Edit #2. I've been told my profile "Shuts down" nearly everyone that views it. Don't be dismayed this profile. It's a shitty "Self Summary" on a dating website. I'm actually very friendly to people who are intelligent. x]
Editing this real quick just to say: If you have a picture of your ass that you took of yourself in your bathroom. I'm really not going to talk to you.
Yawn.. My name is John. No, that's not my real first name. It's my middle name,Well one of them and no, I'm not concerned with some internet stalker type thing, I prefer the way my middle name sounds coupled with my last name so I've recently decided to start going by it.
Let's be realistic and admit that you're not going to read this entire profile.
I'm not here for a date. Check the side bar.
Yeah, underneath it all. I can be your perfect guy.
I'm not conceited, quite the contrary. In fact, if someone catches my fancy, I become extremely bashful.
I'm here for the lulz, that's pretty much it.
If I messaged you, I probably didn't come out with some amazing one-liner compliment because, I simply don't do that, Sure I believe lines like that might have their place, But I'm just here for conversation.
If I viewed your profile and didn't message you, feel free to message me. I probably viewed it and got distracted before I got more then a few lines into your profile. Unlike the majority of people who say it, I'm actually up for talking to new people, As long as they are intelligent enough to properly articulate themselves within reason.
I suppose it would be a good idea to forewarn any readers of my sense of humor. I'm extremely sarcastic. I'll put it this way, pretty much take everything that you consider mortifying and offensive and I'll find it funnier the more offensive it gets.
No,really. My sense of humor will leave you feeling violated and scared, but whatever; It is what it is I suppose.