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Crate_of_Mangos

28 F Baltimore, MD

My Details

Last Online
Jun 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 0″ (1.52m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Speaks
English, Urdu (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I was up for a job a while back and they asked me to take a personality test. The results showed that I am introverted, lack respect for social codes, have poor impulse control, and a high tendency for risk taking. The interview went downhill from there, but I think that about sums me up.

I just moved to Baltimore a few weeks ago from DC. I had enough of the District, so I packed up and left. Maybe someday I'll cultivate impulse control.
What I’m doing with my life
Being an office minion with some website tinkering on the side.
The first things people usually notice about me
Everyone comments on my big smile. I'm the sort of person who smiles to myself when I walk down the street. What they don't know is that I'm probably plotting something evil.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I have been carrying around the same beat up copy of On the Road since I was 12. There has been significant debate as to whether having Jack Kerouac as my tween years hero warped me or if it was just a symptom of my innate twisted traits.

Other books, in no particular order: Lolita, the God of Small Things, the House of the Spirits, and Love in the Time of Cholera. I'm into distinct writing styles. I also love my Dictionary of the Occult and the crazy writing inspiration it provides.
The six things I could never do without
Coffee is the only thing I really have trouble doing without. I love my coffee.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I like to write, so I'm usually trying to work out some sort of plot problem and make sense of my thoughts. I also picked up a people watching habit when I was lifeguarding in college, so I also spend a lot of time contemplating how ridiculous humanity can be.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 22–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating