Human caucasian male, average height. Greek descent, subsequently hairy. Ambition tempered with biblical laziness. Critically self-aware. Former psychonaut, once reformed, then back at it because of a lack of anything better to do. Stereotypical combination of above-average intelligence with below-average common sense. Advertising major, with a fascination in space, quantum physics, human technological progress, and engineering, specifically megascale projects and material science.

Nonsequiter/bizarre sense of humor. Music elitist tempered with the knowledge that being a music snob is about as cool as shopping at Hot Topic. Vast stores of useless knowledge gained and forgotten daily. Happily taken by sexy girlfriend for 19 months. On here mostly to alleviate boredom.

It has occured to me a several of my images involve me doing something strange with my eyes, or covering them up. This is more to do with my childish fascination of wearing silly masks than it is a conscious attempt at masking my hideous deformities, of which I have several.

Playing videogames, being ridiculously, frighteningly good at TF2, being naked, teaching myself guitar, outlining my future for shits and grins, hanging with the girlie, being metal as fuck(fully aware it's ridiculous), climbing into construction zones, wearing awesome hats, the occasional acid flashback/lan party.

Insomnia, critical thought, hatred of bees, making things.

Male, inedible(or edible, if you're not one for social contract), mildly attractive.

I think that's the order, anyways.

Books: Instruction manuals mostly.

Music: Barring the 'indier-than-thou' list of bands I know for certain no one's heard of, Amon Amarth, Girl Talk, GWAR.

I guess I only listen to music that would make a pretentious dick. Fuck, man.

Movies: I like movies and films. There is a difference, and I don't care how much of a douchebag my stance on that makes me.

Food: College cuisine; Whatever food stamps can buy.

Basic requirements for life. I want to live in a log cabin and hunt bears.

Not much.

Laying out framework/designs for incredibly complex/dangerous methods of masturbation, Drinking booze, entertaining paranoid fantasy, being naked.

Brevity of profile is due to my current happily-taken status. If curious, inquire. I no longer have any impetus to try and seem impressive/attractive on here.

You abide, are aware of the presence of a beverage in the vicinity, know of the new shit that has come to light, or really felt that the rug really tied the room together.