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EpicManliness

38 New York, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 27–41
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 4:19pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black, Hispanic / Latin, Other
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Management
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Okay), Portuguese (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Be prepared for off the charts sarcasm. No worries I know how to turn it off. The skinny? Educated, ambitious creative with a business slant building his brand and looking for someone to love along the way. I spent a number of years in entertainment, fell into the financial sector, and realized that money alone didn't make me happy but the experience made me smarter. Now I'm merging my worlds. Who wants some? Stop reading here if you feel me. The rest may get a bit winded.

What can I say, you might find me asking where the empire state building is; or staring at a random homeless person in amazement. Not that I haven't been around; I've lived in Delaware (I can point it out for you) LA, Philly, Orlando and even Brazil.

I took a little from each place; Delaware gave me the ability too entertain myself despite miles of cow patties, LA honed my social skills around various mannequins, Orlando made me hate Disney, Philly made me love NY, and Brazil made me really happy and broke. Yknow, happiness doesn't buy money.

What has this created? You can say I'm a bit corporate yet eclectic mouse hater that walks in front of cars during green lights and daydreams of days on the beach sipping Caprinha. Hot right? Yeah, I know you want me.

To be more specific I'm looking for a woman that likes to get things done! Got career goals? Getting er' done! We going out? Hell yeah we're going out! We planning a trip to Europe? Lets do it! Whats on the menu tonight? You or me? Both!  You want to sit around contemplating the fate of mankind? I'm with it! But.....let me call my "guy" first.....

Not looking for just a late, sweaty, night messing up the sheets.

Not saying that NEVER happens.

after all....I make my own schedule...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm actively trying to make the best out of everyday. I'm the kind of person that will go out of his way to make each hour count. I try to have a good balance between life and work. Even if I don't feel like doing anything after the hours are put in I force myself to not waste time milling about. I have my lazy days like everyone else but at least 6 days a week I'm up at 4 or 5 AM to workout and I don't stop my day until I fall asleep close to 10 or 11. Now there's exceptions, hopefully this profile will attract a few more.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not boasting about myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My skin, it's all over me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Catharsis by Sean Ashanti
Movies: Braveheart, Gladiator, Aliens, and many more...
Music: Just about everything...really bad at singling things out hah
Food: If it's called food...I probably like it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
You know what? I've done without a lot. I'm not going to jinx my coping abilities with a list! Granted "We don't need sh!t honey." Is not the best thing to advertise on a relationship.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I'm a creative, that being said, I value your time. You don't want to go there.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Its never typical. Unless you consider dressing up as Snoopy typical. If you've never slept on top of a doghouse don't knock it.

Seriously though...wait, I've gone this far without being serious. I'm NO QUITER!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Didn't we just fill out a big ol questionnaire? Nunyabidness :)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're relatively sane, physically active, and have a good sense of humor. Oh, and if you think you can date a functional creative.