Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi, I'm Erik.
I'm just a regular fella looking to meet a nice spambot who will
link him to a free cam site. I've got some totally awesome pictures
of me showing off my abs in front of a mirror, but I'm still
waiting for them to develop. I'm unemployed, but I think you'll be
impressed by how many $5 bills I'm able to fan out in front of me
in that photo. Don't message me unless you're going to talk like
"ur" and "dats rite." I ain't got time to read full words; I have
reruns to watch.
For real though, my main interests are nerdy shit and improv
comedy, in both of which my hard work has led to success. I've also
started biking this summer, which has been pretty rad. I've gotten
back into reading... well... "reading." I'm never sure what verb to
use with audiobooks, as "I've gotten back into listening" just
makes it sound like I'm working on being less of a terrible
I grew up on the east coast. I miss hills.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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A Song of Ice and Fire. Stranger Than Fiction. Firefly/Arrested
Development (you know, the important two). 90's shit. Brownies.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
whether or not I'm supposed to capitalize the first line of these
entries like I'm completing the sentence. I think you'll find I
never came up with a good or even a consistent answer.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching TGIF. Oh wait that was like fifteen years ago.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
This silliness is a ruse to hide my inability to write a good
dating site profile.
You should message me if
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You're funny. That shit's important.
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