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CowsRTasty

19 Baltimore, MD Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–20
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Sep 6
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Not sure what to say- I'm a bit of an enigma. Some days I'm quiet and introverted, others I'm like a hamster on coffee. I am very logical-minded yet I have several creative passions. I try to be as good a person as I can, but my wry, sarcastic demeanor makes me come across as a bit of an asshole. It's probably best that you figure me out for yourself, because I have no fucking idea.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Attending UMBC
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Thinking too far into things, videogames, writing, worldbuilding
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm very sarcastic and have a dark sense of humor, I am a bit chubby, and I'm somewhat of a social retard thanks to Asperger's Syndrome
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Inheritance (aka Eragon) Series

Movies:
Star Wars, anything by Spielberg

TV:
Archer, Avatar: the Last Airbender, Sonic SatAM, Impractical Jokers, World's Dumbest

Music:
I like a lot of things, but I prefer mostly heavy metal, alternative rock, and similar

Games:
Sonic the Hedgehog, Mass Effect, Assassin's Creed, Minecraft, TF2, Kerbal Space program, etc.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Videogames, the internet, my dog, oxygen, food, and water
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Humanity's (likely doomed) future, ideas for my own games, politics
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing on my 360 or laptop
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I sometimes think that my dog is the only reason I can put up with the shittiness of reality
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are 20 or under, in the Baltimore area, and like intellectual conversation