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CrackingWise

27 M Bay City, MI

My Details

Last Online
Jul 28
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, Middle Eastern, Black, Native American, Indian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), Occitan (Okay)

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My self-summary
Hi, I'm Erik.

I'm just a regular fella looking to meet a nice spambot who will link him to a free cam site. I've got some totally awesome pictures of me showing off my abs in front of a mirror, but I'm still waiting for them to develop. I'm unemployed, but I think you'll be impressed by how many $5 bills I'm able to fan out in front of me in that photo. Don't message me unless you're going to talk like "ur" and "dats rite." I ain't got time to read full words; I have reruns to watch.

For real though, my main interests are nerdy shit and improv comedy, in both of which my hard work has led to success. I've also started biking this summer, which has been pretty rad. I've gotten back into reading... well... "reading." I'm never sure what verb to use with audiobooks, as "I've gotten back into listening" just makes it sound like I'm working on being less of a terrible conversation partner.

I grew up on the east coast. I miss hills.
I’m really good at
herding cats.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
A Song of Ice and Fire. Stranger Than Fiction. Firefly/Arrested Development (you know, the important two). 90's shit. Brownies.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
whether or not I'm supposed to capitalize the first line of these entries like I'm completing the sentence. I think you'll find I never came up with a good or even a consistent answer.
On a typical Friday night I am
Watching TGIF. Oh wait that was like fifteen years ago.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
This silliness is a ruse to hide my inability to write a good dating site profile.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're funny. That shit's important.