Lets get deeper. I grew up in Ohio so that automatically makes me downer to earth than you! I rock climb, do improv, and other sweet activities.
You know how people say they have the best friends in the world and blah blah blah? Well my friends are the WORST. No bragging here about my friends, they are definitely the scum of the earth! Think of the lowest form of life you can think of on this planet and then knock it down a few more notches, that is about where my friends lay in the grand spectrum!