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Coyer

26 M Santa Monica, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:34pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
R: Alright… what’s my self-summary?
M: what does that mean?
R: like a summary… how would you describe me?
M: I don’t know. You’re a chiller.
W: Yeah—duhhh.
R: Seriously? I have to say “chiller?”
M: what’s wrong with “chiller?” You ARE a chiller.
R: Yeah but… out of context it’s gonna sound like I hang out with the most bro-ass dudes, now.
W: Oh, yeah… maybe. Just change it to something else.
R: I can’t. He already said it. It’s down now.
M: You’re seriously writing everything?
R: Yeah, that’s what I said.
W: Ssssssssssssiiiq.
M: This sucks. Now I have to edit myself.
R: No, dude. That’s the point.
W: Can we read it when we’re done?
R: Sure.
W: Awwwesome… what were we talking about again?
R: I don’t even remember… “Self-summary”
M: You’re a chiller… that SUMS it.
R: Fine. Jesus. Can you at least explain what a ‘chiller’ is then?
W: Yeah, you know… you’re like… Laid back, easy to hang with. Chwahh. (??)
M: And you’re funny, annnnnnnnnd easy to talk to about shit. Plus, we can watch Netflix all day.
W: --and jucrunzzi.
R: Aw. Thanks guys. Next we have…
What I’m doing with my life
R: What am I doing with my life?
W: You’re a writer.
R: Yeah. Screenwriter.
W: Yeah, that’s what I meant.
M: Don’t you have something getting made?
R: What?? No—or well.. I mean, it’s in the works, but these kinds of things always fall through.
W: Naw, dude. You’ll make it. There’s like no doubt in my mind it's gonna be successful.
R: Heh… Well, I’ll keep trying at the very least. Next is…
I’m really good at
R: …What am I really good at?
W: uhh—
M: --Chilling.
R: (sigh) noted. Thank you.
W: You’re good at writing, and like board games and shit.
M: You’re also good at talking to chicks at parties.
R: Uhh... I guess, though I don’t think I’d be here if that were the case.
M: Yeah—wait. Why are you on here?
R: Because we keep going to parties and meeting people and they suuuuck. Why not just scope ‘em out before even talking to them. Plus… whatever. I’ll try it.
W: I did one of these too, for a while.
M: Holy shit. Yeah, you did.
R: Why’d you stop again?
W: I don’t know. I got grinder… way easier.
R: But you don’t get dates on grinder, do you?
W: No, you just fuck chesty dudes. It’s the best.
M: Were there no chesty dudes on Okcupid?
W: Not enough.
R: Well, luckily I’m not really looking for dudes, so...
W: If only there was a grinder for like JUST hot dads.
M: Yeah, it’s called Wholefoods.
R: Wait, what the fuck are we talking about? This is supposed to be my profile.
W: Oh shit! Whoops.
M: What was the question again?
R: Doesn’t matter… let’s just go to the next one.
The first things people usually notice about me
R: What’s the first thing people usually notice about me?
M: Your beards.
R: My ‘beards,’ multiple?
M: …
W: You have nice eyes. The girls in our group say you do.
R: …Are you coming on to me?
W: What? Ew. No.
R: You can’t say “Ew,” about me in my own profile.
W: Cwhaa ((??)). Whoops. Derr ((??)).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
R: What are my favorite books, music, movies, tv shows and food?
M: How the fuck are we supposed to know?
R: Alright, wait. This one, I can handle. Books?... I guess I’m kind of a graphic novel guy.
M: You loaned me Y: The Last Man, that was pretty good.
R: Yeah… Hmmm.. but real book-wise?... God, I don’t know… I feel like I’ve started a lot, but they all just sucked. What was the last good thing I read?... World War Z? God—I sound like such a geek. Comics and zombies? Ugh!
W: …You work at a Barnes & Nobles.
R: I know. I’m terrible.
M: Whatever. Fuck books. Let’s do music. Third Eye Blind.
