Crash-Into-Me
36 Toronto, Ontario, CA
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My self-summary
It has finally come to this...by some twist of fate, we have all found our way onto internet dating. We might as well have fun, and laugh at ourselves. I'll take the lead: hope you enjoyed the most embarrassing photo I could find!

If you message me, try to say something more original then "hi" or "want to talk". If you're gonna do that, at least be a value add and offer to do my laundry.

Other than that, my chick friends all tell me that online guys are timid and wimpy. Just a heads up, that's not me. I'm a traditionally masculine guy, someone that knows how to laugh at life. I've also got an edge, I'm a bit of a bad boy, not a treat-you-like crap kinda guy, just someone that pushes you to your limits, but pulls you back into my arms at the right moment.
What I’m doing with my life
Living, Loving, Learning, and preparing to leave a Legacy.
I’m really good at
Crossdressing (see above)
The six things I could never do without
Carrots, Carrots, Carrots, Carrots, Carrots...and Group Hugs!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why people love cats so much. Sure they're fun to pet...but is it really worth it? Newsflash: If you keep a cat in your apartment, it also means you keep a box of Sh*t in your apartment.
On a typical Friday night I am
Creating EPIC memories...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Pinky swear me you'll keep this on the down-low: Somewhere deep inside me, I think "Call Me Maybe" is a super catchy tune! You like it too - don't deny it! (This is the last we shall speak of this...hahaha)
You should message me if
You've actually tolerated my profile up to this point...
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