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CptnNerdyPants

27 M McFarland, WI

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Retired
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Afrikaans (Poorly), Gujarati (Poorly), LISP (Fluently), Tamil (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Due to the increase idiocy of all these new awareness challenges, I have one I would like to see become more popular. It's called, not getting pregnant by a douche who's just going to leave you before you're even legal to buy alcohol. Good luck America.

I'm originally from Rockford, IL, yes..I know...I'm a flatlander and/or as you cheeseheads like to call me, a F.I.B. Or even as an old co-worker of mine called me, half breed lol.

Do not hold that against me though, I figured I should get that out in the open from the get go :P

So about me!! YAY!! Calm the fuck down and let me spread this word butter on your earballs. I'm a super off the wall goofy son of a bitch who was 94% raised by his mother. What does that 411 mean? It means she raised me proper. Chivalry, respect and god damnit..I love thrift shopping and cooking. I've been cheated on in the past. The relevancy there is it fucking sucked being lied to. Thus I've made a change in my life where I refuse to get mad when anyone is ever honest to me just so people are more likely to be honest. I'm super forgiving with it until someone lies to me, I'll instantly write them off.

By this time you're probably like ya, ok this guy seems pretty lame. So let me help you seal my fate!

I'm a huge geek. No I'm not one of those hipsters who think "oh huehuehue I saw the x-men movie in the theaters so I'm a geek now!". Fuck no, I grew up with that shit and I still adore the same. Lord of the Rings extended edition back to back marathons are a monthly thing. If you're awesome, you know what's up. I'm preeetttyy obsessed with Batman, and no not the new shitty Christopher Nolan movies that really have nothing to do with Batman. I'm an avid gamer. I still play everything from NES to the PC. I have a TMNT wallet if that explains anything.

That sound like a turn off to you? You can fuck off and reevaluate your life choices because you're boring.

Things I love....which makes me awesomer.

- Biking. I generally go out on the Glacial Trail and see how far I can push myself to go. 35 miles has been my top so far.
- Video gaming, as I mentioned above. Really dig the RPGs mostly
- Bacon. If you're a vegan..well...no thanks. Not going to have someone lecture me on how much meat I eat.
- Disc golfing.
- Trap shooting/general shooting ranges. I also teach firearm safety and how to shoot for those who are interested. If you're an anti-gun liberal hippie, we will not work.
- Cooking, when I have someone to cook for. I'm pretty awesome at breakfast.
- Road trips
- Cuddling. Seriously.....fucking...love...cuddling.

This I don't love....

- Fail logic
- slobs
- lazy people
- ....mushrooms....bleh....if we order pizza, you're not getting mushrooms on it. No arguments period.

So what am I looking for? Something slow to start. I'd like to be best friends that slowly got closer. I sometimes take shit too fast and it's annoying. I'm the type that has no issue losing an argument, so long as the accusations are true. I'm from a generation when people used to fix things. I don't like throwing away stuff if I can fix it, that goes the same for relationships. I'm happy alone, but it's a lonely adventure. I don't have many friends up here because I'm not in school and most of my co-workers are twice my age with families. Staying in at night watching Netflix and eating pizza and cuddling just sounds awesome at this point. I'd like someone to share the ride with.
What I’m doing with my life
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Making miracles happen. I met a kid once who loved my Batman jersey and said he wished he could be Batman. So I shot both of his parents and ran off down an alley.

...Good luck kiddo....

Seriously though. I work 40+ hours a week at a pretty chill place that I'm..mostly....happy with. On the side I'm a computer diagnostics technician and work on whatever work I get.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Computers, puzzles, making breakfast, fucking breakfast up and back massages.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Generally: Facial hair, lip piercings and tattoos. For whatever reason I get a lot of hand motions in relation to my lip while driving. It's kind of amusing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Unless you're really bored, I would skip this, it's pretty long.

I'm a movie buff. I could go on listing movies all night and it'd break OKC's servers.
Movies: Labyrinth, Secret of the Nimh, Legend (Tim Curry FTW), Pulp Fiction, Boondock Saints, Short Circuit 1 and 2, most if not all Marvel movies, Serenity, Goodfellas, Gladiator, V for Vendetta, Jurassic Park 1 (didn't care for the other 2). Scott Pilgrim vs. The World (only a true geek loves this movie!) , Ghost, Any of the old school slasher/horror movies, Rocky Horror Picture Show, almost anything by Mel Brooks..Dracula Dead and Loving it is still one of the best comedies ever...Aeon Flux (mostly cause they followed the show pretty good, the movie was based off "A Last Time for Everything" from season 1 of the tv series) anything by Stanley Kubrick (The Shining, A Clockwork Orange, Dr. Strangelove), Hell...I even own the Notebook, Heat, Righteous Kill, Scarface, Goodfellas,

Shows: Firefly, Castle, Archer, Sons of Anarchy, That 70's show, Justified, Breaking Bad many more awesomeness.

Music:

Before I say anything, if you don't like The Righteous Brothers, you need to reevaluate what you're doing with your life.

5-22-2014 - I just discovered Ludovico Einaudi...and fuck everything else right now because this is the shit.

Metal/Rock: Amon Amarth, Birthday Massacre, Death, The Browning, Kamelot, In Flames, White Zombie, Karnivool, Myrath, Hammerfall, Led Zepplin, Nightwish, Tarot, Fear Factory, Scorpions, Pink Floyd, Van Halen, Journey, Amaranthe, Gorjira, Seven Dust, Iced Earth, Blind Guardian, Demons & Wizards, Sons of Liberty, Clutch, Deftones, Evergrey, Firewind, Gothminister, Mastadon, Queensryche, Savatage, Scar Symmetry, Sirenia, Mortemia, Tristania, Staind, Texas Hippie Coalition, Therion, Xandria, Pretty much all the old classics as well. Alestorm, Amorphis, Black Label Society, Chimaira, Crematory, Devil Driver, Dimmu Borgir, Dream Evil, Gotthard, Kalmah, Kreator, Korn, Mercenary, Moonspell, Northern Kings, Riverside, Seven Mary Three, Skinlab,

Dance/Techno/DubstepSkrillex, The Crystal Method, D-Devils, Knife Party, Swedish House Mafia, Real Mcoy, most of all dubstep, Synesthesia, Blackmill, Sounds From The Ground, Pendulum

Food: Sushi, Italian, Mexican, Balogna, Bacon, Cheese with bacon, BLT with extra bacon, Corned Beef n Cabbage, blood of a sacrificed llama
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Bacon
2) ....there isn't anything else as important that isn't fucking obvious.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why I waste so much time on this site. The match numbers are bogus seeing as OKC likes to dick around with numbers for experimental purposes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
40% of the time I'm strolling through IMGUR, 30% reading OKC, 30% shoving food in my mouth.

Summer: frisbee golf, running around naked, cook outs, video games, Lan Parties, biking around Madison's trails, trap shooting.

Winter: Under the covers
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Seriously though, I'm 27 and I still watch iCarly. Fuck off.

Also, I cry every time at the end of Gladiator.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–99
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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I really have no idea why any of you people would want to.

However, if you're looking for something long term no bullshit want to wake up to breakfast in the morning, cuddles on the couch trying to finish everything that exists on Netflix/Amazon Prime and traveling to food places all over, I'm your guy.

I'm a great guy to have around. I don't bullshit, lie or cheat. I'm as loyal as they come. I'm also brutally honest. So go salt your food with your tears if you can't handle people being honest.