Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
It has finally come to this...by some twist of fate, we have all
found our way onto internet dating. We might as well have fun, and
laugh at ourselves. I'll take the lead: hope you enjoyed the most
embarrassing photo I could find!
If you message me, try to say something more original then "hi" or
"want to talk". If you're gonna do that, at least be a value add
and offer to do my laundry.
Other than that, my chick friends all tell me that online guys are
timid and wimpy. Just a heads up, that's not me. I'm a
traditionally masculine guy, someone that knows how to laugh at
life. I've also got an edge, I'm a bit of a bad boy, not a
treat-you-like crap kinda guy, just someone that pushes you to your
limits, but pulls you back into my arms at the right moment.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living, Loving, Learning, and preparing to leave a Legacy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Crossdressing (see above)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Carrots, Carrots, Carrots, Carrots, Carrots...and Group Hugs!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why people love cats so much. Sure they're fun to pet...but is it
really worth it? Newsflash: If you keep a cat in your apartment, it
also means you keep a box of Sh*t in your apartment.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Creating EPIC memories...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Pinky swear me you'll keep this on the down-low: Somewhere deep
inside me, I think "Call Me Maybe" is a super catchy tune! You like
it too - don't deny it! (This is the last we shall speak of
You should message me if
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