Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Ok, so this would be my attempt at adding a tiny bit of effort into
my profile summary.
I'm an outspoken sarcastic funny guy. I'm drama free and baggage
free(i'd expect the same. and no kids are not baggage.) I act
probably alot older than my age will let on..being as I've been out
of the house since i was 18 which ironically i just moved back
temporarily (man i miss my apartment) plus a few other things I'm
6'3 (i know my profile header says this crap) blue eyes and blonde
hair..which is short now unlike how most of my pictures make it out
to be otherwise. I currently work as a host in a restaurant...which
is a change i used to be a chef in a different one. I just recently
moved back from Rockford(one of my better choices). which will be
far as hobbies go, i love my movies(i'd list my favorites..but its
a long list)...and i watch probably way too many of them. My
favorite shows are Trueblood(loveeee this show), Dexter, Weeds,
Scrubs, South park and a few other i can't think of off the top of
my head. I love poker I've played it since i was a little kid. I'm
also awesome at cooking...trust me I've got a few recipes ;) hah.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
hmmm..where do i begin..but no really why do they have this section
Figured i'd throw a quote in here. if you can tell me who said it
originally you will win one helluva cookie.
"So in the end, was it worth it? Jesus Christ. How irreparably
changed my life has become. It's always the last day of summer and
I've been left out in the cold with no door to get back in. I'll
grant you I've had more than my share of poignant moments. Life
passes most people by while they're making grand plans for it.
Throughout my lifetime, I've left pieces of my heart here and
there. And now, there's almost not enough to stay alive. But I
force a smile, knowing that my ambition far exceeded my talent.
There are no more white horses or pretty ladies at my door."
"A king may move a man, a father may claim a son. But remember
that, even when those who move you be kings or men of power, your
soul is in your keeping alone. When you stand before God you cannot
say "but I was told by others to do thus" or that "virtue was not
convenient at the time. This will not suffice. Remember that."
The first things people usually notice about me
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my height..that for sure.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
And since I am dead, I can take off my head
To recite Shakespearean quotations
No animal nor man can scream like I can
With the fury of my recitations
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A job(trust me i need to always have one),
a computer(i'm a bit of a geek),
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Random stuff...a.d.d. gives you unintentional entertainment.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
at work :(((
or out n about :o
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I still have a stuffed animal from my youth.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
No but seriously aside from all the "get to know me" crap in the
about me profile part. just send me a message and i'll let you
know...eventually at least.
So if you think you can deal with a sarcastic goof send me a
message. (stalkers and control freaks please refrain..as much fun
as you are) :]
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