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31 M North Attleboro, MA

My Details

Last Online
Feb 6, 2011
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
So, where to start?

Jumping past the usual "I'm not great at summarizing myself" etc (which is true), I'm a geek who's usually an introvert, but trying to be an extrovert.

I have sarcastic sense of humor, a knowledge of obscure (but interesting) trivia, and an amazing ability to have extended conversations on topics I know very little about (I ask a lot of questions).

I also like incredibly garish shirts. The brighter (or "more hideous", as one of my friends puts it), the better.

I'm willing to try just about anything at least once (except bungee jumping -- If I'm jumping from a high place toward a low one, I'd damn well better have a parachute strapped to me).

I use parentheses a lot (like this, if you haven't already noticed). Probably more than any sane person should.

Oh, and I have a TERRIBLE sense of direction. While the fact that most streets in MA either lack street signs (or change names a dozen times in a mile) really doesn't help, I still suck at finding my way around this damn state. Google Maps is a godsend.
What I’m doing with my life
I write medical software for a living. Go me.
I’m really good at
Belting out sarcastic jokes and giving sound advice on situations I've never been in are two of my strong points (my friends call me for really, REALLY weird advice all the time).

I'm really good at playing the Devil's Advocate (especially during movies--I've cheered on more movie villains than heroes, I think).
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably the incredibly bright shirts -- I've been told that one of them can "probably be seen from orbit".

If I'm not wearing one of them, then it's a toss up between my offbeat sense of humor and my quiet nature.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

I read a lot of old sci-fi (Heinlein, Aasimov, etc), but my shelves are also packed with stuff like Fight Club, Guns, Germs and Steel and World War Z.


Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, A Beautiful Mind, The Departed, and things of that vein. Inception and The Dark Knight were Excellent.

I'm willing to watch anything with a good plot (or even a bad plot if it's funny/action-packed enough). I will admit to liking several really bad 80's flicks (I willingly paid actual money for Red Dawn)


Just quickly flipping through my iPod, I can list off: Edenbridge, Nightwish, Within Temptation, Nightingale, Sonata Arctica, Sirenia, E-Nomine, The Birthday Massacre, Beautiful Sin and Dragonforce.

But really, I'll listen to just about anything except rap.


I'm usually up for eating pretty much anything except seafood (which I'm allergic to). I don't have a real "favorite" food otherwise.
The six things I could never do without
When I'm feeling sarcastic, this list would go something like: Oxygen, water, internal organs, gravity, and two other things that would depend on what I'm doing when asked.

When feeling slightly more rational, it would have: A good book, the internet, cats, garish shirts, somewhere to relax, and my ipod.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Possibly going to grad school at some point (Damn you, subject GRE!), how the universe really works, why I'm so bad at learning spoken languages, various random puns.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with/chatting with a friend or three, reading a good book, watching a movie, etc.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Caffeine gives me an irregular heartbeat. Words are completely unable to express how much I miss coffee.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You have a burning question that needs answering, and think I might be able to provide one.

If you're looking for an interesting conversation on just about any subject under the sun.

If you have an offbeat sense of humor and/or need a good laugh.