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CrazyLikeThat

37 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black, Hispanic / Latin, Other
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Okay), Portuguese (Okay)

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My self-summary
*WARNING HELLA LONG PROFILE UPDATED as of 7/5. I like to have fun with other people as much as the next person but our first time meeting should be 1 on 1. Believe me when I say I have no problem making conversation with a stranger. If you're afraid of meeting someone in a public place on a first date alone then just maybe you shouldn't be dating people online :)

I'm a small town guy living in the big city. That means I'm exceptionally curious about a lot the city has to offer. What can I say, you might find me asking where the empire state building is; or staring at a random homeless person in amazement. Not that I haven't been around; I've lived in Delaware (I can point it out for you) LA, Philly, Orlando and even Brazil.

I took a little from each place; Delaware gave me the ability too entertain myself despite miles of cow patties, LA honed my social skills around various mannequins, Orlando made me hate Disney, Philly made me love NY, and Brazil made me really happy and broke. What can I say, happiness doesn't buy money.

What has this created? You can say I'm a bit corporate yet eclectic mouse hater that walks in front of cars during green lights and daydreams of days on the beach sipping Caprinha. Hot right? Yeah, I know you want me.

To be more specific I'm a bit odd, "unspoiled" (So I've been told), and possibly overly ambitious. it would be awesome if you're somewhat ambitious too professionally AND personally. Works in progress are cool (I'm one myself) if you're where you want to be, awesome. Not a guy who shys away from a self made woman. You'll just inspire me. I'm just saying if you don't have a destination we can be awesome friends. (I can bench press over 300 lbs. Result? My hugs are the bestest.)

Not that you can't win me over with your hippy self after all I'm a guy.

What am I into personally?

- Filmmaking - It's what I do, no you can't see my work....yet. I've had some great progress this year so you may just see more of me; hopefully in person first.

- Networking - I love making things happen and meeting the people that allow it too.

- Event Coordination - Def dig it. From Mud Races, to Video Game Tournaments, to Fashion Shows, I do it for kicks. (Getting paid works too)

Bonnie n Clyde, (without the crime), Frank and Claire (without the...other men), or even Sofia and Mr. President (without the marriage scandal) can work. Now this takes time and I'm willing to take it. At the end of the day it works out better than a lustful summer night of sweat, heavy breathing, and being late to work the next morning.

Not that I'm opposed to that. After all I make my own schedule :)
What I’m doing with my life
I think I covered that already.
I’m really good at
I can do wonderful things with my lips.
The first things people usually notice about me
My voice, I sound like Bryant Gumble or some news caster.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Catharsis by Sean Ashanti
Movies: Braveheart, Gladiator, Aliens, and many more...
Music: Just about everything...really bad at singling things out hah
Food: If it's called food...I probably like it.
The six things I could never do without
Air
Food
Friends
Family
Laughter
Love
I spend a lot of time thinking about
women, or if I'm taken, eh....other women? (I kid)
On a typical Friday night I am
trying to figure out what to do Saturday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can be a little afrocentric, not like "Kill whitey" afrocentric but lets say you'll never hear me drop "N" bombs and I can be a little sensitive about certain subjects.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you're awesome. To me that generally entails that you're not so caught up in the what's cool and hot too enjoy the simple things.
You're confident, sexy, and don't mind a real conversation from time to time. If you don't mind getting a little dirt under your nails, like staring at people while sipping on some joe, and like to sweat definitely hit me up.

*Listen we're all busy, keep that in mind before you start contacting people outside your circle. To meet someone you need time to meet someone. When it comes to relationships that's more important than money.

Oh and if you're totally nuts please keep your pistachio, cashew, almond, hazlenut, arse at home. Signs that you're totally nuts?

1. You say you have stalkers, but aren't really freaked out about it. Likely those people aren't stalkers, these are people that you lead on for no other reason than to fuel your ego and buy you dinners. (Real stalkers are really, really scary! I've had a couple...not fun.)

2. You lie like you breathe. You even lie when there's NO benefit to lying.

3. You have a long checklist of things that MUST be adhered to on a date or bets are off. Don't be surprised when you're over 40 + and single with no sign of not being single on the horizon. (Just don't fool yourself that it's them and not you)

4. You truly believe that a bunch of people from thousands of years ago who probably sacrificed small children to the gods in order to stop it from raining can predict the personality types of every single person born today. (Especially if you call yourself a Christian, Muslim, Buddhist, Orangutan....Transformer....Ewok...then again Ewoks ARE cool.)

5. You lick the hand rails in the subway station. That's just plain nasty.