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CptZachSparrow

25 M Austin, TX

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:23am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Native American, White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Taurus
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Hospitality
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Okay), Spanish (Okay), Italian (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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My name is Zach, I'm a musician turned chef. I used to sing and play harmonica in various rock and blues bands throughout high school and then some. I'm a classically trained chef and I absolutely love everything about cooking and really just food in general. I'm a hopeless romantic. I'm a lover, not a fighter. I'm probably the most laid back person you'll ever meet. Like any other guy in his 20s, I love comics and video games, and I have absolutely no shame about it. I try to stay active and in at least decent shape, I love doing yoga, and eat as healthy as possible (but I do love me some pork belly or foie gras every now and then haha). I'm not the smartest guy in the world, but I know a thing or two about a thing or two. I absolutely adore the arts. Whether it's a painting, a play, or an opera, I love it all. I try to dress well, smell good, and stay as well groomed as I can ( I gotta look good for all you ladies haha ). I have so many obscure and various interests, to list them all here would be impossible. Besides, I gotta keep a few dirty secrets and guilty pleasures all to myself. Part of the fun of getting to know someone is to find out new things about them everyday. But, if there's anything else you'd like to know, I'm an open book. All you have to do is ask!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Eating.
Cooking.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking.
Singing.
Eating.
Harmonica.
Wearing a suit.
Kissing.
Dancing.
Sex.
Crooning.
Useless trivia.
Growing a beard in 3 days.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My beard.
I'm usually eating something or complaining that I'm hungry.
That I'm usually well dressed.
I smell good.
I'm EXTREMELY laid back.
I say dude a lot (I grew up on the West Coast in the early 90s I can't help it).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books- The Modernist Cuisine, Le Guide Culinaire, Kitchen Confidential, The Flavor Bible, Momofuku, various other cookbooks, Marvel Comics.

Music- My favorite band since I was 12 years old has been Aerosmith. They got me into Blues, Jazz, and Funk, really just into music in general. But I also love: Led Zeppelin, Beck, James Brown, David Bowie, Tchaikovsky, Tom Waits, The White Stripes (anything with Jack White really), T. Rex, Robert Johnson, Son House, B.B. King, John Lee Hooker, Muddy Waters, Buddy Guy, Frank Sinatra, Tony Bennet, Nat King Cole, Ella Fitzgerald, Etta James, Peggy Lee, Oscar Peterson, Louis Armstrong, Dean Martin, Sammy Davis Jr., Miles Davis, Sonny Rollins, Charlie Mingus, John Coltrane, Johnny Cash, Beethoven, Chopin, Mozart, Mos Def, Talib Kweli, The Roots, A Tribe Called Quest, Nujabes, Wu Tang Clan, Ravi Shankar, Prince, and so on...

Movies- My favorite movie of all time is Wayne's World, I'm absolutely serious. It's been my favorite since I was 3 years old (it explains a lot). Some other favorites include: Almost Famous, The Last Samurai, The Dark Knight Trilogy, All of the new Marvel Movies, The Pirates movies (minus the fourth one), I'm a sucker for Hiest (The Italian Job, The Ocean's movies, ect.) and Godzilla movies, the original Star Wars trilogy, basically all Tarantino, Rodriguez (minus the Spy Kids movies), and Miyazaki movies, I'm a huge James Bond fan, Inception, Se7en, Memento, shitty B-Movies, Fight Club, I could go on forever...

TV- The Venture Bros., No Reservations, Iron Chef, Iron Chef: America, Chopped, anything on Food Network really, Dexter, Breaking Bad, Adventure Time, Futurama, The Simpsons, Cowboy Bebop, Trigun, Samurai Champloo, Game of Thrones, It's Always Sunny, White Collar, Entourage, The I.T. Crowd, Community, Parks and Rec, New Girl, SNL, 30 Rock...

Food- Anything. All of it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Food.
Cooking.
Music.
Friends.
Physical Fitness.
Sex.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Food.
Cooking.
Music.
My future.
My final meal.
New recipes.
Sex.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Cooking.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I never learned how to write in cursive.
In High School (and a little bit afterwards), I used to dress like Steven Tyler.
I'm a HUGE closet nerd.
Redheads are my ultimate weakness.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You feel like it.
You want me to cook you dinner.
You like to get dressed up and go for a night on the town.
You would like to be serenaded.
You look like a real-life Jessica Rabbit or Daphne from Scooby-Doo. Haha.
You're not a picky eater.