Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Introvert (ISTJ), Father, Self-Sufficient, Widower
Normal is merely a matter of perspective. What is normal to the
spider is chaos to the fly.
Let the insanity commence...
♂ It has been suggested that I might be crazy... that has
yet to be clinically proven.
♂ I am like an onion (aside from appearances)... I have
layers, not everybody likes me, and sometimes I make people
♂ I don't fit conventional profiles... I am adaptable and do not
generally revere one personality other any other (I just may
have a few).
♂ I have the same reaction to country music, politics, religion,
sports, and flip-flops as I do natural daylight... they all tend to
make me cringe.
If you're not willing to accept me for who I am, you don't
deserve to know me for who I'll become.
*Please Note: Visitors is turned off... ergo,
multiple visits from an anonymous user is still an anonymous user.
Also, as I am not an A-Lister, I am unable to see those that
provided favorable ratings in Quickmatch.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Hiding from it... I come here to answer some of the predefined
questions and look at pictures of all the attractive women.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
... making those around me seem like intellectual giants.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My black trench coat and SWAT shortly after...
best night at work ever.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies: American Beauty, Cat Run, The Fifth
Element, The Lost Boys, The Perfect Host, The Usual Suspects, Young
Shows: Being Human, Dexter, Doctor Who, Grimm,
Lost Girl, Nikita, The Vampire Diaries (don't judge me),
Torchwood, True Blood, Warehouse 13
Music: Enigma, Garbage, Knife Party, Lindsey
Stirling, Swedish House Mafia, The Cure, The Prodigy, When in Rome,
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Double Entendres, Sarcasm, The voices in my head, Nighttime, Meat,
and Bacon (because bacon obviously deserves it's own food
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
... not necessarily in this order:
♂ Does this rag smell like chloroform?
♂ How good my body would look outlined in chalk.
♂ Cremation may be my last hope for a smoking hot body.
♂ This "NORMAL" that society suggests doesn't sound fun at
♂ What I'll be when I grow up... o O (do I want to grow
♂ Procrastination is like masturbation, you're only screwing
♂ Why do happy people listen to music and sad people listen to
♂ If I lived every day like it was my last, the body count would be
♂ SEX !!!
Who in their right mind would truly submit themselves to the horror
of any "Dating Site" to merely seek a friend?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
♂ We all have demons...
I choose to feed mine.
♂ I am seeking someone to be boring with...
in an exciting manner.
♂ If you could read my mind you would be traumatized for
or sexually aroused.
♂ I am willing admit to just about anything...
proof beyond a reasonable doubt is the burden of the prosecutors.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Egads... why should anyone ever want to do that?
I mean, have you seen the profile... something is not right about
If, for some ungodly reason, you still feel obligated to
I merely request the following:
♀ Financially Self-sufficient.
♀ BMI less than 30 and Waist To Height Ratio less
(WebMD BMI Plus Calculator) due to health ramifications.
My numbers are 23.1 & 0.44
(respectively), although I am admittedly a bit out of
P.S. If you intend to blast me for any aspect
of my profile that you may find offensive, please be forewarned
that there is a high probability that the response will also be
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