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CptainAwsome

27 Tucson, AZ Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 22–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

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Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Leo
Education
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Updated: 10/20/2014

“Ok, sure…I will admit that spending eight hours on your feet can be tough…but you’re wearing flip flops, shorts, and a t-shirt! It can’t be that awful,” I said to my friend. I kept thinking the show is just a few minutes away, we MUST stay. So what if we spent the majority of the day walking from hall to hall, paving a trail from one sweaty nerd to another? Nothing, and I mean nothing, coming from my pals mouth would convince me to retreat back to the car.

“I know we have been standing here for at least two hours, and we have seen a few people buckle under the pressure, but MAN UP! Also, I will buy you the beer of beers at Noble’s Tasting Room after the band plays.” My friend nodded in agreement. I silently thought to myself, “throwing in the beer was an excellent convincing point! Plus I really love that place.”

As my friend continued to express his shallow tolerance for standing, my excitement grew. Hell, how often do people get the chance to see one of their child hood favorites perform live? “Just a few more minutes, just a few more.” It sure was getting warm in this sea of fellow geeks, but I had already convinced myself that we had gone this far, no turning back. Immediately a flash of King Leonidas appeared in my brain yelling those infamous words, “THIS IS SPARTA!” Five minutes grew into ten minutes, and ten minutes into fifteen.

I could see in my buddy’s face the pure rage accumulating towards my intent to stay. His face dropped, fist clinched, and his intent to persuade me was obvious. He tapped me on the shoulder to affirm my attention and began speaking, “Look we have been on our fee…” Immediately his voice was cut off by the host, “Ladies and gentleman, the moment you all have been waiting for please welcome…(I left a picture in my profile that gives away the band).”

That weekend was incredibly fun and hit on so many things that are important to me in life. Whether it came down to enjoying a slew of ice cold beers at several fantastic breweries, or getting lost in down town Anaheim, only to discover the best damn ramen house on the west coast, my friends make all the difference in the world to me. I am the type of person that will drop everything I am doing to help come rescue a comrade from a scorpion, drive when everyone else is the designated drunk, or occasionally go couch running for a weekend move (photographic proof is available, no couches were harmed).

I am huge fan of weekend road trips and shall never turn down an adventure. Although I do tend to use the word “adventure” when I am lost. This would explain my various trips to California, and not Flagstaff. I enjoy the little things in life such as the sound of "quite" rippling atop of a tough hike, a beer that has the aroma of an orange peel, a lemon, and floral notes that make your taste buds scream during a Tucson summer day, or a delicious meal in the presence of excellent company. No matter what, I am always keeping my glass half full (because being miserable is pointless!).

My personality is 100% serious when serious things come up, and 99.9% goofy and myself the other times (.01% goes to mystery!). If you're currently looking for someone that likes to laugh at really bad jokes, enjoys submerging themselves into fun situations, and is really easy to talk to, let's talk.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am rescuing my bosses sanity one journal entry at a time… I currently have a excellent job in the financial department of a wonderful non-profit agency. The job itself may seem boring to the unsuspecting eye, but it’s non-stop puzzle solving each and every day. I enjoy puzzles.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am exceptional at folding in poker to all my friends. No seriously, you don’t get the nickname “Laundry Mat,” for nothing. I also am very good at consuming ice cold, amazingly refreshing, hoppy beer on a Friday night, while making my best friend laugh at something wildly average.

You will never want to challenge me to bowling, especially in the dark, under cosmic lights. That is my arena of arenas! I am calling it right now, best granny shot this side of the Mississippi… Don’t believe me? Challenges are welcome.

In addition to all those life facts above, I am very good at sticking to plans, being there when it counts, and trying new hole in the wall restaurants on a Friday/Saturday night. Sometimes those places end up being the best!
The first things people usually notice about me
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My snappy wit doesn’t quite fit with my physical “ginger” attributes. I say, "Ha, people think gingers are introverts...."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I am definitely a movie fiend. I believe the Lonely Island referred to Michael Bolton and I as a "Cin-e-file" in the song “Jack Sparrow.” I really enjoy a film that can capture my imagination or plunge me into a plot line that keeps me guessing like my favorite movie “The Departed.” I am also a big sucker for feel-good flicks such as “Silver Linings Playbook.” I dare you to watch that and not smile at the end. If you’re looking for someone to accompany you to a film, sign me up. Nothing beats hot buttery popcorn, in a cool, dark room on a Arizona night.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I could never do without the look on my mother’s and sister’s face when I surprised them last Christmas by coming home to Oregon. I could also never do without the need/desire to look for the positive in bad situations throughout life. Laughter. Movies that leave me walking out of a theater smiling from ear to ear. Conversations with my friends that last hours past a full moon. The sensational smell of peppers, onions, and beef sizzling on a plate surrounded by excellent company.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
When will the Jets go to the super bowl again (one can dream)?

Why do people hate the movie "Kung Pow?"

Where will my next weekend road trip take me? Perhaps somewhere new? Or maybe it’s time to revisit that location again. Decisions decisions…

How will I convince one of my best friends that I am not coming to California for his Halloween party, but then show up with a sweet costume, that no one will recognize me in until the big reveal happens? It will be like 2010 all over again!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Shedding the office clothes, hitting a hot shower, and throwing on a good pair of jeans and a shirt. I’ll make my way to the east side of Tucson and find myself at the Maverick where my best friend, cold drinks, and dance lessons await! Yes, I am learning, and God forbid I am going to get good!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I sadly, for better or worse, don't discriminate genres of music. This even includes trash pop...which I secretly love. Not so much of a secret now.
You should message me if
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The type of woman I am attracted to tends to be lighthearted, passionate, intelligent, and can hold her own in a conversation that goes beyond last nights “E!” news (Not that there is anything wrong with that, but I want substance!). She can be comfortable being herself while having a great time doing it. If that sounds like you, shoot me a message, and let’s chat some more…