"In my mind I'm butt naked walking through the fire
Oxy moron, stubborn as a brick yall
I'm a five star suite with the view of a brick wall
A high class scumbag, conceited nobody
Popular stranger, I see things like nobody
A Tarrantino, Martin Scorsese
Coming up, I was that n they called crazy" (Joe Budden, Outcast).

Some guys have all the luck
Some guys have all the pain
Some guys get all the breaks
Some guys do nothing but complain

All of my friends have a ring on their finger
They have someone
Someone to care for them, it ain't fair
I got no one

The car overheated, I called up and pleaded
There's help on the way
I called you, collect you, didn't accept you
Had nothing to say
(Rod "freaking" Stewart, Some guys have all the luck)

Now John at the bar is a friend of mine
He gets me my drinks for free
And he's quick with a joke or to light up your smoke
But there's someplace that he'd rather be
He says, "Bill, I believe this is killing me."
As the smile ran away from his face
"Well I'm sure that I could be a movie star
If I could get out of this place"

Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum

Now Paul is a real estate novelist
Who never had time for a wife
And he's talkin' with Davy, who's still in the Navy
And probably will be for life

And the waitress is practicing politics
As the businessmen slowly get stoned
Yes, they're sharing a drink they call loneliness
But it's better than drinkin' alone
(Billy Joel, Piano Man)

I ain't as good as I once was
That's just the cold hard truth
I still throw a few back, talk a little smack
When I'm feelin' bulletproof
So don't double dog dare me now
'Cause I'd have to call your bluff

I ain't as good as I once was
But I'm as good once as I ever was
May not be good as I once was
But I'm as good once as I ever was...

(Toby Keith, As good as i once was)