CrackingWise
29 Bay City, MI
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My self-summary
Hi, I'm Erik.

I'm just a regular fella looking to meet a nice spambot who will link him to a free cam site. I've got some totally awesome pictures of me showing off my abs in front of a mirror, but I'm still waiting for them to develop. Don't message me unless you're going to talk like "ur" and "dats rite." I ain't got time to read full words; I have reruns to watch.

For real though, my main interests are nerdy shit and improv comedy. My job has a lot of downtime during the summer, so I'm also getting a ton of reading done. I don't want to spoil too much, though - you can't give everything away in your profile or it wouldn't be fair.

I grew up on the east coast. I miss hills.
I’m really good at
herding cats.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
A Song of Ice and Fire. Stranger Than Fiction. Firefly/Arrested Development (you know, the important two). 90's shit. Brownies.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
whether or not I'm supposed to capitalize the first line of these entries like I'm completing the sentence. I think you'll find I never came up with a good or even a consistent answer.
On a typical Friday night I am
Watching TGIF. Oh wait that was like fifteen years ago.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
This silliness is a ruse to hide my inability to write a good dating site profile.
You should message me if
You're funny. That shit's important.
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