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Cpt_Boots

29 Cincinnati, OH Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 4:46pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Technology
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a stand up comedian and writer trying to get along in the world while working in IT for a local arm of a large unnamed business.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work doing Tech Support for an awesome company.

I am a local Stand up comic. Also a Writer on my own time and dime.

I travel a lot but not usually for extended periods of time. I am a transplant from eastern Kentucky (MSU) it took me a while to get used to Cincinnati but once I got to know the creative scenes here I came to understand it as a good place to be for five or seven years.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
working with my hands, problem solving, out of the box thinking, and general adventure.

I'm good at having a good time, putting reality in a box for a while. Though I can also immerse myself deep in whatever situations need dealt with as well.

I have a lot of technical skills, as well as an aptitude for learning. And deep thirst for knowledge.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I enjoy Doctor Who(prefer the classic), Castle, Firefly, Columbo, How I met your mother (the show, I've never met your mother.), Weeds (was better in the beginning), Breaking Bad, Walking Dead, The Office, Red Dwarf, All of the Star Treks, Dexter, Arrested Development. Wilfred, 666 park avenue, Lost, Smallville, Arrow, Flash(90's and new), and Constantine.

I like to listen to Andrew Jackson Jihad, Old Crow Medicine Show, Childish Gambino, Mumford and sons, Champagne Champagne, Weezer, Johnny Cash, Bob Dylan, Third Eye Blind, System of a Down, Tool, Drop Kick Murphies, Flobots, Immortal technique, Modest Mouse, Linkin Park, Parliment, Red Hot Chili peppers, Foo Fighters, Public enemy, The White Stripes, Vampire Weekend, Wolf Mother, The beetles, The Doors.

My favorite local bands are kid stardust ( kid stardust music on SoundCloud) and Phoul Phill andt guill (also on SoundCloud).

My favorite comedians - most influential towards my own comedy - are Demetri Martin and Mitch Hedburg. But I wish to god I had the energy to be a Carlin or Bill Hicks.

I enjoy reading Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Philip K. Dick, Oscar Wilde, Mark twain, Stephen King, Dean Koontz (Tick Tock, Odd Thomas), A song of fire and Ice, The Walking Dead comics, Green Arrow, The Flash.. I like DC comics and cartoons, and Marvel movies essentially.Technical encyclopedias, and other books of pure knowledge. I've started a regimen of interjecting classic non-fiction such as political philosophy of Aristotle or Fredrich Engals and Karl Marx, The meditations of Marcus Aurelius... I find it rewarding, and separate enough from most fiction I read to read simultaneously.

I like to get my news from Democracy Now, and NPR - I love the Diane Rhem show. Also I browse News.google.com pretty much as long as Rupert Murdoch didn't produce it I want to read about it. I use reddit for quick interesting articles when it serves it's purpose as well.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
0.A Stage with a Mic and crowd.
1.Internet Access
2. my fully loaded Nook. Or a physical library.
3. A way to write
4. Beer
5.food
6.Friends.
7.Fuck your rules!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life, humanity, society. I think about the nature of comedy. I'm a writer by way of school and a comedian by way of passion. Occasionally one of those analyses the other.

And SOCIALISM muwahahaha.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Anything can happen on a Friday. Either a comedy show or I'm up for anything.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The whole comedian thing. I've also mentioned it a lot... comedians though put their inside voice on the outside and their outside voice... it gets a turn I'm sure.
You should message me if
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you are into science, or maybe politics, philosophy, or art.. history perhaps? If you have a mind and aren't afraid to use it, or share it with someone else. Let me know, let's get to know each other. Maybe we'll have a great time, maybe we'll be just fine with that.