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Creptius

23 M Rayne, LA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:04pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Other
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This profile hasn't been updated in a little over two years.. Things have changed, drastically; Perhaps I'll get around to editing it... Eventually

Edit #2. I've been told my profile "Shuts down" nearly everyone that views it. Don't be dismayed this profile. It's a shitty "Self Summary" on a dating website. I'm actually very friendly to people who are intelligent. x]

Editing this real quick just to say: If you have a picture of your ass that you took of yourself in your bathroom. I'm really not going to talk to you.

Yawn.. My name is John. No, that's not my real first name. It's my middle name,Well one of them and no, I'm not concerned with some internet stalker type thing, I prefer the way my middle name sounds coupled with my last name so I've recently decided to start going by it.

I don't smoke, I don't care if you do, I don't have an affinity for it,and I never will.
Let's be realistic and admit that you're not going to read this entire profile.

I'm not here for a date. Check the side bar.
Yeah, underneath it all. I can be your perfect guy.
Not really.
I'm not conceited, quite the contrary. In fact, if someone catches my fancy, I become extremely bashful.

I'm here for the lulz, that's pretty much it.
If I messaged you, I probably didn't come out with some amazing one-liner compliment because, I simply don't do that, Sure I believe lines like that might have their place, But I'm just here for conversation.

If I viewed your profile and didn't message you, feel free to message me. I probably viewed it and got distracted before I got more then a few lines into your profile. Unlike the majority of people who say it, I'm actually up for talking to new people, As long as they are intelligent enough to properly articulate themselves within reason.

I suppose it would be a good idea to forewarn any readers of my sense of humor. I'm extremely sarcastic. I'll put it this way, pretty much take everything that you consider mortifying and offensive and I'll find it funnier the more offensive it gets.

No,really. My sense of humor will leave you feeling violated and scared, but whatever; It is what it is I suppose.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm working towards my future, and I'm working my figurative ass off. I figure if I elaborate what I'm working towards, there would be very little for people to get to know.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If I'm on my bike at a stop light, They probably notice me preforming a perfectly choreographed stationary dance to "Bye bye bye" by N-Sync.

That's whats up.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music.
Theory of a dead man, D-12, Garth brooks, Three doors down, luther vandross, 3OH!3, Eminem, Panama, B.o.B, Crossfade, Gorillaz, Mudvayne, Korn, Bruno Mars, etc..
I'll listen to anything besides gospel, screamo and "Death metal"

Books.
Sigh I miss books. Never really have time to read lately.

Food.
This is a broad subject for me. I'm in the food industry. That pretty much explains that. Also, I've been baking since I was 3.
Yeah, and I still have my man card.
No longer in the food industry, Jus sayin'
I don't feel like updating this entirely with what I do now, so ask me!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A sense of humor, I can't go a single day without cracking a joke.
Intellectual conversation.
I'm not going to jot down ridiculous things like my car, my phone, the internet because I would be lying, But I'm also not going to put the obvious necessities such as food,water,etc. because that would be retarded.
So if I think of any others, I'll be sure to make haste in adding them.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future.
How what I do today is going to effect what I am tomorrow.
And who I am in 10 years.
You know, same shit as everyone else. x]
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a thong and a pair of high heels in my closet.
They're for my alter ego, Angela.

Wait,what?
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–25
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You weren't scared by the last section, go ahed. Push the button and send me a message. The worst thing that'll happen? We don't hit it off and never talk to eachother again. Scary shit,right?