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Crabcakeasaurus

24 F Bournemouth, UK

My Details

Last Online
Aug 10
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Asian, Middle Eastern, Black, Native American, Indian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from med school
Job
Retired
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Lithuanian (Okay), Italian (Poorly), Polish (Poorly), Russian (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello =) My name is Nicola (Nicci) I have recently moved to Bournemouth from London after an interesting and turbulently awesome time Squatting with some of the most amazing people i have had the pleasure of meeting <3<3 I moved here to live with my boyfriend (Chris) and am searching for new friends NOT partners as i'm in a mono relationship. I would say i identify as queer not bisexual but then again i am not sure on using the term queer as some LGBT people find the term "queer" as a catch-all because they consider it offensive, derisive or self-deprecating as it was used as a form of hate speech or political radicalism. I sound super serious >< but i'm still figuring out exactly where i can place myself in this crazy world! - I am pretty political tbh and i think that is why i question many things in my life and outside of it ;p I'm always trying to educate myself although most of the time what i read does not stay in my head!!! -I'm much happier in a group talking to people and sharing experiences. I have been told i am an awesome listener and easy to talk to =) I myself can be rather personal and closed which i'm working on. Talking to people who are survivors (not victims- I hate using that) Survivors who inspire me and amaze me in 100000's of different ways from one experience to the next. There really are some amazing people in the world! Of course i don't just sit around talking about negative experiences ;p I love sharing amazing glittery fantastic awesome shit toooooo!! (I also swear more then what i imagine is considered healthy)

-I'm creative as fuck! =D I love sewing and art, glitter and crayons, drawing and sketching....I seem to have this habbit of pasting crap alllllllllllll over my walls =) I'm currently adding my art to my skin and always thinking up knew ideas i will "someday" have...Also having an attempt at tattooing and constantly cutting/dying my hair! -Seriously i can't stop haha. Atm i'm attempting with ALL my effort to grow my hair out after cutting off my dreadlocks =p. I like to read...ALOT... I have also just finished pasting comic book pages all through my corridor making my very own bad-ass wallpaper ;p

I'm just ranting about anything that comes to my mind atm and am not really thinking this through much as i don't really believe you can sum yourself up in a "self summary" =p *Re-reads what i have written*... I'm not doing too great a job at this haha....

I will make some sort of crappy list in an attempt to shorten and brighten this whole thing up....

A few things that make me happy: =D
Dinosaurs
Glitter
Bin diving
Marlena (my dog) =D
Animals
Unicorns
Tattoos
piercings
Anything that glows in the dark
Ice cream
Chris
Art
Music
Chadders (my rat) =D
Gaming
Comics
Star wars

A few things that make me sad/angry: =(
Sexism
Racism
No toast or when we run out of buttery goodness for my toast
Hans
Britney spears
Animal cruelty
Homophobia
My hair being so short
Hate crime
Animal cruelty
No food in the house
homelessness
Capitalism

....Also, Why is there no Jedi option in religion?....I know it's dumb but it still makes me laugh and feel a little bit more awesome when i can claim i am in-fact a Jedi. =)
What I’m doing with my life
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Working, eating, sleeping, snoozing, gaming, reading, playing with the dogs, playing with chadders, currently addicted to Buffy the vampire slayer!! Trying not to be a slave to the system whilst still having to work within it and socialize with society....So far, so good....I think...I hope...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being sarcastic.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I would guess my tattoos...Or it seems my eyelashes...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Food: Falafal and toast
Books: Ahh, many, many, many! <3
Bands: All pigs must die, Afternoon gentlemen, CocoRosie, The knife, Crystal castles, Violent delight, Leftover crack, Grindcore and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of other shit. =D
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Marlena - My dog =)
2. My friends
3. My bike
5. Music
5. Affection
6. Books
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
World domination
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I am either out with or chilling with my friends =)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've killed a man....
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You managed to make it through to the end of my entire ranting profile....You'll get 10 brownie points!! -Honestly, I'll be very impressed!! =D