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CrackingWise

28 Bay City, MI Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–32
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Nov 6
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, Middle Eastern, Black, Native American, Indian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), Occitan (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi, I'm Erik.

I'm just a regular fella looking to meet a nice spambot who will link him to a free cam site. I've got some totally awesome pictures of me showing off my abs in front of a mirror, but I'm still waiting for them to develop. I'm unemployed, but I think you'll be impressed by how many $5 bills I'm able to fan out in front of me in that photo. Don't message me unless you're going to talk like "ur" and "dats rite." I ain't got time to read full words; I have reruns to watch.

For real though, my main interests are nerdy shit and improv comedy, in both of which my hard work has led to success. I've also started biking this summer, which has been pretty rad. I've gotten back into reading... well... "reading." I'm never sure what verb to use with audiobooks, as "I've gotten back into listening" just makes it sound like I'm working on being less of a terrible conversation partner.

I grew up on the east coast. I miss hills.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
herding cats.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
A Song of Ice and Fire. Stranger Than Fiction. Firefly/Arrested Development (you know, the important two). 90's shit. Brownies.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
whether or not I'm supposed to capitalize the first line of these entries like I'm completing the sentence. I think you'll find I never came up with a good or even a consistent answer.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching TGIF. Oh wait that was like fifteen years ago.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
This silliness is a ruse to hide my inability to write a good dating site profile.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're funny. That shit's important.