sorry ass not being able to handle the distance from home and sharing a cabin with my control-freak of a sister.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Puzzle games. Shooting games. Rhythm games. Actually, I'll just put "most games that aren't on a mobile".
The first things people usually notice about me
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- That I don't give a shit about them.
- My poor dress sense.
- My irritating voice.
- My abrasiveness.
- My lack of empathy.
- My lack of social skills. You get the idea by now, right? It's all a bunch of self-loathing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Oh boy. Well, according to my jammed bookshelf, I quite like the following authors:
- Stephen King
- Darren Shan
- Justin Somper
- Derek Landy
- J.K. Rowling
- Nick Arnold
- Rosemarie Jarski
- J. R. R. Tolkien
I really ought to branch out from just reading everything by these authors, but I find I don't make much time for reading these days.

For movies, I, uh... Don't watch a lot of them.
The only movies I can remember off the top of my head are:
- Con Air
- The Star Wars Trilogy
- Lord of the Rings Trilogy (but the books come first)
- The Hobbit (already read the book, know how it's going to end)

Shows? I don't really watch much either.
- Star Trek: Voyager (and also TNG and DS9)
- Takeshi's Castle
- Steven Universe (recently)
Uh... I wanted to start watching The Walking Dead, too.

For music, I have somewhat strange tastes. In order from best to worst, here are my favourite genres.
- Classical/Orchestral
- Classic Rock (80's, 70's)
- Jazz/Swing
- Various videogame music
- And I guess Big Band stuff that you might find in the Fallout games

Food? Well... I guess I like pretty much everything except salads, mayonnaise, curry and... Meh. I can cook most of what I like.

I'm going to mention games, even though the section doesn't ask. Metal Gear Solid (+ Rising), TF2, Ace Attorney, Professor Layton, Advance Wars, Fallout, KoTOR, Smash Bros; Pokémon, any and every Valve game, Terraria, Civilization, Animal Crossing, Saints Row, GTA III-V, Oddworld Games, Fable, Don't Starve, Evil Genius, Cave Story, Octodad, Mount & Blade, Surgeon Simulator... Is that all of them? Probably not.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Internet connection.
Black comedy.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where the Earth is headed in the future, lewd things, my direction in life, how Tumblr became such a shithole, generic self-loathing, how I could be a better person and when the hell HL3 is going to come out.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home.

Did you expect better?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My libido is higher and more active than I'd like. I get tense and aggressive if I don't keep it in check.
You should message me if
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If you're bored, I guess.

I don't expect romance to blossom from this site, but if you feel like playing a multiplayer game sometime, hit me up, that could be cool.