R: Third Eye Blind: of course, my first band. Umm… quickly ranting… Modest Mouse, At the Drive In, Cursive, Bright Eyes, Blood Brothers, Why?, Baths of course…
W: Derr.
R: Ummm, I’m digging Braids a lot right now. Also a lot of atmospheric roadtrip stuff… chill-wave electronica. I guess mostly indie stuff though.
M: What about Yes Means No?
R: Oh God… yeah, sure.
M: What?? You guys were awesome. I still listen to you guys sometimes.
R: Thanks, dude.
W: What’s the next question?
M: We still have to do movies.
W: Oh yeah.
R: Well, first obviously… Misery. Kathy Bates kills it. But I don’t know… I like a lot of movies… from art house to mainstream stuff, minus transformers.
M: Minus the Bear.
R: Yes, great. Not a movie, but still great. TV shows… well, Breaking Bad, duh… Umm, Sherlock, Downton Abbey, Luther… Shameless… uh..
W: Buffy.
R: Eh… sure, I guess.
W: What?? You didn’t like Buffy??
R: No, I it was good… I’m just not sure I liked it as much as you guys. There were some great episodes, but a LOT of filler between them.
M: Dude… ‘The Body??’ Fucking awesome.
R: Fine. Yes. You’re right. Buffy.
M: Naw, don’t put it if you don’t want to. Fuuck you.
R: Annnnnnyway. Food. Ummm… I like to eat it--I don’t know. Food’s food. I eat everything… I guess Asian tends to be the best.
W: Chesty Asian dads… fuuuuck yeah.
M: Jesus, dude.
The six things I could never do without
R: Next… What are six things I can never do without?
M: Hot chicks.
R: God damn you. That’s not—no.
M: What? I mean like to look at.
R: I know what you mean. That’s not good for a dating profile.
M: Fine, how about to kiss?
R: Sure. Fine. #1: Hot chicks to kiss. #2:…?
W: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhiPhone.
R: It’s not shallow to have my iphone be one of the six things I could never live without?
W: Fuck no, dude. iPhones are the best!
R: I’ve only had one for like a month.
W: Yeah, and how much better is your life now? Without that blackberry garbage.
R: Alright… good point. iPhone. Number 3:… Instruments for writing. Or, just anything to write with. Number 4--
M: --The love of a breathing child.
W: Christ, Mario. Dark.
R: Uh… Dogs.. ‘Cause dogs are the best.
W: How many is that? 5?
R: Yeah… I think so. So last but not least… my friends.
W/M: Dawwwww. Sweet. What’s next?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
R: What do I spend a lot of time thinking about?
M: Skyrim.
W: Duuuuude. Skyrim.
R: ...Skyrim.
On a typical Friday night I am
R: On a typical Friday Night, I am…
W: Netflix.
M: Kissing.
W: Tweeting about Jucrunzzis.
M: Tweeting about Tweeting.
R: Alright… wow. Lot of good answers. But yeah… chances are, I’m either hanging with our friends or off writing somewhere. Maybe taking in a movie either in a theater or yes, via the Netflix. Sweet. Got it. Next is…
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
R: What is the most private thing I’m willing to admit about myself… hmmm……..
M: Didn’t you once like have sex with some girl in the back of your dad’s store?
R: Seriously?! THAT’S what we’re going to lead with?
W: Ugh. Yeah… it’s not even an embarrassing thing. It’s just an inappropriate one.
M: Fine. Uhh…
R: Nope. That’s it now. Great. Moving on…
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–24
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
R: …You should Message me if…?
M: They want to date? I don’t get it… why the hell else would someone message you?
R: No. no. People put parameters like… if you’re not the kind of guy who gets scared of whales and stuff—I don’t know.
W: How about: You should message me if… you’re excited for your life to get waaaaay better.
R: How about: You should message me if you’d ever like to join a conversation like this one… or better yet, start our own? Smiley face.
W: ooooh.. That’s classy. Nice.
M: Suave, dude.
R: Well… we’ll see if it works.