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Crate_of_Mangos

27 Washington, DC Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 22–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 2
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 0″ (1.52m)
Body Type
Fit
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Other
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Speaks
English, Urdu (Poorly)
My self-summary
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I was up for a job a while back and they asked me to take a personality test. The results showed that I am introverted, lack respect for social codes, have poor impulse control, and a high tendency for risk taking. I have been known to do things like drop everything and move to Pakistan, so I can't really argue.
What I’m doing with my life
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Being an office minion with some website tinkering on the side.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I can keep a computer running with bubblegum and a shoestring.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Everyone comments on my big smile. I'm the sort of person who smiles to myself when I walk down the street. What they don't know is that I'm probably plotting something evil.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I have been carrying around the same beat up copy of On the Road since I was 12. There has been significant debate as to whether having Jack Kerouac as my tween years hero warped me or if it was just a symptom of my innate twisted traits.

Other books, in no particular order: Lolita, the God of Small Things, the House of the Spirits, and Love in the Time of Cholera. I'm into distinct writing styles. I also love my Dictionary of the Occult and the crazy writing inspiration it provides.

My attention span isn't that long so I don't watch a lot of movies, but whenever I'm sick I watch Terminator 2 or Lilo and Stitch. There's something about engines of destruction bonding with children that I seem to find soothing.

I could eat curry for every meal, but I'm terrible at cooking it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee is the only thing I really have trouble doing without. I love my coffee.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I like to write, so I'm usually trying to work out some sort of plot problem and make sense of my thoughts. I also picked up a people watching habit when I was lifeguarding in college, so I also spend a lot of time contemplating how ridiculous humanity can be.
You should message me if
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You have a dark sense of humor.