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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 26-39
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 9:59am
Open relationship
5' 4" (1.63m)
Body Type
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a young ambitious woman looking to make her way in the world, and ready to take on life. Pretty open minded, understanding, and one heck of great friend to have. I work a lot, and I'm generally a pretty busy gal, but always there when needed. I'm a singer, a painter, and a vintage enthusiast.

Mae West, Liz Lemon, and Miranda Hart are my spirit animals

I'm on instagram, follow me if you desire! dinosaurdame

I love meeting new people! I love getting to know someone and having a chance to geek out over things we both enjoy. I want someone who wants to share adventures with me, try new things, socially capable, but also likes stay in cozy nights.

I do enjoy having a particular style for myself, it is indeed a passion and a part of who I am, without a doubt. I think a lot of people assume that I only want to be around people who are the same way exclusively. Which really couldn't be further from the truth, I love having friends and whatnot who love the same things I do, but as long as you like who you are and what you've got going on for yourself, I'm more into that really. Be happy you are the person you are, appreciate yourself, I'll do the same, and we can have an amazing time being awesome together.

I finally took the Keirsey Test and got Idealist Teacher ENFJ
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I've fully embraced my geekiness, the fun and snorts never stop.

Wanting new experiences, learning every day about the world and myself.

I'm also interested in getting out a lot more, I really want to go dancing, and do more karaoke, or anything else fun you want to suggest!

If it isn't terribly obvious, I'm not really an "outdoors" kind of girl. HOWEVER, I am not opposed to trying new things, especially since this is such a nature oriented region. That goes for all sorts of things really, if you have a passion for something you want to share I love learning and trying new things, so if it's something I haven't mentioned don't hesitate to tell me about what moves you!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Putting together outfits and displays, painting and drawing, singing, making people laugh, styling hair, making scrambles, and charming the pants off men. ( That last one is mostly metaphorical.)

Also, I can parallel park like a mother fucker.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My style and my hair, can't go anywhere without getting a compliment, which never ceases to amaze me, people are so sweet!

My hour glass figure. I am a curvy lady, I'm certainly proud of it too.

My dinosaur tattoo, it's epic and you will be jealous, I promise.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Phillip Pullmans Dark Materials, Louis McMaster-Bujold!!!!! She's the best the Vorkosigan saga is probably my all time favorite series, and her series The Sharing Knife is fantastic. The Year of the Hare, The Hunger Games, Harry Potter, Game of Thrones, Janet Evanovich's Stepahnie Plum series, Jim Gafagan: Dad is Fat and Food a Love Story, Amy Polar's Yes Please, Tina Fey Bossy Pants, all of David Sedaris, TERRY MOTHERFUCKIN PRATCHETT, and others I can't think of right now that I will add later, and if you have any suggestions don't hesitate!

Movies: Indiana Jones, Gone with the Wind, everything Wes Anderson, The Bird Cage, Dark Knight series, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, Some Like it Hot, Bringing Up Baby, Kill Bill, Mean Girls, Cover Girl, Holiday Inn, Hunger Games, Frozen, King's Speech, Wrist Cutters, Stranger Than Fiction, Monty Python, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Sabrina, Funny Face, Auntie Mame, Singing in the Rain, What a Way to Go, The Producers, Historical and Nature documentaries, Velvet Goldmine, Isn't She Great, For the Boys, Gypsy, Les Miserables, Lincoln, Victor Victoria, Your Highness, Mad Max Fury Road, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, anything by Miyazaki and lots more!

Shows: Arrested Development, Spartacus, Downton Abbey, Red Dwarf, Tudors, Wilfred, Game of Thrones, The IT Crowd, Shin Chan, United States of Tara, Adventure Time, Scrubs, 30 Rock, Portlandia, Futurama, Sherlock, Misfits, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Mythbusters, Madmen, Avatar the Last Air Bender, Black Books, Black Adder, A Bit of Frye and Laurie, Rupaul's Drag Race, Drag U, Little Britain, Dead Like Me, Pushing Daisies, Archer, Orange is the New Black, Bob's Burgers, Mighty Boosh, Miranda, and lots more!

Music: Queen, David Bowie, Elton John, Die Antwoord, Don't Talk to the Cops, Daft Punk, A Gun that Shoots Knives, The Clash, The Ramones, Lady Gaga, Jenny Lewis, Gogol Bordello, Beastie Boys, Andrew Sisters, Annette Hanshaw, Little Richard, Ray Charles, Chuck Berry, Buddy Holly, T rex, ABBA, Dead Kennedys, Talking Heads, The Ditty Bops, The Pippettes, Edith Piaf, Johnny Cash, Josh P. James and the Paper Planes, Larry and his Flask, The Kinks, Mates of State, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, The Aquabats, Mumford and Sons, LCD Soundsystem, Scissor Sisters, Pat Benetar, The Stooges, Hunx and his Punx, Presidents of the United States of America, Regina Spektor, The Specials, The B52s, Wanda Jackson, Mika, Weezer, and most musicals, especially Book of Mormon at the moment.

NPR: Radio Lab, Wait, wait, don't tell me, Prairie Home Companion, This American Life, The Swing Years, and all the rest of it!

Also podcasts: The Smartest Man in the World with Greg Proops, he so wonderful and if you also love this show maybe we should consider dating immediately.

Food: I would eat chirashi everyday forever, sushi rice and hunks of fish is da best!! Sushi, Mexican, Indian, and American breakfast food are my tops.

And on a food restriction note I am celiac and mostly dairy free.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Art Supplies
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Vintage clothing, cats, and sex. Wishing I knew how to make my profile funnier, for whatever reason when I'm put on the spot like this it doesn't come out as clever or amusing as I intend it to, well get in a conversation with me and I'll be more than happy to show off my witty prowess.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sometimes is table top RPG like Pathfinder or Shadowrun, or going out to shows/bars, or lazy cuddle buttz Netflix times :)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have ridiculously dainty hands.

I'm quite intimidated about messaging people first, please be kind if I make an attempt!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You can make me laugh, and want to laugh with me, appreciate the world around you, make the best of any situation. You like kinda short girls you can snuggle up with, have immature yet brilliant inside jokes with, and you want to meet someone fascinating.

I am extremely interested in being a legit third in a relationship, if you are a couple and want a relatively serious third do message me!

Funny, nerdy, sexy ladies are catching my eye right now.

Also beards and tattoos are excellent, what can I say, everyone's got their weaknesses.

Or if you are Indiana Jones, in that case lets go save history and be adorably sexy about it.