Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Edit #2. I've been told my profile "Shuts down" nearly everyone
that views it. Don't be dismayed this profile. It's a "Self
Summary" on a dating website. I'm actually very friendly to people
who are intelligent. x]
My name is John. Well, that's not my real first name. It's my
middle name,Well one of them and no, I'm
not concerned with some internet stalker type thing, I prefer the
way my middle name sounds coupled with my last name so I've
recently decided to start going by it.
Let's be realistic and admit that you're not going to read this
I'm not here for a date. Check the side bar.
Yeah, underneath it all. I can be your perfect guy.
I'm not conceited, quite the contrary. In fact, if someone catches
my fancy, I become extremely bashful.
If I messaged you, I probably didn't come out with some amazing
one-liner compliment because, I simply don't do that, Sure I
believe lines like that might have their place, but only at certain
If I viewed your profile and didn't message you, feel free to
message me. I probably viewed it and got distracted before I got
more then a few lines into your profile. Unlike the majority of
people who say it, I'm actually up for talking to new people, As
long as they are intelligent enough to properly articulate
themselves within reason.
I suppose it would be a good idea to forewarn any readers of my
sense of humor. I'm extremely sarcastic.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm working towards my future, and I'm working my figurative ass
off. I figure if I elaborate what I'm working towards, there would
be very little for people to get to know.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If I'm on my bike at a stop light, They probably notice me
preforming a perfectly choreographed stationary dance to "Bye bye
bye" by N-Sync.
That's whats up.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Theory of a dead man, D-12, Garth brooks, Three doors down, luther
vandross, 3OH!3, Eminem, Panama, B.o.B, Crossfade, Gorillaz,
Mudvayne, Korn, Bruno Mars, etc..
I'll listen to anything besides gospel, screamo and "Death
Sigh I miss books. Never really have time to read
This is a broad subject for me. I'm in the food industry. That
pretty much explains that. Also, I've been baking since I was
Yeah, and I still have my man card.
No longer in the food industry, Jus sayin'
I don't feel like updating this entirely with what I do now, so
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A sense of
, I can't go a single day without cracking a joke.
I'm not going to jot down ridiculous things like my car, my phone,
the internet because I would be lying, But I'm also not going to
put the obvious necessities such as food,water,etc. because that
would be retarded.
So if I think of any others, I'll be sure to make haste in adding
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How what I do today is going to effect what I am tomorrow.
And who I am in 10 years.
You know, same shit as everyone else. x]
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a thong and a pair of high heels in my closet.
They're for my alter ego, Angela.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You weren't scared by the last section, go ahed. Push the button
and send me a message. The worst thing that'll happen? We don't hit
it off and never talk to eachother again. Scary shit,right?
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