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CrazyLikeThat

37 M New York, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–41
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:29am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black, Hispanic / Latin, Other
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Okay), Portuguese (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a formerly small town guy living in the big city. it's about time that I fessed up to being as New York as the next immigrant. I'm still in denial though, what can I say, you might find me asking where the empire state building is; or staring at a random homeless person in amazement. Not that I haven't been around; I've lived in Delaware (I can point it out for you) LA, Philly, Orlando and even Brazil. I just never did the NEW New Yorker thing.

Im a piece meal of each place I lived: Delaware gave me the ability too entertain myself despite miles of cow patties, LA honed my social skills around various mannequins, Orlando made me hate Disney, Philly made me love NY, and Brazil made me really happy and broke. What can I say, happiness doesn't buy money.

What has this created? You can say I'm a bit corporate yet eclectic mouse hater that walks in front of cars during green lights and daydreams of days on the beach sipping Caprinha. Hot right? Yeah, I know you want me.

It would be awesome if you're somewhat ambitious too professionally AND personally. Works in progress are cool.(I'm one myself) I'm just saying if you don't have a destination we can be awesome friends. I can bench press over 300 lbs. Result? My hugs are the bestest.

Not that you can't win me over with your hippy self after all I'm a guy.

What am I into professionally?

This year I'm producing a couple of pilots for television as well as a feature film.

What type of relationship do I want?

Bonnie n Clyde, (without the crime), Frank and Claire (without the...other men), or even Sofia and Mr. President (without the marriage scandal) can work. Now this takes time and I'm willing to take it. At the end of the day it works out better than a lustful summer night of sweat, heavy breathing, and being late to work the next morning.

Not that I'm opposed to that. After all I make my own schedule :)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I wear a couple of hats. I manage a institution that helps children live up to their potential. Im also a freelance entertainment producer, tech and talent. Frequently working in live television, independent film, and nowadays YouTube :)
Sound crazy? Just a lil but I'm about to be in a real good place.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Writing profiles apparently
- Shooting Films
- Martial Arts
- Debating
- Negotiating
- Making a little go a long way
- Making a lot go a long way
- Keeping a secret
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My voice, I sound like Bryant Gumble or some news caster. That I move like a Japanese child acrobat. I can be pretty intense.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Catharsis by Sean Ashanti
Movies: Braveheart, Gladiator, Aliens, and many more...
Music: Just about everything...really bad at singling things out hah
Food: If it's called food...I probably like it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
You know what? I've done without a lot. I got laundry list of things I can't deal with though. Well within moderation I suppose....
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
women, or if I'm taken, eh....other women? (I kid)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Its never typical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can be a little afrocentric, not like "Kill whitey" afrocentric but lets say you'll never hear me drop "N" bombs and I can be a little sensitive about certain subjects. I'm not religious but I do celebrate stuff as if I were.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you're awesome. To me that generally entails that you're not so caught up in the what's cool and hot too enjoy the simple things.
You're confident, sexy, and don't mind a real conversation from time to time. If you don't mind getting a little dirt under your nails, like staring at people while sipping on some joe, and like to sweat definitely hit me up.

*Oh and if you're totally nuts please keep your pistachio, cashew, almond, hazlenut, arse at home. Signs that you're totally nuts?

1. You say you have stalkers, but aren't really freaked out about it. Likely those people aren't stalkers, these are people that you lead on for no other reason than to fuel your ego and buy you dinners. (Real stalkers are really, really scary! I've had a couple...not fun.)

2. You lie like you breathe. You even lie when there's NO benefit to lying.

3. You have a long checklist of things that MUST be adhered to on a date or bets are off. Don't be surprised when you're over 40 + and single with no sign of not being single on the horizon. (Just don't fool yourself that it's them and not you)

4. You truly believe that a bunch of people from thousands of years ago who probably sacrificed small children to the gods in order to stop it from raining can predict the personality types of every single person born today. (Especially if you call yourself a Christian, Muslim, Buddhist, Orangutan....Transformer....Ewok...then again Ewoks ARE cool.)

5. You lick the hand rails in the subway station. That's just plain nasty.