Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Perpetually disconnected, analytical weirdo with a sense of
Queerdo, native, gender fluid, feminist, cruelty-free, FAT, body
posi, sex posi, sorta disabled, kind of asexual, but not really,
sometimes nympho, fuck if i know, introvert, self love enthusiast,
voyeur, yada yada.
I really like traveling, comics, movie time and fort
Social justice and babes and money.
You can lurk me on most things under the panhandle babesabbath.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Very little having to do with academics, marriage or babies.
Quite a bit having to do with traveling, finding new adventurous
and endeavors, searching for a sense of community, trying to figure
out this whole human connection thing. Befriending cats along the
In my ultimate dream I will work in film wardrobe. After which I
can afford a decent piece of property snuggled somewhere between
the forest and sea. Where I can have a creepy little cottage,
surrounded by gardens and gates and live out my days keeping bees,
making salves and playing dress up with my cats.
I will do it!
I will do what I dream!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being a brat, having inappropriate crushes.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Clearly the fact that I'm an amazonian space queer warrior babe.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
All things fantasy, sci-fi, pretentious and cheesey.
The Cat who went to Heaven, and similarly all kinds of folklore and
fairytale, Terminator Two and Strike!, Star Trek: TOS, most forms
of angry girl music and mangoes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
cats, travel, books, fancy duds, tattoos and shit to nerd out on
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
And how to keep a healthy balance between my own needs and the
needs of my community. And how much I actually care and how much
that will affect current and future relationships.
Would I rather be a crew member on the Enterprise or Serenity?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working. Wishing I was learning a new trade, working on a project
or macking on a cute human.
I'm not going to lie to you, I really would rather stay in and
watch Buffy than go to your friends party. I'd also rather go
hiking than go to the corner bar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I daydream about making out with fictional characters and sometimes
my armpits smell like a ball sac.
There's nothing private about me if you're willing to ask.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're hella queer, but kinda over that scene.
You like watching "bad" movies.
You like walking around in the very early morning.
You want to go on some impulsive escapade.
You want to make me food.
You're hella Native or Indigenous.
You've got some obscure talent and wanna teach me.
You want me to call you daddy.
You're a ginger.
You want to read me stories.
You want our pets to be friends.
You wanna take me away from here.
You wanna make out.
You should NOT message me if:
You're a dude-bro.
If you are a poly couple or person tbh.
You grew a beard instead of a personality.
You're a gamer at all, just no.
You're idea of a good time is hanging out at the same bar every
other night or smoking a bowl before doing anything.
You are any variety of a misogynist or racist.
You excessively reference internet words/jokes in real life.
You've lived in your hometown your whole life and you think it's
just the greatest place ever.
If you think you're welcome to dictate or fetishize mine, or anyone
else's body, ever.
Let's be real, if you're an uber tall, modified, clean-shaven,
fancy-haired cis dude, you're probably my type. But you're also
probably a desperate drunk with a hard-drive full of "teen" porn.
Who are you looking for?
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