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CptnNerdyPants

27 M Madison, WI

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:41pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Retired
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Afrikaans (Poorly), Gujarati (Poorly), LISP (Fluently), Tamil (Okay)

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My self-summary
I'm from Rockford IL. Try not to hold that against me.

Things I like:
- Graphic Novels
- Marvel/DC Universe
- Video Games
- Bacon
- LOTR / Firefly marathons
- Disney Movies (Frozen and Emperors New Groove FTW)
- Bicycling
- Fans

Things I don't like:
- People who take my profile seriously.
- Bananas (the smell makes me gag)

Time for a poem:
Roses are red.
Bacon..is also red.
Fuck poems are hard.
Bacon.

I'M HERE BECAUSE really no reason really. It'd be pretty cool to have someone to cuddle up with on the couch and be potatoes. You know, all starchy. Adventures and all that snazzy jazz is funner when you have someone to pick brains with, so there's that. I've been single so long I don't even think I remember how to flirt or do the dating thing lol.

I've been working in manufacturing for ten years, some local fabrication shops and some fortune 500. That being said, we're a different kind of people. I swear like a drunken sailor and I have a fucked up sense of humor.

If you're not looking for someone who's weird as fuck and off the wall goofy, go back to the sand box you came from. I'm loyal as a dog, weird as the criminally insane and GOD DAMNIT I REALLY WOULD LIKE TO OWN A LLAMA.
What I’m doing with my life
- Making miracles happen. Just the other day I saw a boy tell his parents he wished he was Batman, so I shot both of his parents in front of him. Now we wait....

- Gathering resources for the development of a game where you can beat whores. The game will start off like GTA where you have to run around and catch them, throw them in the trunk of your car and bring them back to your lair. There will be points award for creativity which you can spend on better "fucking that bitch up" equipment. Like cookie sheets.
I’m really good at
Making breakfast.
Sometimes burning breakfast.
Back massages.
Sometimes burning bac......ruining...back massages.
Computer diagnostics. Nothing says hello ladies like being able to diagnose a random driver malfunction amirite?
The first things people usually notice about me
Blue eyes...that are kind of grey...
Body art
My swagger walk. I really hate the word swag but it's so fun.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Unless you're really bored, I would skip this, it's pretty long.

I'm a movie buff. I could go on listing movies all night and it'd break OKC's servers.
Movies: Labyrinth, Secret of the Nimh, Legend (Tim Curry FTW), Pulp Fiction, Boondock Saints, Short Circuit 1 and 2, most if not all Marvel movies, Serenity, Goodfellas, Gladiator, V for Vendetta, Jurassic Park 1 (didn't care for the other 2). Scott Pilgrim vs. The World (only a true geek loves this movie!) , Ghost, Any of the old school slasher/horror movies, Rocky Horror Picture Show, almost anything by Mel Brooks..Dracula Dead and Loving it is still one of the best comedies ever...Aeon Flux (mostly cause they followed the show pretty good, the movie was based off "A Last Time for Everything" from season 1 of the tv series) anything by Stanley Kubrick (The Shining, A Clockwork Orange, Dr. Strangelove), Hell...I even own the Notebook, Heat, Righteous Kill, Scarface, Goodfellas,

Shows: Firefly, Castle, Archer, Sons of Anarchy, That 70's show, Justified, Breaking Bad many more awesomeness.

Music:

Before I say anything, if you don't like The Righteous Brothers, you need to reevaluate what you're doing with your life.

5-22-2014 - I just discovered Ludovico Einaudi...and fuck everything else right now because this is the shit.

Metal/Rock: Amon Amarth, Birthday Massacre, Death, The Browning, Kamelot, In Flames, White Zombie, Karnivool, Myrath, Hammerfall, Led Zepplin, Nightwish, Tarot, Fear Factory, Scorpions, Pink Floyd, Van Halen, Journey, Amaranthe, Gorjira, Seven Dust, Iced Earth, Blind Guardian, Demons & Wizards, Sons of Liberty, Clutch, Deftones, Evergrey, Firewind, Gothminister, Mastadon, Queensryche, Savatage, Scar Symmetry, Sirenia, Mortemia, Tristania, Staind, Texas Hippie Coalition, Therion, Xandria, Pretty much all the old classics as well. Alestorm, Amorphis, Black Label Society, Chimaira, Crematory, Devil Driver, Dimmu Borgir, Dream Evil, Gotthard, Kalmah, Kreator, Korn, Mercenary, Moonspell, Northern Kings, Riverside, Seven Mary Three, Skinlab,

Dance/Techno/DubstepSkrillex, The Crystal Method, D-Devils, Knife Party, Swedish House Mafia, Real Mcoy, most of all dubstep, Synesthesia, Blackmill, Sounds From The Ground, Pendulum

Food: Sushi, Italian, Mexican, Balogna, Bacon, Cheese with bacon, BLT with extra bacon, Corned Beef n Cabbage, blood of a sacrificed llama
The six things I could never do without
1) Bacon
2) ....there isn't anything else as important that isn't fucking obvious.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why I waste so much time on this site...and why ladies all of a sudden have this undying passion to have mustaches...seriously...take steroids...
On a typical Friday night I am
40% of the time I'm strolling through IMGUR, 30% reading OKC, 30% shoving food in my mouth.

Summer: frisbee golf, running around naked, cook outs, video games, Lan Parties, biking around Madison's trails, trap shooting.

Winter: Under the covers

HIGH AS FUCK ON OXY. TRIPPING BALLS ON MUSHROOMS. DOING COKE RUNS WITH THE PERSIAN MAFIA AND OTHER LIFE THREATENING ACTIVITIES LIKE RUNNING NAKED THROUGH A GROUP OF FEMINISM NAZI BITCHES.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Seriously though, I'm 27 and I still watch iCarly. Fuck off.

Also, I cry every time at the end of Gladiator.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
I really have no idea why any of you people would want to.

However, if you're looking for something long term no bullshit want to wake up to breakfast in the morning, cuddles on the couch trying to finish everything that exists on Netflix/Amazon Prime and traveling to food places all over, I'm your guy.

I respond to everyone regardless how dumb they are. At least tell the person to fuck off if you don't want to talk to them. Ignoring messages makes you a douche bag. Yes, a bag of douche.