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19 Baltimore, MD Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–22
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jan 21
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Not at all
Atheism, and laughing about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from high school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Not sure what to say- I'm a bit of an enigma. Some days I'm quiet and introverted, others I'm like a hamster on coffee. I am very logical-minded yet I have several creative passions. I try to be as good a person as I can, but my wry, sarcastic demeanor makes me come across as a bit of an asshole. It's probably best that you figure me out for yourself, because I have no fucking idea.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working on losing weight, concepts for my science fiction universe, and generally trying to figure out my life from here.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Thinking too far into things, videogames, writing, worldbuilding
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm very sarcastic and have a dark sense of humor, I am a bit chubby, and I'm somewhat of a social retard thanks to Asperger's Syndrome
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Ender's Game (and sequels), Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Star Wars, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Spaceballs, anything by Spielberg

Archer, Avatar: the Last Airbender, Criminal Minds, House, Bones, Impractical Jokers, World's Dumbest

I like a lot of things, but I prefer mostly heavy metal, alternative rock, and similar

Mass Effect, XCOM, Kerbal Space program, etc.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Videogames, the internet, my dog, oxygen, food, and water
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Humanity's (likely doomed) future, ideas for my own games, politics
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing games on my PC because I've lost control of my life.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I sometimes think that my dog is the only reason I can put up with the shittiness of reality
You should message me if
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You are 20 or under, in the Baltimore area, and like intellectual conversation, political debate, and have a high tolerance for dark humor.

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