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CrimsonSmear

44 Seminole, FL Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 34–49
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:04pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Introvert (ISTJ), Father, Self-Sufficient, Widower

Normal is merely a matter of perspective. What is normal to the spider is chaos to the fly.

Let the insanity commence...
♂ It has been suggested that I might be crazy... that has yet to be clinically proven.
♂ I am like an onion (aside from appearances)... I have layers, not everybody likes me, and sometimes I make people cry.
♂ I don't fit conventional profiles... I am adaptable and do not generally revere one personality other any other (I just may have a few).
♂ I have the same reaction to country music, politics, religion, sports, and flip-flops as I do natural daylight... they all tend to make me cringe.

If you're not willing to accept me for who I am, you don't deserve to know me for who I'll become.

*Please Note: Visitors is turned off... ergo, multiple visits from an anonymous user is still an anonymous user. Also, as I am not an A-Lister, I am unable to see those that provided favorable ratings in Quickmatch.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Hiding from it... I come here to answer some of the predefined questions and look at pictures of all the attractive women.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
... making those around me seem like intellectual giants.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My black trench coat and SWAT shortly after...
best night at work ever.
(true story)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies: American Beauty, Cat Run, The Fifth Element, The Lost Boys, The Perfect Host, The Usual Suspects, Young Frankenstein
Shows: Being Human, Dexter, Doctor Who, Grimm, Lost Girl, Nikita, The Vampire Diaries (don't judge me), Torchwood, True Blood, Warehouse 13
Music: Enigma, Garbage, Knife Party, Lindsey Stirling, Swedish House Mafia, The Cure, The Prodigy, When in Rome, Wolfsheim
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Double Entendres, Sarcasm, The voices in my head, Nighttime, Meat, and Bacon (because bacon obviously deserves it's own food group).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
... not necessarily in this order:
♂ Does this rag smell like chloroform?
♂ How good my body would look outlined in chalk.
♂ Cremation may be my last hope for a smoking hot body.
♂ This "NORMAL" that society suggests doesn't sound fun at all.
♂ What I'll be when I grow up... o O (do I want to grow up?)
♂ Procrastination is like masturbation, you're only screwing yourself.
♂ Why do happy people listen to music and sad people listen to lyrics?
♂ If I lived every day like it was my last, the body count would be staggering.
SEX !!!
Who in their right mind would truly submit themselves to the horror of any "Dating Site" to merely seek a friend?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
♂ I am willing admit to just about anything... proof beyond a reasonable doubt is the burden of the prosecutors.
♂ We all have demons... I choose to feed mine.
♂ I am seeking someone to be boring with... in an exciting manner.
♂ If you could read my mind you would be traumatized for life...
or sexually aroused.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Egads... why should anyone ever want to do that?
I mean, have you seen the profile... something is not right about this guy.

If, for some ungodly reason, you still feel obligated to message me...
I merely request the following:
♀ Financially Self-sufficient.
♀ BMI less than 30
and Waist To Height Ratio less than 0.51
(WebMD BMI Plus Calculator)
due to health ramifications.
My numbers are 23.1 & 0.44 (respectively), although I am admittedly a bit out of shape.

P.S. If you intend to blast me for any aspect of my profile that you may find offensive, please be forewarned that there is a high probability that the response will also be unappreciated.